Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Ima be honest...I'm not flourishing on any of these sites :frown:. Thinking bout deleting them all.

POF chicks I message will view my page but won't respond
OKC chicks in my area on there are :x
Tinder every match has been spam so far :smh:

#foreverugly #nevergoneflourish
 
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Ima be honest...I'm not flourishing on any of these sites :frown:. Thinking bout deleting them all.

POF chicks I message will view my page but won't respond
OKC chicks in my area on there are :x
Tinder every match has been spam so far :smh:

#foreverugly #nevergoneflourish


I'm in the same boat brother.
 
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Yeah I see profiles that say "I only date black guys" or insert another race.

But I never see profiles saying "I don't date white guys/no white guys" or insert any other non black race
 
:lol:

This basically means black dudes don't hit me up...

A bit off topic but...

For the life of me I could never understand why women say no black guys in their profile... But never any other race.

I've seen tons of profiles that say, "I only date black guys so if you're not black, don't bother." :rolleyes  Nice reach though. 

And that gofundme broad is trippin. 34 year old bums now begging for loose change on POF.

That was not a reach at all. I have seen wayyy more profiles that say "no black guys" than profiles that say "black guys only". And these are from black women as well. Same with backpages.
 
I've seen both but unless you're on back page I can't say I've seen a lot of either on pof.

Get a little disappointed when I see no black guys but I message anyway, smirk when I see black guys only and message knowing she probably likes to get drilled. It comes down to chicks who don't want to get stretched out too chicks willing to get stretched out for pleasure.
 
Speaking of choosy profiles peep this lmao

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HekataMyth?cf=profile

Preferences: I am not gonna SUGARCOAT THIS: I am BRUTALLY HONEST. And very SUPERFICIAL... I'm just like that Assssssssssshole who stole your girlfriend at the club last week! :smile:
My preferences are BASED SOLELY ON LOOKS - FIRST AND FOREMOST! I am ONLY into guys with BLOND (Yes, it is spelled without "e" correctly = masculine gender, you morons! :smile: OR LIGHT-BROWN OR RYE-COLORED HAIR! RED-HEADS are okay, too.

You MUST HAVE BLUE OR GREEN EYES and VERY LIGHT SKIN - which doesn't tan, but instead burns in the sun. Bleached hair DOESN'T count! Has to be ALL-NATURAL!

Slavic/Ukrainian/Germanic/British/Scandinavian genotypes/phenotypes are THE BEST!

If you have dark hair or dark eyes = your skin must be PAPER-WHITE and your features must be PERFECT!

If you have tan skin, as in Greek/Italian/French/Hispanic/Latino/Mediterranean/Indo-Pakistani/African/Brazilian/Protugese/MiddleEastern/Semitic/Arabic/Turkish/Indonesian/Philippino origin and/or are skinny/lean or are too dry & muscly with zero body fat for me to bite = DO NOT CONTACT ME!

It doesn't matter how handsome/great/kind/sensitive/caring/strong/loving of a guy you are, how much you earn, how high-flying your career is, how many houses and cars or motorcycles or boats you have, how many companies you own, how large of an engagement ring you have stashed in your safe in the hopes of finding your future wife, how much potential you see between us, how much you think we will click on all levels = do NOT BOTHER MESSAGING ME! I will NOT respond! Sorry! I know EXACTLY what I want = and you AREN'T IT! :smile:

As I said, I don't mean to sound like a serial killer picking victims based on shade of hair & skin texture, but I'd rather be BRUTALLY HONEST and weed out all UNSUITABLE contenders right off the bat! So guys, man the **** UP and STOP WHINING about my taste!

I get a lot of bitter messages from VERY HOT GUYS WHO UNFORTUNATELY AREN'T BLOND OR BLUE-EYED. They cry and whine and complain and call me "Hitler", instead if spending their time more productively and seeking a girl who is more into that dark, brooding Mediterranean look.

Since when is HAVING PERSONAL PREFERENCES EQUATED TO GENOCIDE?

Is it a crime to like something and not something else? You are a TOTAL MORON if you think that people aren't superficial.

Why do you still go to the gym and buy new clothes and have that tricked out ride if you are solely into intellectual pleasures the world has to offer?

If you think you are ready to love a girl for her SOUL = why aren't settling for that FAT UGLY COW NEXT DOOR WHO HAS BEEN EYEING YOU FOR AGES? She might write great POETRY, you know? Or have... *GASP* (O, the unthinkable!) A KIND HEART and PLENTY OF GIRTH FOR YOU TO BURY YOUR FACE IN HER CHEST AND CRY ABOUT HOW HORRIBLY PICKY THAT ONLINE ASIAN CHICK IS. Go for the sow = if you don't have standards. And leave people who do - in PEACE.

***

Also: this goes as DEFAULT: if you drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes, or if you use any kinds of drugs or chemical substances to enhance your living experience = DO NOT CONTACT ME! I want a guy who is NATURALLY HAPPY and DOES NOT NEED CRUTCHES TO FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN!

BONUS POINTS: 1) If your BLOOD TYPE IS "AB" or "A" = most preferable! 2) Also, if the Rhesus-Factor of your Blood Type is NEGATIVE = you will definitely be considered!
 
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Man I miss MySpace. It was so much easier! These females are too damn picky and have all these qualifications. Is it me or all the females profession on POF are nurses?

These ******* lying bro.
75% of "nurses" are medical assistants at best.

And :lol: at that Asian chick... Hoping that's not a serious profile.

I've seen both but unless you're on back page I can't say I've seen a lot of either on pof.

The struggle is quite real on backpage... No black guys means they have a jealous black pimp 90% of the time though
 
Man I miss MySpace. It was so much easier! These females are too damn picky and have all these qualifications. Is it me or all the females profession on POF are nurses?

I killed on MySpace but Tinder >> MySpace

To get my Julius Thomas on "Tinder is so f'n easy. It's so easy"

Me and @Ecook0808 got my roommate some yambs within an hour of messaging for him :lol:
 
LOL at dudes actually reading profiles. 

If you find them attractive you shoot a message. The end. 
 
These ******* lying bro.
75% of "nurses" are medical assistants at best.

And :lol: at that Asian chick... Hoping that's not a serious profile.
The struggle is quite real on backpage... No black guys means they have a jealous black pimp 90% of the time though

Its hella easy to finesse on backpage.

They get paid straight cash and can't call 12....you do the math
 
Ima be honest...I'm not flourishing on any of these sites :frown:. Thinking bout deleting them all.

POF chicks I message will view my page but won't respond
OKC chicks in my area on there are :x
Tinder every match has been spam so far :smh:

#foreverugly #nevergoneflourish

Same boat. On tinder I get some matches, and sometimes girls will even message me, and then always stop responding. Met up with a girl earlier this summer, I thought everything went well, she told me to text her, and then she didn't wanna see me again :smh:

Whenever a girl is into me, her personality is WHACK.

Story of my life. I mean, I'm not the best looking guy out there, I basically look like Michael Phelps according to everyone I know. Girls like tall guys they say, doesn't help me at all. :smh:

#ForeverAlone
 
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Speaking of choosy profiles peep this lmao

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HekataMyth?cf=profile

Preferences: I am not gonna SUGARCOAT THIS: I am BRUTALLY HONEST. And very SUPERFICIAL... I'm just like that Assssssssssshole who stole your girlfriend at the club last week! :smile:
My preferences are BASED SOLELY ON LOOKS - FIRST AND FOREMOST! I am ONLY into guys with BLOND (Yes, it is spelled without "e" correctly = masculine gender, you morons! :smile: OR LIGHT-BROWN OR RYE-COLORED HAIR! RED-HEADS are okay, too.

You MUST HAVE BLUE OR GREEN EYES and VERY LIGHT SKIN - which doesn't tan, but instead burns in the sun. Bleached hair DOESN'T count! Has to be ALL-NATURAL!

Slavic/Ukrainian/Germanic/British/Scandinavian genotypes/phenotypes are THE BEST!

If you have dark hair or dark eyes = your skin must be PAPER-WHITE and your features must be PERFECT!

If you have tan skin, as in Greek/Italian/French/Hispanic/Latino/Mediterranean/Indo-Pakistani/African/Brazilian/Protugese/MiddleEastern/Semitic/Arabic/Turkish/Indonesian/Philippino origin and/or are skinny/lean or are too dry & muscly with zero body fat for me to bite = DO NOT CONTACT ME!

It doesn't matter how handsome/great/kind/sensitive/caring/strong/loving of a guy you are, how much you earn, how high-flying your career is, how many houses and cars or motorcycles or boats you have, how many companies you own, how large of an engagement ring you have stashed in your safe in the hopes of finding your future wife, how much potential you see between us, how much you think we will click on all levels = do NOT BOTHER MESSAGING ME! I will NOT respond! Sorry! I know EXACTLY what I want = and you AREN'T IT! :smile:

As I said, I don't mean to sound like a serial killer picking victims based on shade of hair & skin texture, but I'd rather be BRUTALLY HONEST and weed out all UNSUITABLE contenders right off the bat! So guys, man the **** UP and STOP WHINING about my taste!

I get a lot of bitter messages from VERY HOT GUYS WHO UNFORTUNATELY AREN'T BLOND OR BLUE-EYED. They cry and whine and complain and call me "Hitler", instead if spending their time more productively and seeking a girl who is more into that dark, brooding Mediterranean look.

Since when is HAVING PERSONAL PREFERENCES EQUATED TO GENOCIDE?

Is it a crime to like something and not something else? You are a TOTAL MORON if you think that people aren't superficial.

Why do you still go to the gym and buy new clothes and have that tricked out ride if you are solely into intellectual pleasures the world has to offer?

If you think you are ready to love a girl for her SOUL = why aren't settling for that FAT UGLY COW NEXT DOOR WHO HAS BEEN EYEING YOU FOR AGES? She might write great POETRY, you know? Or have... *GASP* (O, the unthinkable!) A KIND HEART and PLENTY OF GIRTH FOR YOU TO BURY YOUR FACE IN HER CHEST AND CRY ABOUT HOW HORRIBLY PICKY THAT ONLINE ASIAN CHICK IS. Go for the sow = if you don't have standards. And leave people who do - in PEACE.

***

Also: this goes as DEFAULT: if you drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes, or if you use any kinds of drugs or chemical substances to enhance your living experience = DO NOT CONTACT ME! I want a guy who is NATURALLY HAPPY and DOES NOT NEED CRUTCHES TO FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN!

BONUS POINTS: 1) If your BLOOD TYPE IS "AB" or "A" = most preferable! 2) Also, if the Rhesus-Factor of your Blood Type is NEGATIVE = you will definitely be considered!
She is going to do experiments on the dude that fits her profile, and responds to her. Talking about blood type and Rhesus-Factor. :nerd:
 
My area has way more "no black guys" than "blck guys only" posts

Tell me why every bad ***** I see is from Ohio? Lol

lmfao @ that Asian chick, I ain't mad at all, I would never check for her, she is wild avg
 
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