Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Man POF ******* sucks. Literally some of the chicks that have matched me were named lilredneckgirl and farmgirl..... and trust they both looked the part.

Tinder is hit or miss, anytime a fine one matches they end up being a cam girl.

Seeing how okcupid works out. 
 
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 congratulations playa, one minute you bussin down jawns who help with yard work...next minute you found true love 
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going out for drinks with this self respecting woman tonight, she a nurse, 3 years older than me lol

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Aight so took this broad out to this rooftop sushi bar my homeboy works at (you know damn right I ain't trying to spend a bill on this bird lol). Had drinks food, ambiance was good. Start chatting about POF and she told me that I was the "only" guy on there she talked to that knew what he wanted (them yambs lol), and how other cats just wanted to ask her how her day was and that petty bs.

Couple whiskey sours later and I took her back to my place rolled up some sour D and just went to town on that ***. Boobs were a C I didn't em care tho She had this sexy Louisiana accent too. I'm originally from the south so I like that ****. Only downside was she didn't give head without me eating her out and I was satiated after ******* her so it was no biggie.

Portland pof/okc have been giving me a good roster and bench of bunnies. Too bad I'm leaving for college today smh
 
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going out for drinks with this self respecting woman tonight, she a nurse, 3 years older than me lol

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Aight so took this broad out to this rooftop sushi bar my homeboy works at (you know damn right I ain't trying to spend a bill on this bird lol). Had drinks food, ambiance was good. Start chatting about POF and she told me that I was the "only" guy on there she talked to that knew what he wanted (them yambs lol), and how other cats just wanted to ask her how her day was and that petty bs.

Couple whiskey sours later and I took her back to my place rolled up some sour D and just went to town on that ***. Boobs were a C I didn't em care tho She had this sexy Louisiana accent too. I'm originally from the south so I like that ****. Only downside was she didn't give head without me eating her out and I was satiated after ******* her so it was no biggie.

Portland pof/okc have been giving me a good roster and bench of bunnies. Too bad I'm leaving for college today smh
that's all it takes when you're dealing with online yambs. They know what it is, no need to beat around the bush
 
After messages were exchanged for a few days, chick said I was being too forward when I asked for the number
 
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Seems like it, I'm not too experienced with the online stuff. She proceeded to block me as well. She was one of better looking chicks I've seen on there too. This other one seems promising but we'll see
 
going out for drinks with this self respecting woman tonight, she a nurse, 3 years older than me lol

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Aight so took this broad out to this rooftop sushi bar my homeboy works at (you know damn right I ain't trying to spend a bill on this bird lol). Had drinks food, ambiance was good. Start chatting about POF and she told me that I was the "only" guy on there she talked to that knew what he wanted (them yambs lol), and how other cats just wanted to ask her how her day was and that petty bs.

Couple whiskey sours later and I took her back to my place rolled up some sour D and just went to town on that ***. Boobs were a C I didn't em care tho She had this sexy Louisiana accent too. I'm originally from the south so I like that ****. Only downside was she didn't give head without me eating her out and I was satiated after ******* her so it was no biggie.

Portland pof/okc have been giving me a good roster and bench of bunnies. Too bad I'm leaving for college today smh
that's all it takes when you're dealing with online yambs. They know what it is, no need to beat around the bush

But if most these chicks profiles say not to message them for yambs, then how can you just go in with the intention of yambs?
 
going out for drinks with this self respecting woman tonight, she a nurse, 3 years older than me lol

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Aight so took this broad out to this rooftop sushi bar my homeboy works at (you know damn right I ain't trying to spend a bill on this bird lol). Had drinks food, ambiance was good. Start chatting about POF and she told me that I was the "only" guy on there she talked to that knew what he wanted (them yambs lol), and how other cats just wanted to ask her how her day was and that petty bs.

Couple whiskey sours later and I took her back to my place rolled up some sour D and just went to town on that ***. Boobs were a C I didn't em care tho She had this sexy Louisiana accent too. I'm originally from the south so I like that ****. Only downside was she didn't give head without me eating her out and I was satiated after ******* her so it was no biggie.

Portland pof/okc have been giving me a good roster and bench of bunnies. Too bad I'm leaving for college today smh
that's all it takes when you're dealing with online yambs. They know what it is, no need to beat around the bush

But if most these chicks profiles say not to message them for yambs, then how can you just go in with the intention of yambs?
they only say that to weed out crazy/thirsty dudes
 
These sites are trolling me bros I swear. 

Looks like a trailer park photo album 
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Ehhh, it really depends on the chick or whatever opening you use. Some are very receptive cause they rather be on the phone than messages/texting (which makes sense),but I'd said the average thinks you're "thirsty" or something coming straight out to ask for their number
 
Ehhh, it really depends on the chick or whatever opening you use. Some are very receptive cause they rather be on the phone than messages/texting (which makes sense),but I'd said the average thinks you're "thirsty" or something coming straight out to ask for their number

I could not care less about some internet chick thinking I'm thirsty. For me it was a pure numbers game. I didn't mind losing out on chicks who thought like that bc it would have been too much work to smash anyway
 
Ehhh, it really depends on the chick or whatever opening you use. Some are very receptive cause they rather be on the phone than messages/texting (which makes sense),but I'd said the average thinks you're "thirsty" or something coming straight out to ask for their number

I could not care less about some internet chick thinking I'm thirsty. For me it was a pure numbers game. I didn't mind losing out on chicks who thought like that bc it would have been too much work to smash anyway
[Edit: old draft. It says "sex change" in the bio. ]

Eh. I try to give chicks my number after a day worth of chatting. If they don't hit me up, I just assume they're looking for online chat buddies and stop responding to them.
 
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Theres some i give my number to and they still sending me messages 

after i give my number, im not responding to any online messages from u
 
Yea I really don't understand continuing to send POF messages after u have a number :lol: there really are too many chat buddy/pen pal type chicks on there
 
Smh tinder is poppin. I get matches but dam

Chicks i wanna get with are on some other ****. Of course the ugly joints wanna bang out
 
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