Bruh...Tyga....Hair Gains....Vol. Jamie Would Be Proud

Say in ain't so :frown:

Yeah man. He always had the fresh cease with the half moon but it's wild now fam

View media item 2239968

Damn, my dude look like a splitting image of MLK with that hairline


That ain't Stephen A though. :lol:


Rae always had a high line.
2239987
 
Why these dudes just can't embrace the bald life. I've had a good time adjusting. It hasn't always been easy though. I was staring at my old durag last night like "I've failed you"
embarassed.gif
 
Raekwon definitely gets a pass tho. C'mon Thas the chef. His hairline may be wild high, but he's definitely been a wave god from the early days.
 
I'm pretty cool with my barber. So he knows what I want when I go. Not gonna lie tho he did me dirty one time. So I get a bald fade and keep the top at a 1 if my hairline decides to grow that month. So he's doing his thing and I'm just sitting there enjoying the cut with my eyes closed. He's doing the shape up, whatever he can shape up cause it's bad up there, and I feel like a wet brush hit my head. I'm thinking its shaving cream or something. I still don't open my eyes cause I don't like to make eye contact with dude. At this point I rock with it cause he my dude. Anyway, he dust me off and says I'm good to go. I look at the cut and I can't believe how crispy my ish looking. This dude out did himself. I tell him if I can use the bathroom real quick and I go to check out this fresh cut a lil more in the mirror. I can't believe it! It's like my hairline had a drought and he mad it rain on that mofo. After touching it I see that my fingers have a black residue. I'm confused but I look at my hairline and that **** vanishing before my eyes. I scream and run out the bathroom screaming at my barber. I'm like, "wtf B?" He tells me he started using that dye on his customers with jacked up hairlines. This dude ain't even ask me he just assumed he'd save the day and make a miracle happen. He sees that I ****** up the dye he applied so he told me to let him re do it. At this point I had no choice. My **** was looking like a high tide was about to engulf my forehead. Plus I couldn't wash it off. So I let him fix it and he does. Tells me to not shower for an hour. **** took 3 days to come off. I went bald the next week and never spoke to him again. Not gonna lie tho that ish was too crisp. I see why people risk it all for a couple days of a godly hairline.
 
Last edited:
That story :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I scream and run out the bathroom screaming at my barber. I'm like, "wtf B?" He tells me he started using that dye on his customers with jacked up hairlines. This dude ain't even ask me he just assumed he'd save the day and make a miracle happen.

This part especially had me :lol: :lol:
 
Last edited:
I'm pretty cool with my barber. So he knows what I want when I go. Not gonna lie tho he did me dirty one time. So I get a bald fade and keep the top at a 1 if my hairline decides to grow that month. So he's doing his thing and I'm just sitting there enjoying the cut with my eyes closed. He's doing the shape up, whatever he can shape up cause it's bad up there, and I feel like a wet brush hit my head. I'm thinking its shaving cream or something. I still don't open my eyes cause I don't like to make eye contact with dude. At this point I rock with it cause he my dude. Anyway, he dust me off and says I'm good to go. I look at the cut and I can't believe how crispy my ish looking. This dude out did himself. I tell him if I can use the bathroom real quick and I go to check out this fresh cut a lil more in the mirror. I can't believe it! It's like my hairline had a drought and he mad it rain on that mofo. After touching it I see that my fingers have a black residue. I'm confused but I look at my hairline and that **** vanishing before my eyes. I scream and run out the bathroom screaming at my barber. I'm like, "wtf B?" He tells me he started using that dye on his customers with jacked up hairlines. This dude ain't even ask me he just assumed he'd save the day and make a miracle happen. He sees that I ****** up the dye he applied so he told me to let him re do it. At this point I had no choice. My **** was looking like a high tide was about to engulf my forehead. Plus I couldn't wash it off. So I let him fix it and he does. Tells me to not shower for an hour. **** took 3 days to come off. I went bald the next week and never spoke to him again. Not gonna lie tho that ish was too crisp. I see why people risk it all for a couple days of a godly hairline.
Bruh I'm screaming over here.
 
Back
Top Bottom