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The best one I had was when I sold my lowtop XIIs to a dude on ISS years ago. Dude wanted to do the transaction in the mall. He asked if I was willing to put the shoes in a bag, and he puts the money in a bag. Then exchange them by walking by each other and handing off the bag to each other and keep walking on some desperado type **** :lol: . I was nervous at first because I thought he was going to try and play me. But I obliged and we did the walking hand off lol.
 
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This transaction wasn't meant to be a meet up but it ended up that way.  Bought a pair of BHM and YOTD Kd4's from a seller on sole collector and he he thought he scammed me, stopped replying to emails, texts and dm's. So I make a fake account and inquire about the same sneakers but instead we'll do a meet up, now I live in Brooklyn and he lives in Vegas. I work for an airline so I was like this dude is not getting away with this, borrow my friends phone and head down there. Dude pulls up in a jeep and I'm like let me see the kicks out the box, he hands me both pairs and I'm like thanks these are mine. Tell him be careful who you try to scam and his face was priceless. 10 mins later while I'm heading to the casino he texts me and says "thats was a good one and I'm never gonna scam someone again". ******* Lame

put the nas gif into practice :lol: :nthat:
 
Wait a minute....are those JEANS???

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Yooo lmfao


The best one I had was when I sold my lowtop XIIs to a dude on ISS years ago. Dude wanted to do the transaction in the mall. He asked if I was willing to put the shoes in a bag, and he puts the money in a bag. Then exchange them by walking by each other and handing off the bag to each other and keep walking on some desperado type **** :lol: . I was nervous at first because I thought he was going to try and play me. But I obliged and we did the walking hand off lol.

What if he shorted you cash brah
 
Not weird for me but maybe for the buyer but whenever I make a sale on Craigslist, I always ask the buyer to meet me at a bank.

What I do next is what gets makes them feel uncomfortable. Or pretty much asking if this is a joke.

We go inside the bank.
I show them the shoes
They inspect the shoes
Everything turns out fine with the shoes now time to exchange the funds.
When the buyer pulls out the cash I say "WAIT, lets walk over here"
I take them to a teller and ask the teller to check and see if these bills are real. Before the teller inspects the bills, they state "If these bills are counterfeit, I will not give them back and you will go to jail for producing fake bills. (ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE BUYER HANDS THE TELLER THE MONEY NOT YOU. This way they get into trouble not you)
If everything is good (never has ended bad) we shake hands, I thank them for their business and we go our separate ways.

I do this all the time to protect my butt and my items. And I highly doubt anyone is dumb enough to pull some stupid stunt inside a bank for $300 shoes.
 
 
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Yooo lmfao


The best one I had was when I sold my lowtop XIIs to a dude on ISS years ago. Dude wanted to do the transaction in the mall. He asked if I was willing to put the shoes in a bag, and he puts the money in a bag. Then exchange them by walking by each other and handing off the bag to each other and keep walking on some desperado type ****
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. I was nervous at first because I thought he was going to try and play me. But I obliged and we did the walking hand off lol.
Man, whut? 
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. Dude wanted a movie scene.
 
when i was a freshman in high school i sold some random dude a blackjack 2. turned out to be a football player for the badgers. Dude was like 6 7 and built like a tank. Dude told me that 2 dudes pulled out knives on him and he put both of them in the hospital.
again in hs, i bought some call of duty i forgot which one, some arab dude in an M3 or M4 pulled up, gave the game to me for free and gave me a dub. :smh::smokin
 
I guess I have one. Back in '02 I copped a pair of concords from sneakerpimp.com. I was in the computer lab in school and I lucked up and found them. Because I was nervous to use my CC on a school computer I waited to cop until I got home after my next class. Got home, copped. Contacted the dude on the site and told him I can meet with him to get the kicks because he lived in Brooklyn too. Hit him up on AIM, he gives me his address to come pick up the kicks. Next day, get to the given address...it's a house. I'm like ****, I got got 
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. I ring the doorbell 5 times...no answer. I'm really thinking I got got. I go home, contact dude on AIM again, about to go nuts. I tell him what time I got there, and he said I just missed him, he had to go to baseball practice. I'm like wtf? Go back the next day, ring the bell, and he's there. Hands me the concords...I look at the pair for a minute (I already knew the signs of fakes at the time), they were legit. I was nervous about the B grade box but that wasn't important. Dapped him up and bounced. Didn't even know Ewayz23 was in HS 
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This was in 2010 and I'm 16 years old. I go to the buyer's house to sell my longboard through craigslist. I pull up to his crib with two friends. Say hey, here's the board, go ahead and test it out. I'm watching him ride it around. Two houses down I see a large black man checking his mail. I look a little closer, and see it was Caron Butler. We start fanning out and run towards him like mad men and ask him for a picture. Get the picture, cool as hell and I could tell he had a very humble demeanor. Asked him what's the best thing about being in the NBA and he responds "knowing that I fulfilled my dream". That's the best response to have for three kids in high school. 

Go back to the buyer to get the money, and he asks, who the hell is that? 
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This kinda happened to me when I was 18. My brother (punk ***) set me up with what I thought were twin girls. Go to the spot and two gang banging *** ****** at the door talking bout some "You here for twins?? We da twins. We suck balls breh" :x











I immediately pulled a u-turn in disgust and cried all the way home |I


Lol the gross sisters n ****
 
 
 
 
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 @ the bike story, I would have just let him keep it, I would have been laughing too hard to get mad.



how about when your homies set you up with a girl they made seem was legit bomb then when you saw her you were 
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This kinda happened to me when I was 18. My brother (punk ***) set me up with what I thought were twin girls. Go to the spot and two gang banging *** ****** at the door talking bout some "You here for twins?? We da twins. We suck balls breh"
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I immediately pulled a u-turn in disgust and cried all the way home
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u terry cloth fam

i woulda thrashed dem hos
Bruh...I dont think they was females
tf, i thought the censored part was the plural form of the b word

dudes brother is foul
 
Oh yeah, I remember when this chick tried to suck me up and lemme smash for a LG Glimmer I was selling back in 08.Shorty looked 2x the size of the Michelin man. Plus a Pillsbury doughboy Dipped in black tar. Just hideous.I ain't seen gon lie, the head was dope.....NT SRS.
 
Not weird for me but maybe for the buyer but whenever I make a sale on Craigslist, I always ask the buyer to meet me at a bank.

What I do next is what gets makes them feel uncomfortable. Or pretty much asking if this is a joke.

We go inside the bank.
I show them the shoes
They inspect the shoes
Everything turns out fine with the shoes now time to exchange the funds.
When the buyer pulls out the cash I say "WAIT, lets walk over here"
I take them to a teller and ask the teller to check and see if these bills are real. Before the teller inspects the bills, they state "If these bills are counterfeit, I will not give them back and you will go to jail for producing fake bills. (ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE BUYER HANDS THE TELLER THE MONEY NOT YOU. This way they get into trouble not you)
If everything is good (never has ended bad) we shake hands, I thank them for their business and we go our separate ways.

I do this all the time to protect my butt and my items. And I highly doubt anyone is dumb enough to pull some stupid stunt inside a bank for $300 shoes.

easy way to check if they real. scratch the presidents collars. if it has ridges, you good man
 
i've done plenty of meetups in nyc...
A. some dude states on cL he has vvvnds cdp 7s, meet him at my local train station , the pair has dog **** on the bottom of them... not a lil alot as soon as he opened the box i smelled it. Gave him the wtf face and walked off. (shoes weren'd vvvvvnds by far)
B. back in 08 traded some beat (beattttttt 2000 infared 6s) for ds oly 7s from 04. Dude lived in yonkers and took a bus to the train in the bx and came all the way to bedstuy (2hr trip), we did the trade at my local train station. Bout coulple hours later i get a call from the same # dude has been texting me from. Its his moms asking if i can reverse the trade :rofl:. I was respectful and told her NERPPPPP....
C. Just did a meet up to sell snakeskin 11s, dude gave me 250 in 5s... smh :smh:
 
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Not weird for me but maybe for the buyer but whenever I make a sale on Craigslist, I always ask the buyer to meet me at a bank.

What I do next is what gets makes them feel uncomfortable. Or pretty much asking if this is a joke.

We go inside the bank.
I show them the shoes
They inspect the shoes
Everything turns out fine with the shoes now time to exchange the funds.
When the buyer pulls out the cash I say "WAIT, lets walk over here"
I take them to a teller and ask the teller to check and see if these bills are real. Before the teller inspects the bills, they state "If these bills are counterfeit, I will not give them back and you will go to jail for producing fake bills. (ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE BUYER HANDS THE TELLER THE MONEY NOT YOU. This way they get into trouble not you)
If everything is good (never has ended bad) we shake hands, I thank them for their business and we go our separate ways.

I do this all the time to protect my butt and my items. And I highly doubt anyone is dumb enough to pull some stupid stunt inside a bank for $300 shoes.
easy way to check if they real. scratch the presidents collars. if it has ridges, you good man
Or just buy a counterfeit pen lol. Used one on my last CL meetup. 
 
easy way to check if they real. scratch the presidents collars. if it has ridges, you good man

Or just buy a counterfeit pen lol. Used one on my last CL meetup. 


I know, but the point of doing this is to be safe. Like I said, no one is stupid enough to try robbing someone at a bank.

If they refuse to meet at a bank then their intentions are most likely to rob you.
 
Not weird for me but maybe for the buyer but whenever I make a sale on Craigslist, I always ask the buyer to meet me at a bank.

What I do next is what gets makes them feel uncomfortable. Or pretty much asking if this is a joke.

We go inside the bank.
I show them the shoes
They inspect the shoes
Everything turns out fine with the shoes now time to exchange the funds.
When the buyer pulls out the cash I say "WAIT, lets walk over here"
I take them to a teller and ask the teller to check and see if these bills are real. Before the teller inspects the bills, they state "If these bills are counterfeit, I will not give them back and you will go to jail for producing fake bills. (ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE BUYER HANDS THE TELLER THE MONEY NOT YOU. This way they get into trouble not you)
If everything is good (never has ended bad) we shake hands, I thank them for their business and we go our separate ways.

I do this all the time to protect my butt and my items. And I highly doubt anyone is dumb enough to pull some stupid stunt inside a bank for $300 shoes.

Yo, you're one of those dudes that need to see your girlfriend take her birth control, aren't you?
 
Who's da nter dat had a meetup at Times Square but dem dudes just took off with his stuff ? :nerd:

:rofl: Yo I remember this ****. They straight yoinked his stuff and drove off. That thread was lulz.

That bike story is F'ing hilarious. I was crying last night when I read that. Legit tears.
 
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i've done plenty of meetups in nyc...
A. some dude states on cL he has vvvnds cdp 7s, meet him at my local train station , the pair has dog **** on the bottom of them... not a lil alot as soon as he opened the box i smelled it. Gave him the wtf face and walked off. (shoes weren'd vvvvvnds by far)
B. back in 08 traded some beat (beattttttt 2000 infared 6s) for ds oly 7s from 04. Dude lived in yonkers and took a bus to the train in the bx and came all the way to bedstuy (2hr trip), we did the trade at my local train station. Bout coulple hours later i get a call from the same # dude has been texting me from. Its his moms asking if i can reverse the trade
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. I was respectful and told her NERPPPPP....
C. Just did a meet up to sell snakeskin 11s, dude gave me 250 in 5s... smh
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