Your favorite yet offensively bad simp anthems

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I'm sure we all have songs we love who's message just makes you


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Hey, come here for a second
I don't like the way he treats you
He doesn't deserve you
He really don't

What kind of man
Would leave you standing in the cold
Must've been a silly one
To sacrifice a pot of gold
You're the kind of woman
That needs a man that's always there
It's not that you require a lot
Just need some tender love and care

I give good love
I'll buy your clothes
I'll cook your dinner too
Soon as I get home from work
I'll pay your rent
Your faithful lover
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work

Girl, I'll treat you right
And I'll never lie
For all that it's worth
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)

It doesn't make sense
That you should have a broken heart
If I were the only one
I'd never let you fall apart
You're the kind of woman
That needs a man with lots of cash
With a stack of major credit cards
And with me you don't have to ask

I give good love
I'll buy your clothes
I'll cook your dinner too
Soon as I get home from work
I'll pay your rent
Your faithful lover
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl, I'll treat you right
And I'll never lie or flirt
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl I'll be around, never let you down
For all that it's worth
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)

HOOK

I give good love
I'll buy your clothes
I'll cook your dinner too
Soon as I get home from work
I'll pay your rent
Your faithful lover
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl, I'll treat you right
And I'll never lie or flirt
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl I'll be around, never let you down
For all that it's worth
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)
I give good love (good love, good love, good love, good love)

HOOK


Messages like this just promote females to be lazy
 
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I feel like the people who try to be non simps are the ones who really are

I listen to more R&B than anyone I know but am as far away from being a simp as possible, I almost wish I could be more simp like.

that being said...

Usher - "Burn" is the ultimate anthem
 
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Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69


only time I've made it through this whole song was at some college parties

I can't even front, I like this joint 
 
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Originally Posted by StillIn729

I feel like the people who try to be non simps are the ones who really are

I listen to more R&B than anyone I know but am as far away from being a simp as possible, I almost wish I could be more simp like.

that being said...

Usher - "Burn" is the ultimate anthem
Of course... this thread is about liking songs who's message you disapprove of
 
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Girl Im here for you
All those times of night when you just hurt me
And just run out with that other fella
Baby I knew about it, I just didnt care
You just dont understand how much I love you do you?
Im here for you

Im not out to go out and cheat on you all night
Just like you did baby but thats all right
Hey, I love you anyway
And Im still gonna be here for you till my dying day baby
Right now, Im just in so much pain baby
Coz you just wont come back to me
Will you? just come back to me

 
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Originally Posted by StillIn729

Usher - "Burn" is the ultimate anthem
Negative, that would be Marvin's Room by Drake.  That's the simp national anthem.  This thread is too funny.
 

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Originally Posted by Deuce King

Originally Posted by StillIn729

Usher - "Burn" is the ultimate anthem
Negative, that would be Marvin's Room by Drake.  That's the simp national anthem.  This thread is too funny.

knew your !+@ would be in here hating as usual.
insecure !+@ ninja
 
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Originally Posted by IamMD

Originally Posted by Deuce King

Originally Posted by StillIn729

Usher - "Burn" is the ultimate anthem
Negative, that would be Marvin's Room by Drake.  That's the simp national anthem.  This thread is too funny.

knew your !+@ would be in here hating as usual.
insecure !+@ ninja
Are you serious..........this thread is like a dedication to you, it's for simps and simp lovers.  It has YOUR NAME written all over it.
  
 
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Originally Posted by HipHopDoc09



Girl Im here for you
All those times of night when you just hurt me
And just run out with that other fella
Baby I knew about it, I just didnt care
You just dont understand how much I love you do you?
Im here for you

Im not out to go out and cheat on you all night
Just like you did baby but thats all right
Hey, I love you anyway
And Im still gonna be here for you till my dying day baby
Right now, Im just in so much pain baby
Coz you just wont come back to me
Will you? just come back to me

i've had this song on repeat at work for like 3 weeks now and it breaks my heart to hear mike go out like this cuz he's my favorite in the group


it hit me last week like did my __ really just say he didn't care?


that "oh my god' adlib from Wanya tho...i felt like my dude really couldn't breathe from the pain while singing that part
 

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Originally Posted by HipHopDoc09



Girl Im here for you
All those times of night when you just hurt me
And just run out with that other fella
Baby I knew about it, I just didnt care
You just dont understand how much I love you do you?
Im here for you

Im not out to go out and cheat on you all night
Just like you did baby but thats all right
Hey, I love you anyway
And Im still gonna be here for you till my dying day baby
Right now, Im just in so much pain baby
Coz you just wont come back to me
Will you? just come back to me


i've also been on a boys II men binge (nh) and when son talks about his youngn cheating on him and he knew but didn't care..killled me. Simp swag, but a great song.
 
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Originally Posted by IamMD

When did it become cool to not care about women? tough guys.
Caring for a woman, and doing things that show you have no self respect are 2 different things. Simping just doesn't hurt the simper, but its bad for the simpee because its makes them weaker people by being over reliant on other people and overly self centered. Its like a parent who does EVERYTHING for their kids to the point that they don't know how to do things themselves.

If you really cared for anyone you would promote the actions that would make them better, well rounded people
 

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Originally Posted by tecca nena

Originally Posted by IamMD

When did it become cool to not care about women? tough guys.
Caring for a woman, and doing things that show you have no self respect are 2 different things. Simping just doesn't hurt the simper, but its bad for the simpee because its makes them weaker people by being over reliant on other people and overly self centered. Its like a parent who does EVERYTHING for their kids to the point that they don't know how to do things themselves.

If you really cared for anyone you would promote the actions that would make them better, well rounded people
nah I agree with this 100 percent. but People take this simping thing too far..like if you even have feelings for a girl you simping..
  
 
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Originally Posted by tecca nena

Originally Posted by IamMD

When did it become cool to not care about women? tough guys.
Caring for a woman, and doing things that show you have no self respect are 2 different things. Simping just doesn't hurt the simper, but its bad for the simpee because its makes them weaker people by being over reliant on other people and overly self centered. Its like a parent who does EVERYTHING for their kids to the point that they don't know how to do things themselves.

If you really cared for anyone you would promote the actions that would make them better, well rounded people

100% Truth.  Get your pen and pad out iamMD and start taking notes champ.  This type of information is going to be valuable to you future, that way you won't end up short on your next trip to the movies.  Who knows, the girl your with might even pay for both of your tickets.

but People take this simping thing too far..like if you even have feelings for a girl you simping..


I don't think anyone has said if you like or have feelings for a girl your simping, but once again there is a difference in having feelings for a girl versus pandering just to get chicks or gain a chick's attention.  That not how the game works, or how it originally worked.  In this day and age, there's no need to get worked up over or get bent out of shape over any female.  Mase said it best.........." girls run like buses, you may miss one, catch another one every  hour on the hour, promptly"
 

        
 
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^^^^^^LOL @ Deuce King, I knew you were gonna come in here and backhand iamMD.

Anyway, don't listen to too much RnB, but that Confessions album is crazy, as is the Emancipation of Mimi.
Alicia Keys' "Slow Down" sits pretty well with me.
 
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Wow, i thought this thread was about posting "simp songs" (or rnb in general) that you like. So I'll take back mentioning
Usher, Mariah Carey, and that Alicia Keys song. Offensively bad....hmmm...I really can't think of any, cause I'm not gonna
listen to any catchy yet bad simp song.
 
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