The Awkward moments thread Vol OBGYN

[parada45]

Love this thread lol

 

[lasershark]

why do you meet so many OBGYN's?

 

[kevi]

the awkward oment when you wait for a text but then you realize you are the one who didint reply

 

[bkzkurse]

Posted this one b4...

During winter time I always get a bad cough. This causes me to cough excessively in class during, what seems to be the most quiet moments in class. I be tryinng to hold it in, or suppress little coughs into one hard cough.
Once in class during lecture, i was holding it back and tried swallowing spit to cure the itchiness in my throat and choked to the point where i could not breath regular. My eyes began turning red and tearing up. I could not help but cough uncontrollably. People started turning around, so I make a quick exit out of class to get water and dry my face off. Mind you this is like my 5th time leaving class. I get out and see my ex that broke up with me because she was depressed and tried to commit suicide. This is my first time seeing her in about a month. So she looks up at me all puzzled and lost. I was so embarrassed from the class situation and her seeing me like that, I half smile and say "Look who decided she wanted to live". Her face was priceless.

 

[waddupdoe]

one time I'm crossing the street, *look both ways* street and side walk are completely empty. i cross... now I'm squeezing between two parked cars and let one rip, I'm talking major rip, i had my headphones turned all the way up and still heard it, i take a quick glance behind me and out of nowhere there's this chick RIGHT behind me, like she just magically appeared, 2 seconds later i can smell it and boy was it 

. i walked as fast as i could and never turned back.

 

[T0INE]

Rusty Shackleford's story.

Could easily be a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Dead @ 'I see, I see...what kind of beans?'

 

[qtnettles]

That awkward moment when you return to class only to find out that you have a piece of tissue hanging out of your pants from the tissue covering you laid on the toilet. To make matters worst the teacher was laughing harder then then my classmates. I've been scared ever since.

 

[ksteezy]

i cry everytime bros

 

[ksteezy]

that akward moment when you hyperlink about 13 gifs and they don't show up on your post....hope nobody caught that...

edited.

 

[Nawzlew]

The awkward moment when you're sitting in a class and you're the only guy, and you thinking it's gonna be a good year til you realize it's womens studies and you're in the wrong class.

 

[iamlegend2345]

When you hold the door for someone and the POS walks through the other door. Like WTF?lol

 

[dauldierce]

This reminds me of my very first college class ever. I walk into this big auditorium, probably like 100 people in there already taking notes while the professor was lecturing, and I was a little early so I didn't know what was going on. I walk to the back to sit down and once I sit down I see the projector slides and realize I'm in the wrong class. Before I could get up to leave, the professor sees me, and goes, "WELL, since you missed the start of class about a half hour ago, NOW, you can introduce yourself like everyone else did." EVERYONE is looking at me and I'm like, "ok?" So she goes, "Please tell us your name, where you're from, and something interesting about yourself." I gave my name, hometown, and then for something interesting about myself I said, "and I think that I'm in the wrong class." And she asked me what I thought the class was and obviously it wasn't her class. It was really embarrassing/awkward because she was so pissed at me

i had a similar incident. i hate public speaking. espiecually introducing myself.

My name is Dajon, im from Boston and i like to play basketball.

 

[mastamind89]

One time my gf of the time suggested that I clean shave downstairs. As a guy I think of all the benefits from this so I did it without thinking. And I clearly wasn't thinking because I'm not sure if I forgot or if my mom told me that night but I had a doctors appointment the next day. My yearly physical. He asked the standard questions. For whatever reason, I said that I wasn't sexually active when he asked. Fast forward a bit, it was time for the testy check. He was certainly caught off guard, never seen someone make the facial expression he made He didn't say anything, I'm not sure how I would have responded except for being honest. But the physical carried on casually after that

 

[serotonins]

i had a similar incident. i hate public speaking. espiecually introducing myself.
My name is Dajon, im from Boston and i like to play basketball.

this dude has to be a troll. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[solexsup]

I had someone remember me from elementary school (!). She was like "Hey, isn't your name ... ?" "... Yea" "Do you remember me from ... grade?" "Um, yea."

Happened to me a couple of months ago. Was on the bus and chick sat down next to me and said "HEY CHRIS" . I was like "HEY...you"

 

[2 RAWW]

That awkward moment when the female you're talking to notices you keep glancing at her cleavage and she pulls her shirt up mid-conversation. 

 

[coolgraymemo]

That awkward moment when you send a text message to the wrong person. Especially when it's a picture.

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[00david00]

truth will be missed.


that awkward moment when a group of females get access to your fb and read all your messages (this was HS mind you)

had convos talking about them and all that.. this was so hard to play off

 

[sircharles2ol3]

One time I was getting mopped off on the air tram at Six Flags in Jersey.. As my girl is doing her thing I see a tram coming from the opposite side of the park. As it approaches I see its a mom, dad and their kid who must have been like 10.. I tried to play it off smooth as if nothing was happening so I just looked at them with a smile as their tram passed by. All three of them were staring bc my girls head kept popping up and disappearing. I didnt wanna tell her to stop for obvious reasons.. That might have been the akwardest 10 seconds ever.

 

[Moderngz]

Went to the club with a cousin it was time to pay up reach into my pockets only to bring out the condoms in my hand and the lady is just looking like -_- happened to me and my cousin at the damn same time.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

That awkward moment when you stare out the window but the cute girl by it thought you were making a move

 

[iYen]

That awkward moment when you get a this text. "What's up? long time no talk."

Then you have to keep everything you text back as general as .... so they don't know that you don't know who they are.

What's even worse is when they run into them out of the blue.

"Oh, that was you?"

 

[coolgraymemo]

One time I was getting mopped off on the air tram at Six Flags in Jersey.. As my girl is doing her thing I see a tram coming from the opposite side of the park. As it approaches I see its a mom, dad and their kid who must have been like 10.. I tried to play it off smooth as if nothing was happening so I just looked at them with a smile as their tram passed by. All three of them were staring bc my girls head kept popping up and disappearing. I didnt wanna tell her to stop for obvious reasons.. That might have been the akwardest 10 seconds ever.

.

 

[shogun]

i cry everytime bros

I'm blatant with staring at chests too. Never got cursed out or smacked for it yet. .

I got to class late last semester and the see the girl I usually stare at was wearing a cutoff shirt exposing her bra and it's the damn winter time . I walked in, started at her chest then made eye contact with her. After that it seemed like I would always be walking in the hall and randomly see her and make eye contact again. She must've thought I was creep status . I'm in another one of her classes this semester.