More grease on his face than a rotisserie chicken. LV damier skin. Black ice/tire treads on the side of his head....top lookin' like a brillo pad.
I mean...dude can't leave the house thinking this is acceptable, can he?
In all seriousness, I legit blame the people around him.
There's no way that ANYONE (and by anyone I mean everyone) around him couldn't have told him how horrible he looks