What's the biggest L you've ever taken?

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you could have offered her a massage with lotion, a nice way of telling her she's ashy and gets rid of the problem and being sexy at the same time 
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Man, where do I begin,

I'll start with the most recent.

I started talking to this girl, she's a mutual friend of my best friend(a girl). She kind of hooked us up idk, so we had been kickin it, she came over, went to go eat, etc etc, we would txt, snapchat, all that ****. So one day she's just dry thru text...and I'm like cool. Not gonna be sweating no ***** I'm just tryna smash anyways. So my best friend invites me to go eat..I'm like cool. I bring my homie with me, she calls me and I find out (K) is with her(girl I'm talking to) and I'm like hmm wonder if she's gona be dry in person but whatever cool no bigge I'm down, AS SOON as I get there I'm like ahh **** what did I walk into, cuz when I get there (K) is like DONT SIT BY ME...I'm like wtf lol..aiight. In my head I'm like idk if she playing cuz we used to play like that all the time but whatever, I sit down...this ***** just starts going in. "We were about to leave y'all and go to a party. Y'all took forever" just *****ing...I'm like aiight..so then she starts flexing on me for no reason like "OH this guy is talking to me, OMG that's bae, etc," "look at my phone this is so funny!" And it's some ***** tweeting her or something I'm just like :stoneface: I ordered my food and couldn't even eat that ****. was just sitting there in my head like :smh: why am I here. Then she takes my phone :lol: and I'm like Bruh...wtf like I was just trying to play it cool and not entertain her foolishness, basically the whole night she's just flexing like "Ohh I got all the hos" it was soooo obvious my homie was like Bruh..why she throwing shade? I'm sitting there like I have no idea lol. It was funny cuz literally two nights before she was all on my d tryna hold my hand and ****.

After we leave she try's to brush against me and be all playful and I'm like :stoneface:
Needless to say I never hit her up again...so then the ho gets on snapchat like two days later and literally tries to put me on blast(on a story for my peeps who know what that is) for being thirsty..I'm sitting there still clueless and to why she flipped out and started wilding on me and as to how I could be thirsty :lol: got her *** back tho later. Idk if it's much of and L but I took it as an L, cuz I paid $20 for my food didn't even eat it, game was Wack that night, I think Indy was getting blown out by Mia by 40 :lol: and this lil *** tried to style on me
 
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Here's a good one too.

This girl at work was always talking about clubbing and what not, she had flirted with me in the past over IG but I had a gf at the time and my gf was always Trippin on that chick so I stayed away. Anyways said girl (P)-we gon use that as her name- invited me and my homies one day. So we go with her and her homegirls, I was really in love with my girl at the time, so I was kinda just going to have fun, (which was my first L I shoulda been trying to get in them guts)dance with other **** and put my ****** on (P)s homegirls and whatnot. when we get there the bouncer is like FELLAS IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY LADIES GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE! We like these are the girls with us...the dude is like DID YOU HEAR ME? GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE! The girls say to him "we are with them" He literally is like "NAH THEY NOT WITH YALL. Dude points the flashlight in our faces for no reason..singled us outta everybody :lol: another club worker comes and cools the guy down. They let us in but we have to pay $10 each. One of (P)s broke *** homegirls ain't have no money so one of my boys spotted her. Tell me why when we get in this club them **** dissapear bro. I'm dancing with (P) and I look over and them **** nowhere to be found. Mind you, they rode with us. We find them later and they like oh I don't want to dance... :lol: :stoneface: like WTF did U come for?!! So anyways I'm dancing with (P) and she stops dancing and is like "I need a drink"..now In my head I was like Bruh..tf? I'm not buying you no drink, you got me ****** up. And I'm 18/19 at the time so I couldn't buy alcohol anyways(so I thought) so I kinda walked away from her..tried to find some other hos to dance with no luck..come back around and I see her dancing with some dude from work who I'm cool with :lol: with a beer in her hand, and a beer in his hand :smh: :smh: I'm like damn...so somehow someway my boy ends up buying drinks and the bartender is literally like letting any age but drinks so now I'm even more salty. So I buy a bunch of drinks for myself and get drunk ask every single ***** in the club to dance EVERY SINGLE ONE said no...I started asking fat ones for the hell of it just to ask and see what they would say and even they said no :rofl: :rofl: worst night at a club by far, we was like the only black people in the club but I really don't know wtf was wrong with them hos that night...not one dance. The hos we came with dipped. Only one of my boys(who bought the drinks) ended up pulling one of Ps homegirls numbers and he ended up dancing with her. Everybody else was as dry as a cactus.

Oh yeah bonus, P has baby with dude from work and they literally started dating not too long after that night...every time I see her I always wonder what woulda happened if I bought that drink
 
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MrWavez said:
then the ho gets on snapchat like two days later and literally tries to put me on blast(on a story for my peeps who know what that is) for being thirsty..I'm sitting there still clueless and to why she flipped out and started wilding on me and as to how I could be thirsty
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She was definitely mad because she was throwing the box at you and you like an alley oop from Steve Nash and you didn't catch it. :lol:
 
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her back was ashy as ****. not only that but her ashness was so strong that there were ash dreads on her back
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on some real ****. imagine a persons back with 4 dreads sticking out but its just ashy skin and ****.
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She was definitely mad because she was throwing the box at you and you like an alley oop from Steve Nash and you didn't catch it. :lol:
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:lol: I have no clue how I could have missed it. Chilled with her by herself like one time only...
 

Damn homie, thats rough but its like that sometimes. Those girls are crud tho...smh

I took an L. I booked this bad chick and we would txt. After about a week her replies started to become one worded replies. So i decide to call her one day, chick didn't even remember my name. Once she remembered me she was like oh let me call you back. We never spoke/txt again.

Come to find out she only gave me her number that night to make some kat jealous.

She was bad too... Skinny and tall with a phatty. [emoji]128532[/emoji] hurts man. :lol:
 
Why these garden tools out here doing you so foul Wavez? :lol:

I thought you still had a girl this whole time.
 
Gordonson said:
Why these garden tools out here doing you so foul Wavez? :lol:

I thought you still had a girl this whole time.
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Not anymore. That's a whole other L in itself :smh: for time invested. Could have been out there slaying premium yambs but there I was tryna prove ppl wrong being faithful and tied down to a chick that thinks I'm cheating anyways :lol:

Still smash her on the regular though,

That's remind me of another L I took,

I went to the movies with one of my homegirls and we were leaving, I'm waiting with her as she gets picked up....so once she gets picked up I'm walking to my car and I see these two BAD ******* in my class(this was in high school), one whom I tried for a whole summer to get, they come up to me "hey!! Wade blah blah blah chit chat and what not " and then they ask me to watch a movie with them

I'm like

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:pimp: :pimp: thinking I'm bout to get at the one I like again..and tell me why she's like "you know who I have a crush on?" ***** says my best friend, like my brother's name. :smh: :smh: Bruh then the the other girl is like "nooo I I liked him before you did" and then the proceed to debate on who liked my ***** first :lol: I'm salty as hell smh. And this was right after I bought my damn ticket so the whole time I'm sitting there like

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During the movie :lol:

Needless to say I never told my bro till years later hahaha

I still got a ton more, some not even dealing with females.
 
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Damn yo, sorry Wavez but that hilarious.

Plus you were salty enough not to put your homie on :rofl:
 
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