Am I the only NTER that has bars but doesn't want be be a rapper? Vol. Jayzz Won

Ntgang represent
Meth cutting your e checks
What u know about ntdenim
The hate like venom
Unsigned hype
Im about that life
Playing the game like rockdeep
Stay woke or fall alseep
Nt the greatest of all time
Terry cloth rhymes
Nike give us a deal
Nt always keep it real
My levels over 9000
Jumping from the free throw why u aint fouling?




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Just playing :lol:
 
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That ***** 's bars are sweet...
They make me Snicker,
BeTwix the both of us,
I'm the Big Dipper,
Your crew is Nerds,
Claiming they Pop Rocks,
But them ****** Fun Dip when we pop glocks,
I know your girl from way back,
Call her Gobstop,
She sucks me drier than a desert to the last drop,
I heard your pops was solid before the Kit Kat,
Now he takes the LaffyTaffy in his **** shack,
Sweet Tart *****,
Don't try to get back,
Cus I'll see you Now or Later with the big gat...
 
I'm the master of disaster I rhyme real faster...
But sometimes I rhyme slow cuz I be tired sometimes.

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Yah, yah, yah, yah
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh!
Yah! And five, four, three, two one...

Blast off!
 
Im fully equipped, got drones, tables and the fluidest hips,
NikeTalk denim with cheetah prints, to Steezy yo chick.
Plenty of fish, on my line tryna get gutted quick,
Eat ****** food when I spit, and I don't leave a tip.
On gold street, I hold heat, fold freaks, then go deep,
Sick wit 9 n gifs, I put the lobo to ya beats.
Betta put some reps on my name, just click the thumbs up,
Ben ballin since 99, I turn down for what??
That's illogical, even my freestyles is profitable,
My pimpin psychological, management is methodical.
Come see what I can do, I tear ya team apart man,
Ya girl stuck like too many kicks in the apartment.
Y'all never reach da heights I get when I take flight,
Sorry chap, log off, fap, then call it a night.
 
I go in Raw like Eddie Murphy
Your wifey loves to slurp me
The pipe makes her start running like Jackie Joyner Kersee.
She swallows like Kirby
Eyes roll like a Furby
I stay lending out my ****, it's time to reimburse me.


Turn uhhhh
 
They Call me young Tebow/
You cats are trash like Shaq shooting a free throw/
Dudes soft mad Emo//
I stay runnning in the wet like a Sea Doo//
It's mad easy believe me//
You dudes fake banging like Chris Breezy//
I stopped drinking im sober//
Call me the Answer Allen Iverson because my music Cross Over//
Mad fly when I drive by//
Women say Hi and lose their breath when I reply//
Because they know I'm one hell of a guy//

GAngsta Tebow verse two

I'm a shooter leaving dudes leaking from their cootter//
Dudes think I'm from the army because I'm a recruiter// of street dudes real goons/// type of cats to shoot up the room// dudes get swept up with shells call me the broom// dooms day crime pays on any given Sunday/// I ain't like these lames who be posing with their guns aimed side ways/// I'm dropping bodies like I'm from isis// it's a crisis because I'm the nicest// when your girl sees me the first thing she says is daddy pipe this// I'm
Spraying, slaying, ain't playing Lil John O K K K ing/ no delaying you get murked if you late on my payment// if you talk ish I'll live you laying on the pavement// we popping in the streets like hot bacon// in the rap game In similar to Jason/ from the Lox got heart like I'm from D block// the gun cocked for these street sharks// who be trying to swim away because they ain't got no heart// My 16s are mini movies real life ish not dreams// I can even write a club banger to make ya girl cream// know what I mean ? Chasing that Green like a Packer/ yo cats are slackers/ it's like yo lames trying to catch up to Mike Vick with the speed of a linebacker/ you dudes don't exist nonfactors/ I got skills to pay the bills that's why I'm better than all these other rappers/
 
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This thread reminds me of some **** my boy tried. He's trying to be a rapper and write some rhymes and the other day his girl is at the crib while he's at work, she's talking on the phone and he's on speaker. The first thing I hear after he says he's gonna spit a verse is "PERCOCET, MOLLY" I legit couldn't help from busting out in laughter :lol: :rofl: That's my ***** but it was too difficult not to laugh :smh: :lol:
 
I got dat long pipe,
Have ya hooked like Poo-kie,
Squat on my face let me eat da boo-ty,
Leave my face looking like a cho-chip coo-kie,
Have you holla holla like Ja Rule,
I cop tools, to pop fools, let that Glock rock and shot smooth
Heckler and Koch? Na B, heckle for cock,
Have you heckling heckling, grabbing my crotch
Long pipe, da pipe ripe and da pipe right
Get piped right to Mobb's-Trife Life and go night night
Dat baby batter, and a hot face for a hot plate make hot cakes
No Aunt Jemima, Just straight hen, I'm ya uncle Ben, Call me ya friend, just for the efits-ben
Yea that's that pig Latin,
No I ain't Bin Ladin, but been in Latins, been in Ricans, been in Haitains
Constant vacations, sexual re-lations, tax evasions.
No IRS, no W2s, money off the books that's just the way I do I do.
Pay straight cash, get ya face slashed, buck fifty, both sides, 3 singles, yellow Kraft
That's that grilled cheese, breakfast club, like Angie Yee.
I stay out the camera, yall ain't bout to indict me
No dirt though, just fur coats, minks, fox, chinchillas,
Animals get hurt for dough
Back to my nasty ****, I got me a nasty chick,
I don't need the classy, I got ADD
I skip class, I miss math, but I still count the work, and I cross the cash
I'm just a jiggy cat, shorty face down, throw it back
Make it clap, fart in my face, yea I'll pay for that
Shorty fatty bangin, the long pipe slangin
Big ****, big whips, slim chicks and steamed shrimps
I eat the seafood, open legs? I see food
I ain't eat all day, I don't mean to be rude
I'm a nice guy, need I say more?
I put pillows on the floor so ya knees don't get sore, word up word up, 2015 **** ,what what. NY ****
Damn my dude really has BARS!
 
**** wack tho
My gat blow
You out the world
Like Astro -
Nomical
My rap flow
Is diabolical
Hit you with the duece deuce
Now you in the Queens Chronical
Obituary section
Big chains, they say I'm super flexxing
Tri State connection
Interstate
My crew, we be moving weight
In the gym
Bench 6 plates
Digging in the crates
Eat ya food
Yea I'm rude
If I was a girl
I would take ya dude
Berate ya dude
Break ya dude
Make him pump the brakes
While i press on the gas
 
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You trash and thats a compliment,
to get any form of acknowledgement is astonishing.
No wordplay or creativity is where the problem is.
Actually, ya whole persona simply wreaks of fraudulence.
You don't deserve an audience.
Don't even try to respond to this,
We already know you too broke to pay the consequence.
Dying for attention, you looking desperate and it obvious,
When you open ya mouth, you show us all what a novice is.
I'm bout to close ya garbage lid...
Too many bars for you to handle,
don't like it then change the channel,
I'd say be humble, sit down, but we know ya life at a standstill.
You was over before you started, so why even try?,
I been a beast in the east, and you just a fly in NY.

Lite wrk...
 
Steady speakin in flawless

Im ridin my team the rawest

Alive and well im the farthest

Hell no im not an artist

Have no idea what they call this

They think they hotter than us

N.O Ninja just like new orleans

Take these bars and dispose em

Either way away i throw em no games

texas i hold em

flow reigns over your order

Flow tsunamis when with johnny

Get higher than mary's mommy

Just gimme a beat to body

I'll show you whats rigamortis

Wordplay for days im the coldest

From coast to coast and you know this

Im just sending my condolence

To all the sheep and the rodents

And all the reefer thats potent

And all the grief in the moments

Of disbelief in the focus

So when they sleep its atrocious

The flow for me is an ocean

Chose logic over emotion

Cause emotion cloud reason


Blowin clouds throughout the season

Pluckin ashes on the heathins

Just gimme the world and my word is

We'll call it even
 
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Steady speakin in flawless

Im ridin my team the rawest

Alive and well im the farthest

Hell no im not an artist

Have no idea what they call this

They think they hotter than us

N.O Ninja just like new orleans

Take these bars and dispose em

Either way away i throw em no games

texas i hold em

flow reigns over your order

Flow tsunamis when with johnny

Get higher than mary's mommy

Just gimme a beat to body

I'll show you whats rigamortis

Wordplay for days im the coldest

From coast to coast and you know this

Im just sending my condolence

To all the sheep and the rodents

And all the reefer thats potent

And all the grief in the moments

Of disbelief in the focus

So when they sleep its atrocious

The flow for me is an ocean

Chose logic over emotion

Cause emotion cloud reason


Blowin clouds throughout the season

Pluckin ashes on the heathins

Just gimme the world and my word is

We'll call it even
 
Hit up NT to procrastinate

The speech I gotta write but my *** too late

this **** due tomorrow so i'm past da date

coulda did da **** earlier; chose to masturbate

to da memory of this thick white Moroccan broad

Whose back I blew out like a thunder gawd

boy, she was thicker than that **** you drop

after da Nachos Bell Grande at da taco spot

With a crunchwrap supreme and dem doritos joints

Wit da extra sour cream and da beans on point
 
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Clear ya cache bud

Ya search history: bowl studs

Frontin like you sold drugs

Ya girl offered the bunz but I decided to fap

Decided to take a nap

Woke up with cradle cap

Barber pushed my line back I clapped his shoulders

Told him **** was real before I let off 2 boulders

hopped in the rover with wifi connection

Parked at Applebee's and fapped broad daylight with no discretion

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