A Salute To Derek Jeter's Hitting Avg Off-Field [No Baseball]

Originally Posted by asilva23

Originally Posted by jomitm

dude's list is impeccable.

if there was an athlete i'd wanna be it'd be him.

9x all-star.
4x champion.
3x Gold Glove winner
3x Silver Slugger
20 million a year easy.
he's New York's poster boy and
no one dares disrespect him around here.


and of course, his list.

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you forgot to add "HERPES PATIENT."
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dude be giving all these hot chicks herpes
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but yeah i cant even say anything...his list is insane
 
Originally Posted by jomitm

dude's list is impeccable.

if there was an athlete i'd wanna be it'd be him.

9x all-star.
4x champion.
3x Gold Glove winner
3x Silver Slugger
20 million a year easy.
he's New York's poster boy and
no one dares disrespect him around here.


and of course, his list.

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No doubt, the dude get's mad respect EVERYWHERE. Even up in boston they don't talk bad about Jeter. There is a fine line between Hate andRespect
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Dude took down 1-2-3 on my top 10 list (Alba, Milano and Minnilo), at least we have something in common, our taste in women lol

Oh and don't front on the herpes talk. 30% of the us population has some form of Herpes. Now the issue is which you have. I bet 50% of the people whoposted in this thread had at 1 point had at least a cold sore. Alba can give me a coldsore whenever she damn well pleases
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@ Mez

Alyssa Milano w. Jeter? Never heard of that...I thought she had a thing for pitchers?
 
Originally Posted by freakydestroyer

and on top of that he's on Team Jordan.Dude stays winning
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That's a "L" to me now-a-days.

Oh and if you believe any woman over 18y/o is a virgin you are mistaken.
 
Originally Posted by NothingBefore

HE WAS WINNING TILL HE GOT THE STD THATS IT YOU OUT THE GAME .... FOREVER CANT TRUST NO CHICK EVEN ESPECIALLY IF SHE IS " FAMOUS "

Fixed.
 
and he got Kd Aubert
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. This guy's track record is crazy. A-Rod is an idiot.hecould be right up there with him
 
There is someone whose list is better than Jeters. What about the Fresh Prince? He has had the most ... And we witnessed them all. Jada, Tyra, Nia, GabrielleBeauvais, Stacy Dash, Eva Mendes, Rosario Dawson, Charlize, I know I'm missing more. Please continue to add.
 
and dude doesn't even look like a pretty boy
thats when you know he knows how to spit some game
 
Wait a minute.....Herpes?....Jeter?....Gabrielle?........................................D Wade?

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Its all starting to make sense now.
 
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