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Man come on, you know that's gonna make certain girls try even harder.
Harassment/Sexual Harassment at work. FELLAS, LOOK OUT FOR THESE TRAPS.
Man come on, you know that's gonna make certain girls try even harder.
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You a creep if you walking around with a stiffy all willy nilly, b.
Tuck that joint in, no romo.
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Tuck that joint up.
You a creep if you walking around with a stiffy all willy nilly, b.
Tuck that joint in, no romo.
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So wait, dudes walking around like Ron Burgundy? That's not what's up.
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Repped. Changed my life when I discovered this technique.Tuck that joint up.
You a creep if you walking around with a stiffy all willy nilly, b.
Tuck that joint in, no romo.
I've dealt with three women at work. Never had an issue. Any one of those situations could have easily spun out of control, though.
If you don't get laid working at a restaurant, you're doing it wrong. I still don't know how I knocked down the chick who hired me. No humble brag. I had no swagger and she was the second girl I had been with. She was overhand throwing the ***** at me.
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I unintentionally figured out that those tight under armour boxer briefs do well in holding you in. Those things are suffocating sometimes. Wore a pair to a strip club for some reason and getting lap dances were pointless. Should've just went to the restroom and opened up that fly in the front.
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#NTHandsomeQuote:If you don't get laid working at a restaurant, you're doing it wrong. I still don't know how I knocked down the chick who hired me. No humble brag. I had no swagger and she was the second girl I had been with. She was overhand throwing the ***** at me.
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Tuck that joint up.
You a creep if you walking around with a stiffy all willy nilly, b.
Tuck that joint in, no romo.
This or wear boxer briefs, except Hanes, they don't hold their shape well
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If women get hard nipples no one says anything so why we gotta tuck our joints in?
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Boxer briefs at the gym, for sure, but boxers for comfort at work. If the pipe print is distracting, that's not my prob...
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I'm a respectful, but calculating dude, so I make sure it doesn't spiral, or take it any further with someone who shows tendencies. Plus I never initiate unless we're hanging out outside of work, I really just talk then they end up choosing in their vulnerable moments. Work is never an actual source of getting yambs, but i'm all in for the accidentals where they initiate. Ya'll just gotta think it through so you can cash in on prime box.
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If you don't get laid working at a restaurant, you're doing it wrong. I still don't know how I knocked down the chick who hired me. No humble brag. I had no swagger and she was the second girl I had been with. She was overhand throwing the ***** at me.
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Work in a hotel and these old ladies throwing the p left and right with no shame talking about nasty ish in the break room. They've actually gotten warnings because they made younger girls feel uncomfortable.
I've had ladies offer me back rubs I've had ladies ask me to rub them it's insane dude. Ladies asking when are we going out its wild.
I've gotten touched more than I can count lol.
It's the new chicks them young ones that are the worse and the most conniving. So new chick gets hired 23( this is the chick that made me keep to myself At work) we become cool me and my co worker always joking with her at the break room. Every time she sees me she whistles at me and I do the same etc etc. so her friend gets hired right of the bat I hate her annoying brown nosing. Always snitching (accusing me of being lazy sleeping stealing) so one day I see my friend and I'm like hey and whistle at her and she says wow not cool and I'm like huh and jokenly say oh stop you like it. And laugh. I'm on vacation for 3 days get back and have my home boy pull me to the side before my boss comes and says "we need to get your ish and story straight right now" and I'm just like huh what happened dude. And he's like "so and so just said you've been sexually harrasing her whistling saying inappropriate things". Legit I thought I was done man. Lucky for me me and my boy came up with a brilliant story and it turned into he said she said, for awhile it was pretty awkward to be at work cause I know people knew she accused me of ish. A day or two later I caught those to hens red handing. I'm punching in and they are near don't see me and I hear the chick I hate say "so what happen did they at least write him up" so I walk by and pretend to be on my phone and say man I'm at work dude i hate it here but they just won't let me go no matter what I do and lol.
Now homegirls tries to be all buddy buddy now that her friends gone I keep it short and strictly on work.
I've had ladies offer me back rubs I've had ladies ask me to rub them it's insane dude. Ladies asking when are we going out its wild.
I've gotten touched more than I can count lol.
It's the new chicks them young ones that are the worse and the most conniving. So new chick gets hired 23( this is the chick that made me keep to myself At work) we become cool me and my co worker always joking with her at the break room. Every time she sees me she whistles at me and I do the same etc etc. so her friend gets hired right of the bat I hate her annoying brown nosing. Always snitching (accusing me of being lazy sleeping stealing) so one day I see my friend and I'm like hey and whistle at her and she says wow not cool and I'm like huh and jokenly say oh stop you like it. And laugh. I'm on vacation for 3 days get back and have my home boy pull me to the side before my boss comes and says "we need to get your ish and story straight right now" and I'm just like huh what happened dude. And he's like "so and so just said you've been sexually harrasing her whistling saying inappropriate things". Legit I thought I was done man. Lucky for me me and my boy came up with a brilliant story and it turned into he said she said, for awhile it was pretty awkward to be at work cause I know people knew she accused me of ish. A day or two later I caught those to hens red handing. I'm punching in and they are near don't see me and I hear the chick I hate say "so what happen did they at least write him up" so I walk by and pretend to be on my phone and say man I'm at work dude i hate it here but they just won't let me go no matter what I do and lol.
Now homegirls tries to be all buddy buddy now that her friends gone I keep it short and strictly on work.
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Yea I try not to mess with chicks at work and generally keep my work n personal life separate ...but at my current job this one joint with the phatty been throwing it at me since day 1, the sexual tension was too great so I had it hit it a couple times
...only thing is she recently asked me to put her on my car insurance out the blue when we were at work tho 
, gotta make sure she don't start trippin getting too comfortableAlso big girls and older joints be the most freakiest and talk all that wild **** ...a couple late 30 year old chicks be coming to my desk just telling me bout the freak **** I ain't even trying hear
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Yeah, watch that comfort.
Caught myself being fed cake and ice cream at a potluck. Had to roll it back after I caught myself.
Good times, though.
Caught myself being fed cake and ice cream at a potluck. Had to roll it back after I caught myself.
Good times, though.
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You really are @millenial if you buy that one.
If you ever get old enough to become a professor, must less one with tenure; you should try out your theory and see if you life is not ruined by the end of the afternoon....
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Thread turning into a humblebrag thread.
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Thread is lulz
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tearsYea I try not to mess with chicks at work and generally keep my work n personal life separate ...but at my current job this one joint with the phatty been throwing it at me since day 1, the sexual tension was too great so I had it hit it a couple times...only thing is she recently asked me to put her on my car insurance out the blue when we were at work tho, gotta make sure she don't start trippin getting too comfortable
Also big girls and older joints be the most freakiest and talk all that wild **** ...a couple late 30 year old chicks be coming to my desk just telling me bout the freak **** I ain't even trying hear
it really has
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Remember back when I was 18/19 working at panera bread I use to smash this one chick. My boy used to smash this big girl and 1 of the managers had a 2nd job. She used to dip out before us when we closed and gave me the code and keys to lock up for her and when all 4 of us and that manager closed it was all out battle royal. Soon as she left the homie and big gums smashed in the bathroom and I'd smash the other chick in the freezer or fridge (no cameras). Good times, until Ole girl tried putting her baby on me smh. Negatives of team raw, but pull out game was flawless, used to shoot her in the mouth or face. I would never mess around in the workplace again tho, baby girl got crazy as ****. I told a story here a few times how she would try to fight any chick I talked to at work.
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I wouldn't be surprised if some students would get salty and complain to the head of the department about unfair grading if rumors were around. Opens up opportunities for blackmail too.
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Does that stand for graduate assistant?
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