1800s pick up lines!!!!!! Vol. Victorian times

[paidnhalf]

"why hello young lady your hips are rather curvaceous this month, whatever you doing you need to bottle it !"

"Why so Sassy?..I like it

"

Come to my loft, and lets fornicate amongst the willows

 

[mrgrapes85]

Originally Posted by PaidNHalf

"Ohh Mama whatever you doing you need to bottle it !"

"Why so Sassy?..I like it

"

Come to my loft, and lets fornicate amongst the willows

Come to my loft, and lets fornicate amongst the willows

 

[jeenewed]

"Girl your feet must be tired, cause you've been running through my dreams all night long"


"Can I borrow you? I'll give you back, I promise."

 

[solefood229]

aye $!#@%

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

"AY BAY BAY"

 

[ortega03]

*whip it out*

Action needed..not lines.

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Damn Son, how many times are you gonna alter the title?

 

[shaolin]

hear ye hear ye, here comes my doug ye

 

[ubuibeme]

"If I was your heart, would you let me beat?"

/thread

 

[paidnhalf]

My how tranquil your rear looks in those Victorian knickerbockers

 

[itwaswritten]

Is this a failed attempt to imitate that purple face thread that was made a while back?

 

[kix4kix]

Originally Posted by shaolin

hear ye hear ye, here comes my doug ye

 

[juju]

when my eyes fell upon you my heart skipethed a beat, do you think thou whispering eye could handelth my meat?

 

[ajchick23]

Chip chip cheerio..

Good day sir..pardon me but I noticed ye ol flag pole was at half staff.

Shall I raise it to full staff?

 

[antonlavey]

Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed.

 

[theprocessofbelief]

Fore-soothe! Thy ample bosom would facilitate quite the rumpus occasion! If thou weren't so vapid, perchance I would link up to you in matrimonial bliss.

 

[boogie bwoy]

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

"If I was your heart, would you let me beat?"

<leo wong>winna winna chicken dinna!<leo wong>

 

[kix4kix]

Sloreth please! My hand will not yield if you continue intercourse with this other lad.

 

[rawk on]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed.

 

[kidfly sniperelite007]

Ay ma. Why u glowin?

 

[th0mas cr0wn]

Originally Posted by AJChick23

Chip chip cheerio..

Good day sir..pardon me but I noticed ye ol flag pole was at half staff.

Shall I raise it to full staff?

AntonLaVey wrote:

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Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed.

 

[shaolin]

@ anton.

 

[elpablo21]

come forth fair lady!, lay one's mouth upon ye sword, thee awesometh or jawsometh is calling beyond the great plains yonder

 

[ajchick23]

..Romp me...or romp me not...THAT ..is thee question..

 

[limitedretroog]

Originally Posted by shaolin

hear ye hear ye, here comes my doug ye