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They are, just not TREATED equally.
They are, just not TREATED equally.
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I thought it was after
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'I'm too busy'
'I don't have time'
'I don't have time'
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"Send the money as a gift (wore the money), don't worry, I'll send you your shoes"
I haven't said this but the fact that dudes get got with this line is hilarious
I haven't said this but the fact that dudes get got with this line is hilarious
Sir San Diego
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"I wanted to be there, but your dad made it difficult to be..." --My drug addicted biological mother after years of not being in my life, not showing up for any custody hearings for me or my brother and raising another family." 
Like my Pops was stopping her. 
Like my Pops was stopping her.
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.03 percent = 3 percent
because caculator
because caculator
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This guy I went to school with said the following.
-his grandfather was one of the original founders of the KKK
-president carter is his grandmas 2nd cousin
-his mom has won the state lotto twice
-he was in operation desert storm (he was in his 30s at the time so the math would make him 16 years old in war)
-he had his scope on sadaam but they told him not to pull the trigger
-he owned a ford f150 harley Davison edition but with a regular cab?
-he is part black
-he can get me iPods for $40
-he claimed that he had the idea for the iPod but it slipped through the cracks and the rest is history.
--- it goes on and on
So it all added to one big lie.
-his grandfather was one of the original founders of the KKK
-president carter is his grandmas 2nd cousin
-his mom has won the state lotto twice
-he was in operation desert storm (he was in his 30s at the time so the math would make him 16 years old in war)
-he had his scope on sadaam but they told him not to pull the trigger
-he owned a ford f150 harley Davison edition but with a regular cab?
-he is part black
-he can get me iPods for $40
-he claimed that he had the idea for the iPod but it slipped through the cracks and the rest is history.
--- it goes on and on
So it all added to one big lie.
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Homie threw a graduation party
I was invited with all the rest of my friends
Said they'd pick me up and told me to get ready
Got dressed up and ****
Called them no answer text them no answer
Didn't go cuz they wouldn't respond
Year later said friend that had the graduation said the homies that was supposed to pick me up said I didn't answer the phone
So foul man..
I was invited with all the rest of my friends
Said they'd pick me up and told me to get ready
Got dressed up and ****
Called them no answer text them no answer
Didn't go cuz they wouldn't respond
Year later said friend that had the graduation said the homies that was supposed to pick me up said I didn't answer the phone
So foul man..
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I had to read this a couple of times to get it
iknownuffin
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Which NT'er was it?
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Another one I just remembered.
A friend of mine shared the same birthday as my other friend but lied, telling us he was actually a year older than he really was.
We were 15 at the time so he ran with it until he was 21 allegedly, and when his birthday came we asked him to buy us alcohol and Kept on stalling trying to get away from it. His mom was wondering why we kept on asking if he can buy it. And she told everyone at the party that he is 20 and not 21.
A friend of mine shared the same birthday as my other friend but lied, telling us he was actually a year older than he really was.
We were 15 at the time so he ran with it until he was 21 allegedly, and when his birthday came we asked him to buy us alcohol and Kept on stalling trying to get away from it. His mom was wondering why we kept on asking if he can buy it. And she told everyone at the party that he is 20 and not 21.
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^That actually reminds me. In all seriousness, one of the biggest lies I've been told was one of my exes lying about her age, twice.
am1x90xnike
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Smoking pot makes you stupid.
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There was this one kid who lied about his age for whatever reason saying he was older than everyone. Same kid wore these big shoes tryna flaunt on some "you know what they say", one day on the bus his heel was slipping out, got called out and he just sat there said nothing.
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He's just a friend
I'll pay you back
Pick up games and guys lying about the score even tho I been keeping track and calling it out.
I'll pay for the kicks tomorrow
Lets just smash and not date i promise I won't let it get weird boom it gets weird
I can't believe I'm doing this.
The list goes on and on lol
I'll pay you back
Pick up games and guys lying about the score even tho I been keeping track and calling it out.
I'll pay for the kicks tomorrow
Lets just smash and not date i promise I won't let it get weird boom it gets weird
I can't believe I'm doing this.
The list goes on and on lol
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I dont really believe what ppl say unless i see it for myself...but females lies be funniest to me, especially when they think you don't know about them/ or what their doing
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I never done this before is the biggest lie females tell. U let me smash the first time we chill but haven't done it with anyone else. Yeah right. Stupid females.
paulprince3730
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was in the hiring process
HR lady told me i failed the drug test
never smoked a day in my life, and dont hang out with smokers
turns out they didnt even get my results in for her to even say that i failed
she just told me i failed because she couldnt find my file
i ended up getting the job
HR lady told me i failed the drug test
never smoked a day in my life, and dont hang out with smokers
turns out they didnt even get my results in for her to even say that i failed
she just told me i failed because she couldnt find my file
i ended up getting the job
paulprince3730
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girls are really good at being sneaky, but most cant think on the fly like thatI dont really believe what ppl say unless i see it for myself...but females lies be funniest to me, especially when they think you don't know about them/ or what their doing
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Somebody once tried to tell me I wasn't the man...But they weren't even fooling themselves.
paulprince3730
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This one kid i hated in high school would talk about 2 things : working out and lies
Dude came through to the bus stop freshmen year and said his dad died. A couple months later dude is talking about his dad and what they did over the weekend.
Same year he tells all of us his he sold his world of warcraft account for 15k.
stupid lies like that always crack me up
one time i called off of work, i told them i had to pick the Prince of Champagne up from the airport
i told my sister one time i couldnt give her $40 because our dog got into a fight with the neighbors dragon and ate its heart so i had to pay for its burial
i told my job one time i had to go to DR to visit my 311 year old great great grandma for the weekend
when you say some things fast, people sometimes dont register it all lol
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yup
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"You were a slave, you've never been anything, and everything you are you have been made to be."
superb
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Who are you again?The sheer irony of @Superb posting in this thread is hilarious within itself
"I want to make this work as bad as you do" was the biggest lie I was told.
O , thats right, NOBODY
?? Confused, few months ago you were on here posting pics of your mom big balling in a casino she owns"I wanted to be there, but your dad made it difficult to be..." --My drug addicted biological mother after years of not being in my life, not showing up for any custody hearings for me or my brother and raising another family."Like my Pops was stopping her.
Biggest lie I been told was by blasterCombo
"Superb is broke and a liar"
LOL
