Flying Cockroaches bruh (Vol. I didn't know they existed)

You dont understand how these roaches work. If you see one in the crib it could mean theres a whole pack in the crib. Mice cant crawl on walls and get into as much **** as roaches do.

If you have to pick a nuisance to deal with, most people would take mice
Yeah, true. But I could bomb my house to get rid of all that. I'm not tryna touch a mouse. Dead or alive.
 
Idk why people are always calling roaches water bugs. Is that suppose to lessen the horribleness or something like that. If I call **** poo **** still stinks. Oh that's just a waterbug...noooo that an insanely disgusting roach get the uzi.
 
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I feel blessed I've never seen a cockroach.
 
I would tell my roach story again but I ain't gonna do y'all like that
 
You haven't been traumatized until you wake up from a nap with a huge jet black Texas flying cockroach scaling your bedroom wall with the most confident swagger you've ever seen, knowing full well that you will not dare attempt to end its life, let alone threaten it. The lights were on. I walked away from that encounter not only shaken to my core, but with a newfound "respect" for that brolic mofo. I despise the state of Texas on that reason alone.
 
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