Stuff your family does that annoys u VOL. stoneface

I know the feeling. I'm detailed oriented as well. My mom got the hint when one time I got everything on the list and she said "wait why didnt you get the Tide brand...it was on sale". My response......"you had this brand last time so I grabbed it". i did the same thing for most of the items. For there on out, she gave me a list that contained brand, sale price, etc. 


I thank GOD my wife is not like that.

lol yeah its been times where I will have to take a picture of whatever item and text it to her and crap.
 
My siblings are slobs. Leave empty bottles and wrappers everywhere. Too damn lazy to put water bottles in the recycling bin so they just leave it on a table.

My dad is addicted to buying food from costco. Such a waste of money and so much food spoils and gets thrown out. He'll buy 3 big bags of salad knowing damn well my family will eat maybe a quarter of a bag.
 
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When they call and be like "Hey we gonna stop by ____ want something to eat?"

Then hours later I'm wondering when they coming through with the chow. They be like "Nevermind, we didn't go!"

Had my hopes up and ****! :smh: Stomach all rumbling now.


On that subject, I also hate when I'm waiting for them to scoop me up and they be like "Be there in 5 minutes... we at the stoplight now"

Then like 30 minutes later, I call and ask their ETA... and they like "Oh we leaving the house now!" :stoneface:

HAHAHAHAH. id be pissed.
 
My mom talked about strippers at my cousin bday dinner.Talking (yelling) bout she had them waiting in the car outside, about to rush in and ****. Everybody looking like [emoji]128559[/emoji][emoji]128530[/emoji][emoji]128533[/emoji][emoji]128533[/emoji]Entertained, I was. Embarrassing, Idk, I was drunk and the crab dip was amazing. Bye.
 
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When my moms would call me all the way from the other room like it's an emergency, then be like, "Look at this!" Some garbage on **** tv.

Leaving the door open after exiting the room, when it was closed. Leaving the lights on when they were off. :lol:

I miss it now :smh:
 
Pretend to know it all, and consider their advice God-tier above people doing much much better than themselves.

About a month ago my pops really asked me why I would rather take financial cues from Warren Buffett instead of himself.. Just looked at him like :stoneface:  

I wanted to say, "Because he has 1,XXX,XXX,XXX+ and im liable to be making as much/more then you in about two years at less than half the age."

Just kept quiet.

The disrespect :x
 
When my folks call my phone to talk to my bro.... Like yak got his number stop callin me
 
My mom's Facebook "addiction." Everytime we talk on the phone or I go to the house she always brings up something she saw on Facebook.

Holidays are becoming a nuisance. My parents always host the entire family and its just one big congregation of freeloaders and screwups. They dont bring any dishes, dont help clean. During Christmas one of them made a to-go plate first THEN made a plate to eat. Younger fam not making sure the older folks get their plates first. Then one of my cousins eating food with his hands while he in line making his plate.

I do not look forward to the holidays anymore because of this type of foolishness. Luckily my parents are thinking about keeping it to just the immediate fam (me and my sis + our SOs) from now on.

Bruh. My degenerate cousins pulled a stunt so reckless I was at a "lost" for words.

She shows up on xmas with her two kids for our family gathering of 25+ with one package of chips ahoy talking about how she didn't have time to cook so she grabbed something on the way. Then she made herself a heaping togo plate before everyone else had made a plate to eat. Her 25 year old daughter did the same and also made one for her "man" when he gets off work. Nobody touches the chips ahoy obviously because everyone else made dishes, including desserts. But my mom moves the package to make room and notices the bag felt light. So she opens the package and an entire row of cookies is missing. Someone brought it up jokingly and she laughed and said they were hungry on the way. :x
 
Bruh. My degenerate cousins pulled a stunt so reckless I was at a "lost" for words.

She shows up on xmas with her two kids for our family gathering of 25+ with one package of chips ahoy talking about how she didn't have time to cook so she grabbed something on the way. Then she made herself a heaping togo plate before everyone else had made a plate to eat. Her 25 year old daughter did the same and also made one for her "man" when he gets off work. Nobody touches the chips ahoy obviously because everyone else made dishes, including desserts. But my mom moves the package to make room and notices the bag felt light. So she opens the package and an entire row of cookies is missing. Someone brought it up jokingly and she laughed and said they were hungry on the way. :x

Poor life.
 
mom calls me like 5-6 times a day about nonsense... i mean its cool she keeps in touch but sometimes it gets a little OD :smh:

another thing that is annoying is my parents expect me to wash the dishes all the time like i mean after breakfast, lunch and dinner... im like that doesnt make sense just let it pile up and wash it once or just use the dish washer both of which they refuse to do... i don't mind washing the dishes just not after every meal
 
mom calls me like 5-6 times a day about nonsense... i mean its cool she keeps in touch but sometimes it gets a little OD :smh:

another thing that is annoying is my parents expect me to wash the dishes all the time like i mean after breakfast, lunch and dinner... im like that doesnt make sense just let it pile up and wash it once or just use the dish washer both of which they refuse to do... i don't mind washing the dishes just not after every meal

I wash dishes after every meal. What's the problem?
 
I'll call my parents...they'll pick up separate phones. They'll then have a conversation with each other like I'm not even there :lol:
 
mom calls me like 5-6 times a day about nonsense... i mean its cool she keeps in touch but sometimes it gets a little OD
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another thing that is annoying is my parents expect me to wash the dishes all the time like i mean after breakfast, lunch and dinner... im like that doesnt make sense just let it pile up and wash it once or just use the dish washer both of which they refuse to do... i don't mind washing the dishes just not after every meal
this dude really trying to break the dishwasher. The machine has finite number of cycles and you finna waste some good years of that dishwasher cause you can't rinse a bowl of fruit loops?
 
My mom's Facebook "addiction." Everytime we talk on the phone or I go to the house she always brings up something she saw on Facebook.

Holidays are becoming a nuisance. My parents always host the entire family and its just one big congregation of freeloaders and screwups. They dont bring any dishes, dont help clean. During Christmas one of them made a to-go plate first THEN made a plate to eat. Younger fam not making sure the older folks get their plates first. Then one of my cousins eating food with his hands while he in line making his plate.

I do not look forward to the holidays anymore because of this type of foolishness. Luckily my parents are thinking about keeping it to just the immediate fam (me and my sis + our SOs) from now on.
That "to go" plate before I eat move is notorious in my culture during functions :lol:
The people that usually pull these moves are a little off and women
 
To go plate before you're leaving would get you kicked at my functions. At the very least never invited again. That's just a whole new level of disrespect.
 
When you take a shower and they come in to get something from the bathroom and they leave the door open after they exit.

Got that cold *** draft hitting my body.


I be like "yooooo.... YOOOOOO!" Hoping they hear me but they never do. Or they trolled me. :lol:

My dad takes a deuce with the door open and the toilet is right by the door :smh: :x

And that door is right next to my room door.

I be doing the reverse Abe Simpson.
 
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When they call and be like "Hey we gonna stop by ____ want something to eat?"

Then hours later I'm wondering when they coming through with the chow. They be like "Nevermind, we didn't go!"

Had my hopes up and ****! :smh: Stomach all rumbling now.


On that subject, I also hate when I'm waiting for them to scoop me up and they be like "Be there in 5 minutes... we at the stoplight now"

Then like 30 minutes later, I call and ask their ETA... and they like "Oh we leaving the house now!" :stoneface:

HAHAHAHAH. id be pissed.

Bruh they literally did this to me yesterday :smh:

"Hey we on your side of town, want us to come through with L&L? (Hawaiian BBQ)"

Literally 3-4 hours go by, no word from them. MFers didn't even go! >:
 
When they leave a pizza box closed after coming home from a night shift smh...
Bring leftovers from a restaurant for later, & they eat or take it to lunch the next day without asking.
Borrowing money, & never paying back.
Mom opening my mail.
I got a girl of 2 years, & my oldest sister is asking me when I'ma have kids or get married.
My mom making me repeat stories she over heard me telling my sisters.
Brother taking my clothes, & when I confront him he has "no idea" where it is.
Have a older religious brother while optimistic seems to irk me, life ain't always perfect.
Do believe in God, no knock on that. Kanye Shrug for the non believers.
When I wash, & someone throws a piece of their clothes with mine.
I have a big family, so the list goes on.
 
The ones who are offended I don't call to update them on my life every three days. Those are the same ones who can't mind their damn business.

My aunts who insinuate what type of girl I might like, or tell me she knows a nice one for me.
My mom's Facebook "addiction." Everytime we talk on the phone or I go to the house she always brings up something she saw on Facebook.



Holidays are becoming a nuisance. My parents always host the entire family and its just one big congregation of freeloaders and screwups. They dont bring any dishes, dont help clean. During Christmas one of them made a to-go plate first THEN made a plate to eat. Younger fam not making sure the older folks get their plates first. Then one of my cousins eating food with his hands while he in line making his plate.



I do not look forward to the holidays anymore because of this type of foolishness. Luckily my parents are thinking about keeping it to just the immediate fam (me and my sis + our SOs) from now on.
Making a plate before having your first is foul. 

Had my cousin take a plate I made for myself out my fridge, and took it home with him.

It pissed me off that he did something like that, but in a situation like someone making a plate to go before eating, I'd definitely eat someone's plate.
 
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I think the only thing is when i leave something in the fridge--i come back later and someone dun ate my food.
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My mom calls me to ask me how to do everything multiple times. And she brings God and prayer into everything, every time.
 
I have a cheapass uncle. One of his son is deciding between grad school in Cali and Penn. I have no problems with cousin staying at my empty house in Cali, but I'm getting worried the uncle will eventual move into my house and act like it's his To be close to his son.
My uncle had the nuts to ask me if the house still had internet and cable and if not, he wanted me to turn it back on and didn't offer to pay for it He also told me not to sell my car in case he needs to drive.
I won't be back in Cali for a few years so he knows it's free rent.

I'm already planning on parking my car at a friends place and tell him it's sold. If he wasn't such a Cheapass, it wouldn't be a problem. Theres always one in the family like this.
 
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