NFL Discussion Thread: Pats win SB XLIX. Offseason begins

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DeadsetAce said:
is this a Giselle joke? why you have to go there, bruh? :frown:


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I feel like this season is going by so fast :smh:

It's like we talk about it all summer then holy **** it's November....

wild.
 
LOL

Patience is running thin.

They are doing Carr jokes already.




Joke #20
Q: Why can't Derek Carr get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an end zone on it.
Joke #19
Q: What do you call a Derek Carr fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Joke #18
Q: Why can't Derek Carr use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Joke #16
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Derek Carr told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Joke #14
Q: What does Derek Carr do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Joke #13
Q: How is Derek Carr like my neighbor?
A: He can't pick up a single yard!
Joke #10
Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Derek Carr football games.
Joke #9
Q: Did you hear that Derek Carr's team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string any "Ws" together.
Joke #6
Q: Why do they say football is a game of inches?
A: Because that's how Derek Carr moves the ball.
Joke #3
Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Derek Carr and 3 of his lineman.
Joke #2
Q: How do you keep Derek Carr out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post!
Joke #1
Q: Want to hear a football joke
A: Derek Carr




Funny but sad smh

#ParkTheCarr
 
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dmxfury said:
Does anyone really think this though? Actually asking ...
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That's just it, very few feel this way. But I guess if you aren't sucking Luck's **** like these dudes it means you feel like he's the inferior player. Nobody's allowed to make a case that somebody else just may be a good player in their own right.
 
DC Media trying to tear down RG3 :smh:

Steve Czaban ‏@czabe 4m4 minutes ago

This is the original story by Sally Jenkins. That's a huge editing gaffe since DJax said that quote, not JayGru.
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Irresponsible journalism from the Washington Post. Which I'm not surprised.
 
Drew Bledsoe said playing for the Jets is like sacrificing a virgin :lol:

“Going to play quarterback for the Jets ... it’s kind of like, you know when they used to take the pretty young virgin up to the edge of the volcano and then just throw them in?” Bledsoe said on ESPN Radio. “That’s kind of what it is when you play quarterback for the Jets. It just feels bad.
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StillIn729 said:
Drew Bledsoe said playing for the Jets is like sacrificing a virgin
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“Going to play quarterback for the Jets ... it’s kind of like, you know when they used to take the pretty young virgin up to the edge of the volcano and then just throw them in?” Bledsoe said on ESPN Radio. “That’s kind of what it is when you play quarterback for the Jets. It just feels bad.
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please dear lord baby jesus tell me this means good things for sanchez..

rex ryan, who is clearly a defensive minded guy, as head coach.. then OCs: brian schottenheimer (who is currently working wonders for tavon Austin career) and tony sparano.. and technically there was marty mornhinwig (but he didn't play this season)
 
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