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just tell her to pipe down then...I don't think I've ever ben driven to that extreme, but she was in the wrong for locking the door
Ay NT Males...going in a bottle, yay or nay?
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That's happened to me a couple of years back when it was my mom, sis, and me. I said F it and just went a pissed outside dint care who seen me.
Females be bo-guarding the bathroom's
Females be bo-guarding the bathroom's
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I showed her this thread...she just said 'Boys are triflin...' and shut up. Thanks NT.
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I'm old school...I like to piss outside.
Especially after a few beers.
Especially after a few beers.
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i have never had to do that and i probably would have watered a bush or something
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....you should have just pissed in the kitchen sink and be done with it...
no evidence
no evidence
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next time, take out the lock on the door..
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eva hurd of cliff notes......
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happens at least 2 times a month
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I was going in a bottle one time on the turnpike and as I was doing it we hit a toll both, smh
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gatorade bottles are definitely the way to go...not sure how people piss into beer bottles and stuff...i would think those would fill up fast
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you did the right thing my man.
here's a story very similar.
i played football for my school and on a sat afternoon game, hot as sh*t. it's the third q and the refs take a time out for some technicality. we huddle upto drink some water. the qback, runs to coach and tells him that he needs to take a leak, but there was no time. so we take waterbottle, empty it and let himloose. at the same time he makes us all huddle around him so that nobody can see him. this all occurs on the 40 yd line during the timeout. we we'rebawling on the way home, but we all pretty much agreed it was the right move.
btw, we gave the bottle to an asst coach to throw away.
here's a story very similar.
i played football for my school and on a sat afternoon game, hot as sh*t. it's the third q and the refs take a time out for some technicality. we huddle upto drink some water. the qback, runs to coach and tells him that he needs to take a leak, but there was no time. so we take waterbottle, empty it and let himloose. at the same time he makes us all huddle around him so that nobody can see him. this all occurs on the 40 yd line during the timeout. we we'rebawling on the way home, but we all pretty much agreed it was the right move.
btw, we gave the bottle to an asst coach to throw away.
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off topic... but...
This drunk guy was at the gas station asking to borrow a gas can to put gas in and take to his car that had run out.Of course that wasn't popping. So he took his beer bottle, sized it up, and said, "P-P-Put $1 on pump 4".
- $1 huh? Where you driving to... up the block?
-1 half gal of gas.........in a beer bottle? OK....
-Let me borrow a gas can? You serious? Then what, how do they get the can back? You even look lost. __s ain't finna come find you to get they $+%$ back.
-A very drunk man holding a beer bottle full of unleaded 87 is a
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Should have said it was apple juice...or Corona..?
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Bottles are a life saver.
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thats a mans right, gotta go gotta go!
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umm, why would he go outside when he has a perfectly fine bottle in front of him?
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See though mine would then probably tell me he went in the kitchen sink and that would truly disgust me.I mean that's where we wash dishes we eat off of!
Anyway you did what you had to do. I woulda laughed it off really.
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Damn Dirty.
I'm a pretty grimey dude. I'm a proud advocate of a man's right to urinate most anywhere.
But the kitchen sink? That's foul.
Personally, I woulda walked outside and found a corner.
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I've never had to actually piss in a cup in my own house. I have 2 bathrooms so I don't really run into that too often. And if it does I usually justgo outside and take a a piss in my backc yard. I don't see anything wrong with it as long as you get rid of it asap
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Originally Posted by West2East
See though mine would then probably tell me he went in the kitchen sink and that would truly disgust me. I mean that's where we wash dishes we eat off of!.
Anyway you did what you had to do. I woulda laughed it off really.
and thats a females opinion (i...think?)...oh my girl is so effed now.
Side Note: I know none of us actually know dude, but I know I aint the only one who wouldnt figure Dirty 4 a sinkpisser. I at least hope aint no dishes inthere at the time...
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I've done it before, no biggie...
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Yes that's a females opinion. I also don't understand why the bathroom door was locked though especially if it's the only restroom inthe place and you were home with her.Originally Posted by potus2028
and thats a females opinion (i...think?)...oh my girl is so effed now.
Side Note: I know none of us actually know dude, but I know I aint the only one who wouldnt figure Dirty 4 a sinkpisser. I at least hope aint no dishes in there at the time...
I also never figured dirty for a sinkpisser but regardless if no dishes or not that's just nasty to me
