Would you survive? Vol. Alphas only

All I need is a knife and a rope with protective clothes, would be out within a week.


Honestly think I would've flourished in B.C. Times.
 
Wed all die and anyone saying they wouldn't is frontin.

Thread shoulda asked how long Wed survive.

If I was on an empty stomach, maybe 30 minutes before I die of eating some ultra poisonous ish
 
Yes and I'm going to name my knife Wilson..

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Some of my family lives near there...I'm sure if I yell loud enough I'd run into a pork knocker who knew somebody who knew somebody who knew my relatives.

If that wasnt an option. Just walk north, walk during the day, stay elevated at night. I'd hit the a city eventually. And then I'd start asking for relatives.
 
Honestly I'd be more concerned with the safety of the rest of the Amazon and any mf with the audacity to test me.
 
 
Mosquitos with Malaria
Poisonous frogs
Spiders
Vipers
Electric Eels
Jaguars
Alligators
Piranhas



R.I.P
Exactly. R.I.P to all these joints
The only thing YOU would have to worry about is falling off the edge of the earth...................................

real question is how long would a Jungle last if it was kidnaped and dropped off in Chuck Normesh 96's back yard
 
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Anacondas are in the Amazon. No Bueno. I hate snakes :smh:.

I'd commit that before being crushed and swallowed whole by an anaconda. :x
 
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A lot of you guys are delusional. Half of you probably don't lift a damn thing besides your Xbox controllers or your cell phones to discuss said Xbox activity. You dudes ain't agile. You dudes can't climb. You dudes can't start a fire. You dudes don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of berries to know which are safe for consumption. You dudes can't properly identify a jaguar hiding in the trees or bushes. You dudes don't know to reshape a knife. You dudes don't know how to gut a pig. You all don't have the communication skills to properly gauge the body language of the indigenous people to tell whether they see you as a friend or foe. Aint no 500 thread count sheets in the Amazon. You dudes are silly to think you'd make it.
 
A lot of you guys are delusional. Half of you probably don't lift a damn thing besides your Xbox controllers or your cell phones to discuss said Xbox activity. You dudes ain't agile. You dudes can't climb. You dudes can't start a fire. You dudes don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of berries to know which are safe for consumption. You dudes can't properly identify a jaguar hiding in the trees or bushes. You dudes don't know to reshape a knife. You dudes don't know how to gut a pig. You all don't have the communication skills to properly gauge the body language of the indigenous people to tell whether they see you as a friend or foe. Aint no 500 thread count sheets in the Amazon. You dudes are silly to think you'd make it.
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Some of my family lives near there...I'm sure if I yell loud enough I'd run into a pork knocker who knew somebody who knew somebody who knew my relatives.

If that wasnt an option. Just walk north, walk during the day, stay elevated at night. I'd hit the a city eventually. And then I'd start asking for relatives.

You got fam that lives near the middle of the amazon?


Exactly. R.I.P to all these joints

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A lot of you guys are delusional. Half of you probably don't lift a damn thing besides your Xbox controllers or your cell phones to discuss said Xbox activity. You dudes ain't agile. You dudes can't climb. You dudes can't start a fire. You dudes don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of berries to know which are safe for consumption. You dudes can't properly identify a jaguar hiding in the trees or bushes. You dudes don't know to reshape a knife. You dudes don't know how to gut a pig. You all don't have the communication skills to properly gauge the body language of the indigenous people to tell whether they see you as a friend or foe. Aint no 500 thread count sheets in the Amazon. You dudes are silly to think you'd make it.

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Nah I'm cool.

Even if you "survive"? What's that life like? Drinking dirty water and eating raw animal flesh, bored as hell beating your meat all day?

I'd just commit that. Probably go smack a gorilla just so he could put me out of my misery.
 
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