Every hood has this dude

I know people who consistently lie about how much they drank, smoked, etc :rofl:
it's comedic and sad at the same time
 
When I saw this on my wifes' Twitter feed, I was wondering what the beginning was[emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji]
*goes to listen to Next*
 
been singing mmmmmohmygod stop the ******* lying all day 
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The food salesman at the hair salon on Saturday mornings

Man he used to come in clutch when my mom dragged me along :smh:
 
The guy tryin to sell knock off Ralph Lauren cologne near the gas station
this dude in bmore tried to sell me "Iphone Cologne"...he stopped me and asked what type of phone do you have...I figured he was selling cases..he pulls out this iphone box and inside is a iphone shaped cologne bottle smh..then told me its straight from France, Apple just released it not to long ago
 
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Everyone had a dude in their hood that had a Neo-Geo
THIS! It would be some out of this world excuse on why you could not play it or even SEE it.

It could be the last day of school before summer vacation and dude would still be lying. 
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this dude in bmore tried to sell me "Iphone Cologne"...he stopped me and asked what type of phone do you have...I figured he was selling cases..he pulls out this iphone box and inside is a iphone shaped cologne bottle smh..then told me its straight from France, Apple just released it not to long ago

Lmao that man tried to finesse you into coppin iPhone cologne? You gotta at least commend him for tryin
 
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