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whywesteppin said:
Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.
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The accuracy of that analogy :rofl:

Wonder where in that ecosystem, ninja fits in :lol:
 
ksteezy said:
whywesteppin said:
Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.
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The accuracy of that analogy :rofl:

Wonder where in that ecosystem, ninja fits in :lol:
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I underlined the sentence. Throw in a couple of "b's" and boom, NH could definitely say that :lol:
 
whywesteppin said:
Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.
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whywesteppin said:
Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.
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Infinite reps for this analogy 
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whywesteppin said:
 
ksteezy said:
Wonder where in that ecosystem, ninja fits in
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I tried to come up with one. One version was about ninjafish, a betta fish who lives in a fishbowl with his mom and dreams of one day coppin' da toilet. But it's impossible to do justice to all the running jokes so I gave up.
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I've gone through this thought process so many times with so many jokes I decided took too much effort to make.
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Donald J. Trump‏Verified account  @realDonaldTrump 9h9 hours ago

The real story that Congress, the FBI and all others should be looking into is the leaking of Classified information. Must find leaker now!
 
I like the fact that Republicans are more concerned about cracking down on American whistleblowers than Russian hackers...

seandon23 said:
Rolaholic said:
"radical liberals" :rofl:


These dudes are the worst man :lol:
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word. and they have the gull to say Dems are out of touch with reality smh
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Seriously, feels like projection to me :lol:. Dude have moved the conversation so far to the right since Obama got elected that anyone resembling even a moderate is considered a "radical leftist". Not at all,it's just that the GOP has let the extremists on their side of the aisle hijack the party and it's dialogue. Same folks who would consider Conservagawd Reagan a typical Hollywood lib nowadays
 
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http://www.theonion.com/article/aides-wrestle-drill-trumps-hands-he-tries-remove-o-55576

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull

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WASHINGTON—Rushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening device from his skull. “Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.
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Oh how I wish this wasn't satire :lol:
 
@SethAbramson:
BREAKING NEWS: COMEY Confirms That DNI JAMES CLAPPER Was _Not_ Briefed on #Russiagate; GOP Talking Point Disappears:

https://t.co/Utu0BkOlvV
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Trump is gonna need a new talking point now...

Apparently, Comey confirmed that the investigation/probe has been ongoing since July...they only decided to make it public once Trump forced their hand with the bogus wiretap claims :rofl:
 
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Rolaholic said:
I like the fact that Republicans are more concerned about cracking down on American whistleblowers than Russian hackers...

seandon23 said:
Rolaholic said:
"radical liberals" :rofl:


These dudes are the worst man :lol:
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word. and they have the gull to say Dems are out of touch with reality smh
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Seriously, feels like projection to me :lol:. Dude have moved the conversation so far to the right since Obama got elected that anyone resembling even a moderate is considered a "radical leftist". Not at all,it's just that the GOP has let the extremists on their side of the aisle hijack the party and it's dialogue. Same folks who would consider Conservagawd Reagan a typical Hollywood lib nowadays
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Nah, I think Papi Reagan would be a ****servative because his tax cuts would not be big enough, but would still get props for being a racist

Bush Sr. would be a dirty leftist for sure. :lol:
 
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