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I have a small group of friends that I've known for a very long time. Including me there are about 8 of us. I've known 2 of them specifically since I was maybe 7. Most of us go to the same college and are around the same age.

We have a set of rules. One important one is that we don't date the siblings or relatives of the next friend without permission or at least asking.

One of my closest friends mom got divorced recently and we spend a good amount of time at this friends house and since she's always home now, she interacts with us. I lowkey think all of us wanted to **** this dude's mom at some point.
:ffpu:
She's not like stunning or anything but she looks mad young for her age and she's energetic af. She walks around in her underwear while we're there sometimes but my friend, Nick who is her son tries to act like it doesn't bother him

So anyways she got divorced about half a year ago and she has been paying a lot of attention to one of my friend's named Rakeem. Obviously Rakeem is black. He's about 3 years older than most of us, I think he's 26. Dude is dark skinned, tall and muscular. Also has the biggest **** out of the 8 of us according to the local thot we've all been with:smile:feels:smile:

So one day I go to Nick's house because I watch his younger siblings when him and his mom can't and when I go inside, Rakeem is kissing his mom in the kitchen
:damn:
They didn't see me so I walked out and walked back in noisily to make sure they knew someone was there. I go in the kitchen and they still kissing but they see me and Rakeem was like "what up 6 fraud". I'd usually laugh but I was too shocked to even say anything. Nick's mom says hello and tells me her and Rakeem are going on a date and she left money for me to order pizza for the kids. I just say ok and then they left together

I see Nick later that day and he comes in his house and I don't know what to say so I just say "hey". Before I could even get the word out, he says "I know". Mans started crying fam. Almost made me cry tbh
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He is depressed about it but his mom is happy for the first time in s while so he doesn't know what to do.

It has gotten so bad that when we hangout he doesn't show up because we usually talk about who we ****** and he don't wanna hear Rakeem talk about plowing his mom. Some of our other friends have been Makin jokes about it too when Nick is around and he gets really defensive. Our friendship is based on clowning each other but it's getting out of hand now

I think he might hurt himself and I'm scared because he's one of my closest friends

:ffpu: I don't know what to do fam. I just wanna go back to the days where ****** was just fantasizing about plowing his mom and not doing it




Anyone here have similar stories?
 
I'm getting too old man...

First. Why tf you broadcasting this man's meat size around the internet?

Second, your homeboy reserves the right to give rakeem the hands...

Sounds like one of them reddit "stories"...
 
Sounds made up as ****. Some kid been watching too much Bang Bros and he's just looking to be quoted or mentioned.

Out of all 8 of us, he's the biggest. How the hell you know that? So damn stupid.
 
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Aint you that homeless dude from Chicago? But all of ya boys moved wit you to another state?

Story sounds fabricated.

Where the pics of the mom that walks around like a thot?
 
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What did you homies **** size have to do with anything? You just needed to tell us that?
 
^ Right? lol

He simply could have done this.

"I caught my boy Rakeem making out with my friend's mom in the kitchen."
 
seeing homies moms around in her undies seems farfetched. I seen more homies dads walk around in their tighty whities and never seen moms doing that ****.
 
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