Ben Stiller Appreciation Post Vol. No one makes me bleed my own blood.

[Mister Meaner]

Originally Posted by nyzMaGiciAn

Meet the Parents

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.

Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

, I was gonna put this quote in my first post.

Also dude's prayer "day by day.........to follow thee more nearly, day by day.....by day, amen."

the whole hair fairy, shower fairy, urinal fairy business; "how's your portfolio?"......."I'd say strong.......to quite strong."

 

[aschwartz44]

^

Only other Meet the Parents videos on youtube. Definetly one of my favorite movies

 

[ao17]

Originally Posted by HOLLAKID619

Ben Stiller>Paul Rudd>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seth Rogen

fixed

 

[bud dink]

about 20 seconds in

 

[kidufc]

ive met dude at my high school.

i got into a fight during lunch hours and for my punishment i had to scrape up gum or be expelled. i chose to scrape gum. as i was scraping, i see kids runningin front of our gate entrance and asking for someone's autograph..

when i saw the guy, im like who the !!$% is that? the director? " nah man thats ben stiller " dude lookin like an old man, about 5'5 with grayhair.. im like %%+! thats him? no way..

he comes up to me

me- whats going on man
ben- nothin bro, just about to do this shoot in your gym
me- o word? what movie is this?
ben- dodgeball, we turned your gym into an arena, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?
me- i got into a fight during lunch
ben- so that was you that was fighting? lol
me- yeah, lol
ben- we actually got parts of it on film, you want an autograph, picture or something?
me- yeah but i dont have my phone(camera) or a pen and paper
ben- i have pen
me- %+##, just sign in on my dollar
ben- have a good one
me- good luck with the movie.


he was a cool dude

 

[proshares]

Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a badeugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know whata eugoogooly was?

Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

Def appreciated.

 

[georgehimself]

A CENTER FOR ANTS?!?!??!