A thread dedicated to small but emotionally devastating social fails

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by ddixon487

Originally Posted by supreme math


Girl: "So, what's up took you long enough?"
Me: "I had to get up the nerve to....."
Guy: (smiling like look at the douche nozzle) "...I thought this dude was your man"

They both laugh frolicking in the !*%+!!@ fields at my fail

-Robert Moses Beach..this past summer

i hope you get banned for grave digging just to add an emoticon

 

[drunken cow]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Wordy Dirts

The inapplicable "you too"

Ive done this many a time.

Lol, this one time I was taking a friend back to austin, her dad comes out and said thanks for taking my daughter back. And I was like, "No,thank you."

 

[mikey2133]

the girl walking up the stairs and you trying not stare

the "you too"

happen all the time

 

[y0ung j33zy]

Originally Posted by Drunken Cow

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Wordy Dirts

The inapplicable "you too"

Ive done this many a time.

Lol, this one time I was taking a friend back to austin, her dad comes out and said thanks for taking my daughter back. And I was like, "No, thank you."

I know that was MAD akward

 

[vanillagorilladx]

I was walking to class one time and I had my headphones in. These two girls are walking towards me. As I get closer, I sneeze. My music was pretty loud and Ithought I heard them say "Bless you", so I say "Thanks". When I did, they started giggling, so I'm thinking they didn't even say"Bless you" and I just randomly said "Thanks" to them...

 

[acidicality]

damn this got dug from the grave, but it's a good post at least....

the "you too" happens to me all the time.

 

[kingkb34]

Originally Posted by Billy BloodBath

Me: Hey Pablo (guy at work), how's it going?
Pablo: Ah, nothing much.
Me:

Hahahaha...the courtesy greeting is never good...

 

[upstateboibeats]

Originally Posted by viintage

even worse when you say "have a good day too sir/mam and get their genders wrong

i stay doing that smh

 

[upstateboibeats]

Girl: We should go out sometime...We can go to a bar or something
Me: Pff you ain't even 21
Girl: Yeah I am! How old did you think i was?
Me: 18 or 19
Girl: Well i'm 21
Me: oh aight


-Didn't say "Ok lets go out that'd be aight"
-Didn't get her number
-took an L

 

[derrock]

Iunno what i was thinking, but i remember my older bro told me "happy birthday" on my bday, and i said "you too, man".

 

[de phx jose]

girl at Subway said "have a good day" and i thought she something in Spanish and i said "No"

 

[imnacho]

Originally Posted by acidicality

the "you too" happens to me all the time.

 

[guillermo gutierez]

whoops that wasnt social.

i hate when i speak to somebody when im surrounded by people, and the person who im speakin to doesnt hear me.

then eveybody else who is surrounding us starts staring at me.

 

[bboy1827]

one time i was at a party. long line of dudes in front of me at the bathroom,and a couple of girls behind me. everytime i use a strange toilet i lift the seatup 2 pee. well the dude before me pissed all over the seat,so i say f it wash my hands fix my hair and bounce outside 2 go number 1. i come back in and...
girl: you piss on the seat?
me: nope i went outside?
:girl no you didnt i sat in your pee
me:

girl: I SAT IN THIS DUDEs PEE!!!

every girl in the joint looked at me with disgust. lol

 

[crazy dav0]

i say yeh alot when not paying attention... then i get called out .... most times i get the general idea ... but sometimes i get caught

 

[strongmind3]

Originally Posted by bboy1827

one time i was at a party. long line of dudes in front of me at the bathroom,and a couple of girls behind me. everytime i use a strange toilet i lift the seat up 2 pee. well the dude before me pissed all over the seat,so i say f it wash my hands fix my hair and bounce outside 2 go number 1. i come back in and...
girl: you piss on the seat?
me: nope i went outside?
:girl no you didnt i sat in your pee
me:

girl: I SAT IN THIS DUDEs PEE!!!

every girl in the joint looked at me with disgust. lol

[phonte] damn! [phonte/]

 

[mikey2133]

Originally Posted by cRazy dav0

i say yeh alot when not paying attention... then i get called out .... most times i get the general idea ... but sometimes i get caught

yeah this happens a lot...especially in class and at work which is the worst

best thread in a while

 

[tmukg21]

for me, missing a fast break lay up early in the game
then the team loses the game

 

[cleavland steamer]

School: 5th period on Friday

*Teacher goes into basement/place where she puts bad kids*
Girl:Ooh she (teacher) goin to the dungeon
Me: It's the Traphouse

Class:

*Teacher walks up*
Snitcho you wanna know who said that Ms. Seard?
Ms.Seard:Who?!

Snitch:Michael D

Ms.Seard:Was that you?!?!
Me:

Maybe
Ms.Seard:Ok, this time when I call your mom it will be really nice.
Me:

I took a L.

 

[alljayevryjay]

I don't want this thread to die

I was at in-n-out burger today...

Cashier: Hello how are you?
Me: I'm fine, yourself?
Cashier: Great, how about you?
Me:

...Can I order now?

 

[kix4kix]

via text.

Me: I see you on that BS and not trying to see me before school, its whatever, just don't be crying when i aint trying to see you.

Her: I called you three times yesterday and figured you didn't want to see me, but my phone was just broken. Wow man.

....oh well

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by alljayevryjay

I don't want this thread to die

I was at in-n-out burger today...

Cashier: Hello how are you?
Me: I'm fine, yourself?
Cashier: Great, how about you?
Me:

...Can I order now?

dont know why thats so funny

 

[redrum sb]

Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

when you're going one way and then realize that you're going the wrong way, so you have to turn around and start walking the opposite way and people look at you like you're a skitzo...

when you're walking up a narrow flight of stairs and a female is in front of you, and you're afraid she'll look back and think you're looking at her !$#, but you have no where else to look because its right in front of your face

these happen to me almost daily

 

[crumbs]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by Wordy Dirts

The inapplicable "you too"

Ive done this many a time.

 

[toast1985]

I think I've spent 1/3 of my life in these measurably awkward social situations. FML.

Most Recent:

I had to skip my normally scheduled lunch time to conduct an interview. So about 15 minutes into the interview, everything is going smooth...until my stomachstarts to do the electric slide, and proceeds to let out one of the "grummmbbbbbbbbloggggggggg", I try to play it off as if it isn't me, but thecandidate was sitting there as she was going to past out from holding the laughter in.