calibeebee
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Spitting. But I treat it like "mind bottling"
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Say in ain't so
Yeah man. He always had the fresh cease with the half moon but it's wild now fam
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Damn, my dude look like a splitting image of MLK with that hairline
Damn, my dude look like a splitting image of MLK with that hairline
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Couldn't even bother to flex on the hairline.
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Couldn't even bother to flex on the hairline.
Looking like a baby stingray just came down and chilled on his head.
I was staring at my old durag last night like "I've failed you"
About to do this. I can't take this **** no more. I ain't choose this hairline!
I scream and run out the bathroom screaming at my barber. I'm like, "wtf B?" He tells me he started using that dye on his customers with jacked up hairlines. This dude ain't even ask me he just assumed he'd save the day and make a miracle happen.
Bruh I'm screaming over here.I'm pretty cool with my barber. So he knows what I want when I go. Not gonna lie tho he did me dirty one time. So I get a bald fade and keep the top at a 1 if my hairline decides to grow that month. So he's doing his thing and I'm just sitting there enjoying the cut with my eyes closed. He's doing the shape up, whatever he can shape up cause it's bad up there, and I feel like a wet brush hit my head. I'm thinking its shaving cream or something. I still don't open my eyes cause I don't like to make eye contact with dude. At this point I rock with it cause he my dude. Anyway, he dust me off and says I'm good to go. I look at the cut and I can't believe how crispy my ish looking. This dude out did himself. I tell him if I can use the bathroom real quick and I go to check out this fresh cut a lil more in the mirror. I can't believe it! It's like my hairline had a drought and he mad it rain on that mofo. After touching it I see that my fingers have a black residue. I'm confused but I look at my hairline and that **** vanishing before my eyes. I scream and run out the bathroom screaming at my barber. I'm like, "wtf B?" He tells me he started using that dye on his customers with jacked up hairlines. This dude ain't even ask me he just assumed he'd save the day and make a miracle happen. He sees that I ****** up the dye he applied so he told me to let him re do it. At this point I had no choice. My **** was looking like a high tide was about to engulf my forehead. Plus I couldn't wash it off. So I let him fix it and he does. Tells me to not shower for an hour. **** took 3 days to come off. I went bald the next week and never spoke to him again. Not gonna lie tho that ish was too crisp. I see why people risk it all for a couple days of a godly hairline.