Did you ever get jumped?

I was kicking dude's A** and his homeboys tried to jump in. I whooped them too. Never had a problem in school again. 
 
A few times. Most recent was back in 07. I was walking through the lil alley after i parked in the lot. This isnt a regular alley that runs lengthwise with the street. Its a small one that runs perpendicular so that ppl can get into the lot. It connects to the regular alley in a "T". I peeped this frail cat on the phone chilling by the entrance to the little alley and 2 other dudes smoking squares standing next to chevy blazer in the main alley. Right when i got out the car, slim jim starts walking in my direction but I assumed he was going over by the other dudes and would would turn into the main alley. Im hip to ******* ish so i never let ppl cross behind me at night so i slowed my stroll to let him go pass in front of me. Buddy slowed down. Im already suspect of dudes I've never seen on the block posted in the alley at nighttime. When dude slowed down i knew what it was. As we got to the intersection dude was like 5ft away when he turned and swung. He missed and I creased him up early. It didnt land clean but he falls anyway and i run up to finish him off. I THOUGHT i knew what it was. I give frail boy 2 quick lefts and right as i was finna drop the bomb righty i feel something crack the back of my head. I dont know what i got hit with but it was :x. My vision flashed bright white and i was down. I tried to get back up cuz i wasnt finna get stomped out . As soon as I got on my hands and knees i got kicked in the grill. I roll over a few times and managed to get to my feet. Im woozy as hell and now im just trying to get away. They wasnt having that though. Im trying to circle off to keep them from getting behind me again and get closer to the street hoping somebody might see me but my footwork is trash at this point. One of em runs up again and we get to swinging. Then his boys run up. I guess it was another dude in the truck that i didnt see cuz somehow its now a 4 on 1. Im on defense the whole fight but i got one good shot in. Slept one of em. I ate mad punches and kicks tho. After they left i walked to my building and started banging on my neighbors door cuz she on the 1st floor. I guess i passed out before she answered because the next thing i remember is being in her bathtub :lol:

The worst was when i got jumped at gunpoint senior year in hs :smh:. We had got into with it some Latin Kings and they caught me slipping at 7-11. One of em backed me down with the hammer in my stomach and then proceeded to let 2 of his boys book me and beat my ***. That incident was the one that made me angriest. I didnt even get beat up that bad or robbed for much. They only got like $30, a mountain dew live wire (that orange mt dew they had) and a gold plated chain lol. It was just that i felt helpless. I didnt throw a single punch cuz i knew that if i did he was blasting.
 
Had a close call back in the day... Ok story I guess...

Walking with my cousins down (I'm the white boy of the family) random kid on a bike follows us and starts jabbin at me with the racial nonsense. I ignore it and keep walking. He continues, my cousins tell me just get him so I did. Walk up to dude and ask what did you say and before he could even get his words out I snuff dude square in the nose. His glasses break and he falls off his bike. I walk away. 5 mins later he and a group of dudes( maybe 5 or 6 deep) are about 2 blocks behind us. My cousins say go, we'll handle it. So I took off lol

They start chasing but my cousins intervened and I got away scratch free.

Couple days later dude wants a head up so I obliged. Dude never bothered me again after I whooped his *** :lol:
 
When I was 22 by 3 people when I was coming home late from a party. One of them had a brass knuckle on too. I defended my self well, knocked 1 of the 3 dudes out but I did end up with a chipped nose bone, a chipped front tooth, and an opening above my left eye. It would have been worse if I didn't block those punches where they ended up grazing me instead of hitting me fully. Once I knocked that one dude out they all backed off probably thinking I was drunk.

I got my revenge though. Couple of my childhood friends from the neighborhood ran into one of the dude's at a party about a month later after he was boasting how they ****** up a white boy right where it happened. Needless to say after I confirmed the picture they sent me they made sure the kid spent a few days in the ICU.
 
Almost. In college of all places. Long story short, I hated my roommate freshman year. My buddy used to flame him and this other guy. I think I had sent a text 1 day to my friend about said other guy. While I was sleeping, my roommate read my text and then went and told the other guy. This all happened last day of the semester. I'm in the bathroom taking a wiz and after I leave the stall this guy barges in and starts pushing me. I'm half way unzipped wondering what's going on. Saying that I was talking spit etc. I just look at him puzzled then he postures some more before leaving.

I come out of the bathroom a little shook but also wondering if I should just call some guys and go handle it. Decided on telling he RA and absolutely nothing happened. I'm black and he was white btw

Funny thing is my roommate said we were cool right before moving out. Dude put a hit out on me
 
Freshmen in hs

Almost got jumped by a blood and his heavy set friend. Who were both seniors
 
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Almost. In college of all places. Long story short, I hated my roommate freshman year. My buddy used to flame him and this other guy. I think I had sent a text 1 day to my friend about said other guy. While I was sleeping, my roommate read my text and then went and told the other guy. This all happened last day of the semester. I'm in the bathroom taking a wiz and after I leave the stall this guy barges in and starts pushing me. I'm half way unzipped wondering what's going on. Saying that I was talking spit etc. I just look at him puzzled then he postures some more before leaving.

I come out of the bathroom a little shook but also wondering if I should just call some guys and go handle it. Decided on telling he RA and absolutely nothing happened. I'm black and he was white btw

Funny thing is my roommate said we were cool right before moving out. Dude put a hit out on me

Do you know what getting jumped means?
 
Got jumped for my Sidekick Lx 09 while boarding. Got suckered punch from the side, flew off my board & started getting stomped on by like 5 cats.

Was a bish replacing that phone :smh:
 
Almost. In college of all places. Long story short, I hated my roommate freshman year. My buddy used to flame him and this other guy. I think I had sent a text 1 day to my friend about said other guy. While I was sleeping, my roommate read my text and then went and told the other guy. This all happened last day of the semester. I'm in the bathroom taking a wiz and after I leave the stall this guy barges in and starts pushing me. I'm half way unzipped wondering what's going on. Saying that I was talking spit etc. I just look at him puzzled then he postures some more before leaving.

I come out of the bathroom a little shook but also wondering if I should just call some guys and go handle it. Decided on telling he RA and absolutely nothing happened. I'm black and he was white btw

Funny thing is my roommate said we were cool right before moving out. Dude put a hit out on me

Do you know what getting jumped means?

I'm saying :lol:

On top of that, dude barges in ya bathroom with ya Johnson halfway out?

Shouldn't had to have called anyone, could've delivered the work at that moment.
 
Got my *** whooped pretty bad by a handful of dudes at a party one time in college :lol: Teeth popped through my lips. Busted nose and whatnot. I was looking rough for a hot minute. Very humbling (at the time).

Never participated in a jumping. That **** gets no play in my ride.
 
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Almost. In college of all places. Long story short, I hated my roommate freshman year. My buddy used to flame him and this other guy. I think I had sent a text 1 day to my friend about said other guy. While I was sleeping, my roommate read my text and then went and told the other guy. This all happened last day of the semester. I'm in the bathroom taking a wiz and after I leave the stall this guy barges in and starts pushing me. I'm half way unzipped wondering what's going on. Saying that I was talking spit etc. I just look at him puzzled then he postures some more before leaving.

I come out of the bathroom a little shook but also wondering if I should just call some guys and go handle it. Decided on telling he RA and absolutely nothing happened. I'm black and he was white btw

Funny thing is my roommate said we were cool right before moving out. Dude put a hit out on me

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Dude doesn't know what getting "jumped" means :lol:.

3 ****** tried to bank me at a club one time when I was like 15 (Them Club Paradox days :smokin). Luckily, I was with like 10 dudes....and the homies regulated like Nate Dogg and Warren G :pimp:
 
i got a boot party about 8 yearsb ago at a party over whooping this guy and his girl in BP, and then trying to leave with her to go to my crib lol it was well deserved.. i had a nice timberland imprint in m ribs for days :smh:
 
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To all you who've been jumped... better learn to put Pat and Joe together...

Nah but I stomped and snuffed a few dudes, I wasn't even involved in the fights I just wanted to put in my 2 cents.smh

I'm 1 hombre you don't wanna **** with I kid you not... not now not ever.

I'm a better person now, I promote peace and tranquility...
 
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To all you who've been jumped... better learn to put Pat and Joe together...

Nah but I stomped and snuffed a few dudes, I wasn't even involved in the fights I just wanted to put in my 2 cents.smh

I'm 1 hombre you don't wanna **** with I kid you not... not now not ever.

I'm a better person now, I promote peace and tranquility...
Here's to hoping someone slides you a free 2-piece w/ a side of ketchup 
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To all you who've been jumped... better learn to put Pat and Joe together...

Nah but I stomped and snuffed a few dudes, I wasn't even involved in the fights I just wanted to put in my 2 cents.smh

I'm 1 hombre you don't wanna **** with I kid you not... not now not ever.

I'm a better person now, I promote peace and tranquility...

You a BAN
 
Here's to hoping someone slides you a free 2-piece w/ a side of ketchup :smh:  


You a BAN


Type of dude who people on the news crying talking bout how he was a good guy and had nothing to do with it.

All tree y'all put some respect on my name. I'd prove my point but I ain't think that'd be gangsta.

Y'all the call the police type characters. Ol run and tell dat boys...smh y'all the type of jesters who's *** I was kicking.

Pull your skirts down.
 
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All tree y'all put some respect on my name. I'd prove my point but I ain't think that'd be gangsta.

Y'all the call the police type characters. Ol run and tell day boys...smh

Pull your skirts down.
Nah I'm the leave ya momma mourning type u try that **** **** with me but we not gonna go there.
 
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