Marrying a Girl Wit Da Phatty. Vol. Love You Until You're 70

jayzz

jayzz

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So you marry a women when you're 20. She has a ridiculous booty. Like Nicki without surgery phat. Yall stay married until she's like 60-70.
Booties deteriorate over time with age. So my question is there a SINGLE NTER who thinks ahead when picking girls like that, or do we all just YOLO it and hope she ages well?

Personally I'd milk it until we were old.
Let's try not to get this locked, I'd like to get some answers
 
Get the semi petite one, after she has a kid get she'll gain the fatty. Win.

All those chicks with big bootys (real or fake) on IG will most likely rely on surgery to maintain that shape.
 
if you marry someone at 20, and their phatty ain't banged up and worn out by 25, you not hitting it right pa. By 25 shortys cake should be looking like some cheese souflet that got took out the oven too early

After 5 years, switch it up, dun.
 
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Jayzz said:
So you marry a women when you're 20. She has a ridiculous booty. Like Nicki without surgery phat. Yall stay married until she's like 60-70.
Booties deteriorate over time with age. So my question is there a SINGLE NTER who thinks ahead when picking girls like that, or do we all just YOLO it and hope she ages well?

Personally I'd milk it until we were old.
Let's try not to get this locked, I'd like to get some answers
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When you're 60 and 70 years old that **** don't matter :lol:

This is a similar argument when ppl say your tat will look horrible when you're old. So the **** what?

Also there's the whole getting married cuz you love the person part of things but I guess that's being ignored or is a given. Like you love the chick but her big booty is the deal breaker so you pass on proposing :lol:

Plus even for picky dudes who think this way your girl still gonna get wrinkles in her face and have veiny tittays. That's a guarantee. You gonna get a divorce at 65 then? :lol:
 
I guess we shouldnt pick a chick with nice legs.... you know her muscle tone deteriorates with age

I guess we shouldnt pick a chick with nice breasts... you know her breasts will deteriorate with age

I guess we shouldnt pick a chick with good hair.... you know hair thins out with age

I guess we shouldnt pick a chick with athletic ability.... you know athletic ability deteriorates with age

I guess we shouldnt pick a chick with good skin.... you know her skin will wrinkle with age

etc.

what is this REALLY about.... that's the question?

That subtle shade on a predominantly ethnic feature.....
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I just started making my girl doin squats and ****. Don't need that joint falling by 40. Keep that mfer sitting up high and tight.
 
My girl has a phatty since I met her when she was 17...that's the first thing that caught my eye...so I guess technically speaking it was the booty that got me...lol
 
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