Breaking news: Kendrick Perkins is so bad, he deserves his own post

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I'm sorry if some feel this is a waste of space.

Actually, I'm not sorry. It's a known fact that Kendrick Perkins is simply not very good, but after watching him a few times, it's become clearthat he is so not very good to the point that there needs to be a separate post about it.

The thing that prompted me to make this post was his "showing" in the Celtics-Bobcats game. A few minutes ago, on a normal possession, he holds theball in the post against Okafor, then makes a move with Okafor's body all over him, then shoots the ball into Okafor's hand. I'm not sure, but itlooked like Okafor actually tried to bat it to KG, and I thought I saw him say, "If you're not gonna pass to KG, I'll do it for you." As ifhe didn't get the message, after the ball bounces back to him, Perkins shoots a jumper from beyond the free throw line that bricks like his name is KwameBrown.

This fool tries to move around the post like he's Hakeem, Shaq, hell, even Yao, almost EVERY time that someone passes it to him. It's like he believessomething is true if and only if he reads it in the newspaper, and that he hasn't gotten a newspaper since June.

I don't know how else to explain that he would keep playing like he's the number one main offensive option with KG, PP, and Ray Allen on his teamunless he didn't know they were there.

As a matter of fact, that's the worst thing about his game: HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS PLACE. Some might say, him thinking he's a star would be good; hewould be playing hard, yadayda. I'm here to tell you, NO. That is not the case. Not knowing his place? All bad.

Granted, Ray Allen is out tonight, but that bumps Perkins from the tenth offensive option to the ninth. They should be starting Glen "habitual linestepper" Davis, even SCOTT POLLARD, over Perkins. Or they could sign a free agent and chances are, he would be better than Perkins. Or they could trackdown Manute Bol. Or they can start Tony Allen and put Rondo at center. Anything!!!

The Celtics would probably be undefeated if it wasn't for Perkins. He probably throws 3-4 possessions into the garbage can every game via some boneheaddecision, which would make up for the deficits from their three losses. They probably wouldn't have even had to play anybody in his place in order to getthose 3 extra wins; just play four on five. Playing four on five would be better than five on five with Perkins. Maybe if they just played KG, Paul Pierce, andRay Allen alone for 48 minutes every game, it would be better.

I don't know how else to describe the
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that is Perkins' game and intelligence other than to see what others have tosay.

However, I could really care less about what Perkins does to the Celtics' success, or that they're 29-4 no matter what he's doing.

This post isn't about the Celtics success, 29-4 or not.

This is JUST about how Perkins is so bad, from his skills to his decision-making.

I only mention the Celtics' successes because Perkins' sucktastic presence on the court hurts it. I don't want them to be better, I'm justsaying that Perkins is holding them back.
 
^ It's probably because seeing any shot attempt of his going into the basket is such a huge accomplishment for him
 
In that case Tony Allen needs his own post.

I laugh every time I think about him hurting himself on the missed dunk after the whistle.

Perkins is not worst than Jared Jeffries.
 
SMH @ Celtic fans looking for something to complain about.
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You're 29-3. That's enough. Cork it.





It's like God (Kevin McHale) gave you a new Ferrari last summer in exchange for a stick of gum and you're complaining about the color.
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Hey, I'm a Celtics fan, and i'm completely happy with Perk. Sure, he does dumb things sometimes, ala not chasing down Wallace when he stole the ball atthe end of the third, but he has his moments. We cant have a Hall of Famer at every position.
 
I'm not actually a Celtics fan. I used to like watching them play because I love watching KG play, and I also like Ray's shot. However Perkins has madethis hard to do, since he seems to shoot more than they do. I'm just not a fan of bad basketball... even though the team is still crazy good, thisdoesn't solve the "Perkins dilemma."

Tony Allen still has skills (definitely more than Perkins). Jared Jeffries barely gets considerable PT anymore. The point is there are probably a lot ofplayers worse than Perkins. Perkins can probably take his teammate Brian Scalibrene and maybe the Collins brothers in one-on-one matchups. However, theydon't get PT like Perkins. Perkins plays starter's minutes. This makes it worse, even though he's not the worst per se.

We cant have a Hall of Famer at every position.

True, but this doesn't mean that those other positions have to be filled with garbage. I still think they can sign a free agent that would bring more tothe table. Even if it was another horrendous player, he would likely know his place, at least.
 
Again that's not really why I'm complaining. It's really just because he is SO BAD, nothing to do with the team.



I'm only mad because whenever I watch the Celtics, I see more of his lame post moves than I do of KG, Ray, and the players I want to watch.
 
Well they can't ignore him.
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Hate it or love it, the Celtics would not be good playing 5 on 4, acting like they have no center (just a guy with a green jersey that hangs out under therim).
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He has to be used.



And he is by far the worst player in the league



Heck, he's not even the worst Celtic.
 
Even though hes not the worst in the L, or even on the team... most players with his "skill" don't get PT like he does. While those like himwatch from the bench and really do no harm, he's getting the minutes and making the "most" out of them. Doc Rivers fault, Perkins fault,doesn't really matter at this point... the fact is that Perkins gets tons of PT and everybody suffers from it.
 
SenorRoboto2k5:
Even though hes not the worst in the L, or even on the team... most players with his "skill" don't get PT like he does. While those like him watch from the bench and really do no harm, he's getting the minutes and making the "most" out of them. Doc Rivers fault, Perkins fault, doesn't really matter at this point... the fact is that Perkins gets tons of PT and everybody suffers from it.
Name a better 5 on the squad.
 
Originally Posted by 23ska909red02

SenorRoboto2k5:
Even though hes not the worst in the L, or even on the team... most players with his "skill" don't get PT like he does. While those like him watch from the bench and really do no harm, he's getting the minutes and making the "most" out of them. Doc Rivers fault, Perkins fault, doesn't really matter at this point... the fact is that Perkins gets tons of PT and everybody suffers from it.
Name a better 5 on the squad.
Scott Polard!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Ghenges

SMH @ Celtic fans looking for something to complain about.
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You're 29-3. That's enough. Cork it.





It's like God (Kevin McHale) gave you a new Ferrari last summer in exchange for a stick of gum and you're complaining about the color.
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seriously!
 
I would SERIOUSLY consider Pollard, no joke... Perkins may have a few major things on him, but Pollard won't be in there jacking up turrible shots. Againthe worst thing about Perkins is he doesn't know his place, his intelligence and decision-making is also turrible, and he ends up disrupting the offenseand the team as a whole. The whole point is Perkins sucks, makes the worst decisions, and gets so much PT that whoever watches gets to see this for 30+ minutesevery game. It doesn't matter if they can or can't replace him, if they even need to, how good the team is with him, etc. It's all about the bottomline, which is that present-day Charles Barkley would have a better impact than Perkins.

PLEASE READ MY ABOVE DISCLAIMER... I wanted to hear more tales about how watching Perkins has ruined people's days, or even lives. I don't want to betold that it doesn't matter because the Celtics are still really good.
 
Man perkins dont need his own post. what you *****ing about hes starting on a 30-5 team. Shut the @*## up.... and BTWPerkins>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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man not only is Perk not the worst starter in the league, hes not even the worst starting center
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Originally Posted by Ghenges

SMH @ Celtic fans looking for something to complain about.
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You're 29-3. That's enough. Cork it.





It's like God (Kevin McHale) gave you a new Ferrari last summer in exchange for a stick of gum and you're complaining about the color.
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WORD!!! Suck it up. This is exactly why i hate anything and everything to do with Boston.
 
damn, you're just now noticing that? luckily the celts knew how terrible he was, so they brought in some superstars to surround him.
 
There's no way that Pollard is better than Perkins. Pollard is garbage, I'm still upset that we signed him but given the options, I guess he was thebest choice who was over 6-10.
 
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