Little things for your Girl

Would you all pump gas for a shorty you just met just cuz she was beautiful

My friend said he would and I called him a simp.
Yeah I do. Why not?

That's not even some simp ish.. I was raised to always go in to pay and pump the gas when I was riding with my grandma before I could drive so I figured that's what other people did with their moms (wasnt raised with one).

Would do it for my female homies too depending on how close we were. I just figured this was typical male behavior and anything else was unnecessarily savage
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Starting to think this could have been the reason for some infiltrated yambs
 
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Do any of you dude PARK the car, get out of the car, and open her door for her to get out?

I am sorry, this just seems TOO MUCH.

Opening her car door for her to get in and sit in the car, understandable.

I seen Bradley Beal from the Wizards do this to his chick after they finished eating Chik Fil A.
 
Might do something cute every now and then for her to see the softer side of a fly cat. Hot summer July 4th evening I ran over to Kennedy Fried Chicken and picked up a big box, I went to her project buildings and called her down and we had a little feast on the courtyard benches, had a little E&J to bend us over. Watched the fireworks in the hood and sat under the stars on some thug love ****. Straight Fax
This sounds like the perfect date TBH

NY>>>>>>
 
 
Might do something cute every now and then for her to see the softer side of a fly cat. Hot summer July 4th evening I ran over to Kennedy Fried Chicken and picked up a big box, I went to her project buildings and called her down and we had a little feast on the courtyard benches, had a little E&J to bend us over. Watched the fireworks in the hood and sat under the stars on some thug love ****. Straight Fax
This sounds like the perfect date TBH

NY>>>>>>
Aint hood love romantic?

Seriously though aint nothing like a NY summer
 
Aint hood love romantic?

Seriously though aint nothing like a NY summer
Nah that **** sounds disgusting...fried chicken and e&j?
Time to diversify your bonds homie unless you're a young boy then you doing alright.
 
she trying her best to understand and learn golf so she can come out more often with me.  I got her some pink golf balls the other day that I randomly saw on clearance and she about shed a tear, weirdo I tell ya. 
 
I don't pay or pump for gas... But I get out and talk to her while she's pumping
 
I figured everyone did all this

I just try to remain consistent and do what I can, always thought that's how a man acts *shrug*
 
Don't be consistent with it. They start to expect it. They don't/won't appreciate it as much.

Supply/Demand
 
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Women love feet rubs too, but use those sparingly, because she'll expect that ****. Just one day out of the blue grab some lotion, grab her foot unannounced and make love to it with your fingers. She'll be wetter than a kool aid sweater my man.

This works for me because I love feet. I make love to them with my mouth tho.
 
Don't know what stage y'all are in, but when she becomes your main dookie stain, open her car door. Don't know why, but if you do that on a regular you can expect "when we first met level BJs" well after that new car smell has worn off.

Cook her a meal. And even if you can't cook, take some time to learn to cook some simple Italian dishes. They're easy af to make. When the food is ready, serve her. She'll take a bullet for you homie.

Women love feet rubs too, but use those sparingly, because she'll expect that ****. Just one day out of the blue grab some lotion, grab her foot unannounced and make love to it with your fingers. She'll be wetter than a kool aid sweater my man.
This cat knows regarding foot rubs. When your nails are a bit overgrown, glide them gently around her heels and gently squeeze. You'll have her popping that *** and grinding that mattress :smokin
 
Might do something cute every now and then for her to see the softer side of a fly cat. Hot summer July 4th evening I ran over to Kennedy Fried Chicken and picked up a big box, I went to her project buildings and called her down and we had a little feast on the courtyard benches, had a little E&J to bend us over. Watched the fireworks in the hood and sat under the stars on some thug love ****. Straight Fax
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, it woulda been henny for me. Pero muy bien. 
 
If my girl see's something at a store I'll act like I didn't pay attention to what she wanted, & keep it moving only to come back and buy it a few days later. Don't do it often, usually we get it on the spot but ain't trying to get her use to that.
 
Great thread, @Fontaine
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Just off the first page, I'm having lunch ordered to her tomorrow at our place while I'm working. Glad I clicked. 
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Definitely done that 'single flower in a vase' thing. Bruh... 
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 Don't know what it is, but it's something.
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Whatever candy she likes, hide some around her place randomly. Pillow cases, in the freezer, in the dresser drawer. The randomness makes it cool and she will continue to find them long after you forgot about it.
 
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