Would you survive? Vol. Alphas only

a blinkin said:
A lot of you guys are delusional. Half of you probably don't lift a damn thing besides your Xbox controllers or your cell phones to discuss said Xbox activity. You dudes ain't agile. You dudes can't climb. You dudes can't start a fire. You dudes don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of berries to know which are safe for consumption. You dudes can't properly identify a jaguar hiding in the trees or bushes. You dudes don't know to reshape a knife. You dudes don't know how to gut a pig. You all don't have the communication skills to properly gauge the body language of the indigenous people to tell whether they see you as a friend or foe. Aint no 500 thread count sheets in the Amazon. You dudes are silly to think you'd make it.
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nah, my dude primitive technology on youtube showed me everything I need to know. wouldn't even look for rescue, would just be flourishing.

 
Ain't no pressing the red play button on a screen in the Amazon and I doubt you do daily mental exercises so I know you're not going to remember what it is you learn on YouTube my g.
 
FilthyJiujitsu said:
I'm wearing this. Been in one before. The compressed air feels like an air conditioner.
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i've always wanted to get in one of these
 
FilthyJiujitsu said:
In the middle of the amazon? Not a chance. Too dense. Too many creatures/animals can kill you with ease. Not happening papi.
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I would die. I lack upper body strength. If I need to 'climb' to avoid a threat...I'm dead.
 
cerebralarrow said:
Id strangle a cheetah to death. Gotta stay warm somehow. I probably wouldn't survive I would need a cup to drink rain water. Unless I use some animal Organ to temporarily fill with water to drink water. Idk . With planning it seems like a fun challenge. But if you just somehow survived a accident and ended up there. Panic will probably waist hours of your life. And that's not adding animals that you may encounter. *update I just read that you put kidnapped as a possible motive. You have nothing to lose. Might as well hunt one of them down. And start from there.
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Strangle a cheetah. Listen to yourself. Fam, that cheetah's going for your jugular, and probably hitting a few main arteries through scratching along the way. A bodybuilding G.I. Joe wouldn't make it if a cheetah pulled up.
 
dude really said he'd strangle a cheetah like it's some everyday activity :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i'm dying
 
He better make sure to give a silver-back gorilla the hands while strangling the cheetah.

(Yes, I know there are no gorillas in the Amazon)
 
I don't think ya'll can grasp the amount of bugs that will eat your *** in the amazon. That alone, is gonna keep you from sleeping, add stress, weaken your body. Nevermind the poisonous insects.
 
Well. IM surviving ,Foh .

You bet your *** if I hear a jaguar roar of climb that tree like a ***** and build that damn tree house in 27 seconds flat and have enough time to make a spear to chuck at it before it climbs up and tries to kill me.
 
I'd die probably by getting poisoned. I get hungry often so I'd be looking for food immediately which would be my downfall.

I'd also listen out for a river, if I find it, I would stay adjacent to it until I find people.
 
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I think i would becuase of my camping experience etc.

But i was thinking if i lived in the start of civilization my *** wouldve been killed off becuase of my eye sight. like its bad and yes computers and phones have made it worse but ****, no tribe would want me. Wasnt no glasses in year 5. I would be worthless, a burden.

Point im trying to convey is, if you wear glasses your *** aint surviving nothing. Bong 
 
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