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Once.
My NT Dudes...You ever faked it?
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BaltimoreLove
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i faked it my first time...
sex game was terrible.. i looked at shorty and said i came...
took off the condum and trew it in the trash...
no questions asked...
sex game was terrible.. i looked at shorty and said i came...
took off the condum and trew it in the trash...
no questions asked...
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I've done it once.
The girl I was with was crazy self-conscious, and she kept asking me "Are you close? Are you close?"
And I's like "%%+* no, I'm drunk", but I couldn't tell her that.
So I pushed in deep, shook a few times, then slid out, flushed the condom, and she was none the wiser.
The girl I was with was crazy self-conscious, and she kept asking me "Are you close? Are you close?"
And I's like "%%+* no, I'm drunk", but I couldn't tell her that.
So I pushed in deep, shook a few times, then slid out, flushed the condom, and she was none the wiser.
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lol
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ive "faked" it about 3 times...and have dipped with the quickness each time...worst thing in the world is a girl who is just...buns
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Not hard to fake it if you are wearin a rubber.
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Nothing was working, not even a handjob, so I had to do it myself
. Let it out on her though, after a long #+@ time. Drunk ftl
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True story: Few years ago, this broads 'walls' were hanging and I was still 'hammering'.. I went soft on her cause it was WHACK!
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One time... and yes, I was drunk.
face82
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I do this all the time. Especially when the {} is wack
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yo ma dude..i will never even think abt faking nothing..
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When im with a random broad I sometimes don't bust and its already been hella long so i fake it so i can bounce.
dendanskesimon
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fake it then when she turn around to look at you.... BLAAAM right in the face, so funny hahahah
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I have. It was like round 4-5 and it was forever, I was exhausted, and it just wasn't going down.
Faking it was a better option than just stopping to me.
Faking it was a better option than just stopping to me.
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fake it then when she turn around to look at you.... BLAAAM right in the face, so funny hahahah
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Naw never faked, just quit.
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yeah a couple times i just be like yeah i nutted
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I have maybe twice. I was ready for it to be over and just could not bust so to avoid the chick feeling bad or some @**! I just had to act like I was done.
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Yeah once...it was just so whack...she was hella stiff and robot like so I faked it never thought I would have to either...she gave her room mate thumbs uplike it was good or something...sucks too cuz before sex we got along sooooo well, after that I never went back to her house I'm guessing she got thepoint...she's stil lmy FB friend we talk every blue moon...lol
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I def have but its usually with a rubber.
I'm spoiled nowadays.
I'm spoiled nowadays.
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yeah i just soo i could be done with it.
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One shorty I used to mess with would be like I don't think u came, let me see the condom.
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I have and got caught.
springfieldxd
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nah, i just beat off on they chest
