You could not be more wrong
For hard liquor straight up - Scotch> Whiskey> Cognac > Tequila > Vodka > Gin > Rum
For mixed drinks - Vodka > Whiskey = Cognac > Rum > Gin > Tequila
The rest - beer > wine > champagne >>>>> wine coolers
What type of crap scotch are you drinking?
You like Nuvo too huh?
Champagne=King ish! great when properly stored with various tasting notes buddy.
Those single malt scotches cant hold a torch to a bottle of Taittinger Comtes de Champagne(aged in new oak)
Nuvo is for sluts...
Kraken spiced rum crushes any scotch you can name.
Tequila is for women
If you like scotch you should live on a farm with a herd of goats and goats only