Whats the Dumbest Thing you ever done Vol NO common sense

Thought i could get out of jury duty by wearing shorts.
Nope. Had to drive 20min there and back for some pants.
 
Should've told them that every pair of pants you own has swastikas on them. 
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Or that they were all bedazzled
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When I was maybe 10 years old I rode my bike over a ramp. I was mildly shook cause I didn't have my helmet so I decided nothing can go wrong if I go less than 1 mph over the ramp. So I took my bike back for about a 20 ft start and as I go up I slowly flip forward landing on my back. SMH.
 
I was trying to show off and hit this big *** wasp nest with a broom stick.  Them thangs tore into our ***!! 

I had soo many stings on my head i had to be rushed to the hospital.  There was so much swelling I would have died if moms

didnt take me to the hospital when she did.  It all started trying to be a tough guy infront of my sisters homegirl..
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like everyone else, drove under the influence...

got off work and had a friend pick me up to head to another friend's spot for some libations...consumed a bit then went to the bar for more..all i remember was getting into my car and starting it...i blacked out behind the wheel...

luckily, the bus stop was 2 miles from where i lived and when i came to several hours later, i was in my parking spot

said not doing that again...and haven't since
 
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It was awhile since I busted a nut, so I load up some extra hot n heavy pron. Got a little bit carried away and ended up shootin all over my laptop screen.
 
Stupid thing I do : wasting nuts.

Like when Im watching porn, and I cant find what I want Im looking for (Ebony deepthroat compilation/ebony oral creampie compilation with NO WHITE MEAT :stoneface: ), I'll end up settling for something else and wasting a nut. I be mad as hell afterwards :stoneface:




Thats a stupid thing I do. Like, I couldve saved that money for the next big show :stoneface:
 
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Stupid thing I do : wasting nuts.

Like when Im watching porn, and I cant find what I want Im looking for (Ebony deepthroat compilation/ebony oral creampie compilation with NO WHITE MEAT :stoneface: ), I'll end up settling for something else and wasting a nut. I be mad as hell afterwards :stoneface:




Thats a stupid thing I do. Like, I couldve saved that money for the next big show :stoneface:


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Stupid thing I do : wasting nuts.

Like when Im watching porn, and I cant find what I want Im looking for (Ebony deepthroat compilation/ebony oral creampie compilation with NO WHITE MEAT :stoneface: ), I'll end up settling for something else and wasting a nut. I be mad as hell afterwards :stoneface:




Thats a stupid thing I do. Like, I couldve saved that money for the next big show :stoneface:

I kno what you mean smh I do it all the time. I get what im looking for in my head first before I head to any websites lol
 
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It was 5 years ago. I was in a relationship with a female and wasn't focusing on myself. I was working and living with her but I always felt like she wasn't keeping it real with me. I began selling marijuana and I quit the job. I talked to the woman and she said the company was going to hire me back but me being young and dumb insisted they were in the wrong and I quit. It's been pure hell since then and I've been moving around a lot so I actually haven't had time to look for a job because I'm always leaving. I'm sure I will find one now, hopefully. My entire start was just raw. My advice is no relationships while in college. It was a total bummer the entire time. Idk, how I screwed myself over.
 
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Wire transferred $850 for a TV to someone I didn't know in the UK. Happened in 06 when i was caught lackin sense on eBay.
 
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take a fat hit from a huge gravity bong like an idiot. my tolerance was really low at the time since i hadn't smoked in about half a year and my friend did me a favor by making sure it was really packed :x
i was so high i swore i was dead. the high lasted over 12 hours easily :smh:
 
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Stupid thing I do : wasting nuts.

Like when Im watching porn, and I cant find what I want Im looking for (Ebony deepthroat compilation/ebony oral creampie compilation with NO WHITE MEAT :stoneface: ), I'll end up settling for something else and wasting a nut. I be mad as hell afterwards :stoneface:




Thats a stupid thing I do. Like, I couldve saved that money for the next big show :stoneface:

Bruh...




















...so it's not just me.
 
take a fat hit from a huge gravity bong like an idiot. my tolerance was really low at the time since i hadn't smoked in about half a year and my friend did me a favor by making sure it was really packed :x
i was so high i swore i was dead. the high lasted over 12 hours easily :smh:

my tolerance is so %^&* 2 hours max
 
That feel when you go raw on a chick when you coulda been strapped :x ....have you feeling like the dumbest dude in the world afterwards :lol: :smh:
 
Picking up another car note a year after paying one off :smh:

I'm so glad I'm done with that note, never again bruhz..
 
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At my apartment we had assigned parking spots,came home mad tired and parked in the wrong spot by accident. Woke up and my ride got towed,talkin bout 200 to get it out,lot of dough for an honest mistake, got my bro to take me to get it out. We get there and gates r open and my rides right there,my bro was like go get that joint,so I sprint to my ride and burn off,chick tries to close the gate but my bro pulls up his ride to block the gate,straight outta movie,pimptite but some dude took off chasin me so know I'm in a high speed chase,I run a couple stoplights and loose dude but then get caught in some traffic at a red light,gas tank on E and I'm like where do I go,these fools got my address,license plate everything,maybe I made a mistake.next thing I know ol boy is bangin on my window and I'm like ain't know way I'm rolling my ish down,he says they called the cops and they won't press charges if I just go back and pay, so I witch out and go back,cops there waiting,call my sis like I'm goin to jail but nah cops giving me daps saying I got balls,I spread my arms like my nuts feel this big rite now,they rolling,lol,pay the man and go hm. At the time I was driving for living,coulda lost my license,my job,went to jail and got sued.
 
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