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Emperor Palpatine, while megalomanical af, above all desired powah. he therefore recognized that to maintain this powah, he must at least nominally ensure the well-being of the Empire citizenry overall, and likely provide token relief to the most affected worlds to bring the populace further into his clutches.
Jafar would be a decently suitable President of the United States during the COVID-19 crisis because he legitimately wants to be seen as intelligent. he would listen to the guidance of his hand-selected advisors and, by implementing their expertise to legitimize his rule by currying the favor of Agrabah´s citizens at a critical moment, truly show how snakelike he could be.
Buck Strickland would at least not be a net negative for the United States in responding to the COVID-19 crisis because he would just let his hyper-responsible and ultra-diligent Secretary of State Henry R. Hill handle the whole thing while he tiptoed off to find a bottle and a hooker to suck on.
...how would your favorite villain make a superior President of the United States than the incumbent?
Jafar would be a decently suitable President of the United States during the COVID-19 crisis because he legitimately wants to be seen as intelligent. he would listen to the guidance of his hand-selected advisors and, by implementing their expertise to legitimize his rule by currying the favor of Agrabah´s citizens at a critical moment, truly show how snakelike he could be.
Buck Strickland would at least not be a net negative for the United States in responding to the COVID-19 crisis because he would just let his hyper-responsible and ultra-diligent Secretary of State Henry R. Hill handle the whole thing while he tiptoed off to find a bottle and a hooker to suck on.
...how would your favorite villain make a superior President of the United States than the incumbent?