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A 34-year-old Minnesota man has been arrested for jerking off into a coworker’s coffee cup because he had a crush on her.

CBS Minnesota reports that John R. Lind of Beisswenger’s hardware store in New Brighton admitted to ejaculating into the woman’s coffee twice and onto her desk another four times since last February, wiping away most of his semen with one of her hair scrunchies.

The woman called the police on August 26 when she walked in on Lind standing in front of her desk with his hands near his groin and a “deer in the headlights” look.

Lind then raced out of the room only to return a few seconds later, telling his crush that he had a question but forgot what it was.

She saw liquid dripping from her desk onto the floor.

Lind told police he knew that what he did was “gross and wrong” and that his coworker was the only person he had ever done such things to.

The coworker recalled her coffee had tasted off many more times than twice over the recent months, but had attributed it to spoiled cream.

When police informed her of the real culprit, however, she quickly replied “I knew it.”


The woman also said she was considering filing harassment charges due to the amount of times Lind had attempted to start conversations with her with his fly open.

Lind has been charged with two counts of criminal sexual conduct and could go to jail for up to a year and face a $4,500 fine.



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Have you ever heard of a woman putting her period blood into a man's food to make him love her, this must be the men's version...

Brb going to find Meagan Goode's coffee cup...

Not Srs that's disgusting
 
Welp didn't know I couldn't post that. I guess nothing with swear words written down. Want to ice bucket them kids from the amazon commercials.
 
lmao it's all good bruh, you haven't really been on NT until you get an infraction

Yeah I got one for the snoop dog Donald sterling reaction video when snoop was going off. Meth PM'd me saying that was not appropriate, but understood where it was coming from. I ain't even going to lie never read the rules or what not.
 
Its been a while where pics tell all. need dem pics. 2G friendly please. lol
 
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