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Examples of my favorites
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Examples of my favorites
-Always stand up to shake someones hand.
- Never leave a pint unfinished.
- you can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him.
- there are many ways to enter a pool. The stairs are not one.
- there is one way you will cook bacon perfectly. Find it.
- You only get one chance to notice her new haircut.
- if youre playing horse....sometimes a freethrow will do.
- if a street performers act makes you stop and watch, you owe him a buck.
- dont bet the horse.....bet the jockey.
- never ever get drunker than the boss.
- the best way to ruin an apology is an explanation
- never turn down a breathmint
- a sharp knife is safer than a dull one
- you can have a donut or not have a donut...two choices.
- wash your own car
- sometimes the best tool in your toolbox is a hammer...other times its a walk around the block.
- if you think one man cannot change the world....than you arent him.
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