Athletes With Illegitimate Kids: A Comprehensive List

Andruw Jones is clearly turning things around this offseason. Just kidding, he recently got cut by a Dominican Winter League team.



I didn't expect to seee Dwight Howard on the list. Isn't he supposedly real religious and crap. Those ladies are set for life though.

Originally Posted by yungmatt

Someone post this if you can please

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ATHLETES WITH ILLEGITIMATE KIDS

THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
CalvinMurphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact thathe's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentagehad been as high as his impregnation rate.
Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
UPDATE - Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by6 women last time. Supposedly up to 11 kids by 9 women now. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning. Might also explain why he nearly played with an Italian team late in 2008.
Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.
UNCONFIRMED - Dominique Wilkins - reportedly played so long in the NBA because,according to a Magic front office employee, he was paying money on 20 paternity suits. Any further confirmation would be awesome.

THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
NEW MEMBER - Scott Skiles - At least 6 kids, possibly more.
Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.
Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of asolid family.
Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
Oscar De La Hoya - 4 kids (courtesy of Fark)
Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.
Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.
Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving 'Zona.

THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots andlots of babies. Not sure what he's done since in Baltimore, but I can take a guess.
Shannon "Horseface" Sharpe - 3 as well. Supposedly had those three all in one year.

THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
Dwight Howard
Walter Herrmann
Peja Stojakovic
Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
NHL player Richard Zednik
Mike Miller
Marvin Harrison
TracyMcGrady
NEW MEMBER - Keith Van Horn

THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.
Larry Bird
Isiah Thomas
Jim Palmer
Darryl Strawberry
Pete Rose
Tug McGraw

THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.
NEW MEMBER - Tom Gordon - Former relief pitcher had three illegitimate kids byage 17.

THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
Elijah Dukes - Impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight aswell.
NEW MEMBER - Karl Malone - Got a 13-year-old girl pregnant. Also possibly theworld's worst dad.

THE QB KIDS GROUP
Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another.
Tom Brady - the dream baby will one day rule the NFL.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's just a sophomore at West Virginia. But he had 2 illegitimate kidsin high school, and possibly more. Keep it going Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.

GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
NEW MEMBER - Larry Fitzgerald
NEW MEMBER - Michael Turner
Antawn Jamison
Chipper Jones
DeShawn Stevenson
Cliff Floyd
Mark Messier
Brian Urlacher
Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident wherehe had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
Juan Gonzalez
Andre Rison
David Justice
Andruw Jones
Alonzo Spellman
Dave Meggett
Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife(or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary PaytonII."
Stephon Marbury
Jason Kidd
Allen Iverson
Latrell Sprewell
Juwan Howard
Kenny Anderson
Scottie Pippen
Hakeem Olajuwon
Patrick Ewing
Randy Johnson

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Originally Posted by asu334

Dwight Howard

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Im not surprised... Son came in the league on some church boy stuff sounding like he was gonna follow in the footsteps of A.C. Green.

Once he hit that raw vagina,he aint know how to control himself

Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's just a sophomore at West Virginia. But he had 2illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it going Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go

SHAQ???????? Everyone knows Shaq had at least 5-10 illegitimate kids. Dude was getting it in when he was in Orlando.

there should be a list of NTers w/ illegitimate kids....now that would be funny.

Originally Posted by demonbasketball04

If I'm making millions and smashin broads, I'm getting a vasectomy...

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bingo

dwight howard has kids...?

I think Shawn Kemp has like 13 or 14 kids, though...

at Scott Skiles!

D.McFadden (Raiders running back) puts in work

Ray Allen should be up on that list. .....

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

dwight howard has kids...?

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Obviously this is some made up crap.

Good Read

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

dwight howard has kids...?

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I'm saying...caught me off gaurd

Fools are straight reckless though

Where is the music artist list of this?

Originally Posted by MvP07

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

dwight howard has kids...?

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Obviously this is some made up crap.

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he really does have a child, all truth

Originally Posted by Elpablo21



Where is the music artist list of this?

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do you really need a list though?

I slam it like shawn kemp baby

The definition of illegitimate should not apply to the guys on the list who aren't married.

can't blame Nique in Atlanta....too much temptation. Should have played with Milwaukee to avoid it.

Originally Posted by NostrandAve68

My man Shawn Kemp was slaying in the 90's.

@ Calvin Murphy... my dude was sloring in Houston back in the day... when your jersey number is close to the number of illegitimate kids you have thats a problem

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@ Calvin Murphy....I think he wifed up one of his daughters....no joke.

Originally Posted by JuJu

Karl Malone - Got a 13-year-old girl pregnant


looks like the mail man was delivering more than lil susies report card.

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Hahahahaha damn. Some people on that list I didn't expect to see.