Rules for your son VOL....when in doubt WIO

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Unborn son if u dont have kids...daughter too.

Examples of my favorites

-Always stand up to shake someones hand.
- Never leave a pint unfinished.
- you can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him.
- there are many ways to enter a pool. The stairs are not one.
- there is one way you will cook bacon perfectly. Find it.
- You only get one chance to notice her new haircut.
- if youre playing horse....sometimes a freethrow will do.
- if a street performers act makes you stop and watch, you owe him a buck.
- dont bet the horse.....bet the jockey.
- never ever get drunker than the boss.
- the best way to ruin an apology is an explanation
- never turn down a breathmint
- a sharp knife is safer than a dull one
- you can have a donut or not have a donut...two choices.
- wash your own car
- sometimes the best tool in your toolbox is a hammer...other times its a walk around the block.
- if you think one man cannot change the world....than you arent him.

In for insight....lulz
 
- if youre hoopin outside...dont call a ticky tack foul

- your first pair of jordans should be a color the man himself wore.
 
"Do the best you can and things will work out in your favor"

"You are going to get your heart broken. Don't dwell on it for to long because you may miss out on something great"

"If she is loyal to you when you at your lowest, she will most likely be loyal when you are at your best"
 
A key that can unlock any lock is the master key, but a lock that opens for any key is just a terrible lock
 
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love your mother/grandmother

always have a condom around ( pocket, backpack, car etc...)

dont ask for it, prove you deserve it

if youre man enough to do something, youre man enough to face the repercussions

listen to tupac

dont use emojis (unless youre on NT) 
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
 
Maintain eye contact


Speak in you naturally voice non of that high pitch ****

Firm handshake

Add more later
 
if you think one man cannot change the world....than you arent him. 
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Recycling that one.
 
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