Bruh, serious question...is Deez Nuts the goat joke, one-liner response??? Vol. Got emmmm
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Nah son your girl came around asking for " Mike LaTorres".
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Hey man, I know the internet/twitter/facebook plays stuff out really fast. But the original Welvin "deez nuts/got 'eem" video was flat out COMEDY when it first dropped
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OG Welvin vid had me crine because a guy of his mental state understood the comedic value of a well placed Deez Nutz joke. When done correctly the receiver of the joke is always left w/ the *** face....Welvin cracking up about it just made it that much funnier.
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tho yo mama is funny, it can get you washed if used incorrectly. you can really only use yo mama around cats you know. Deez nuts can take two enemies and give them something common to laugh at. end up being besties. lol.
a funny tidbit about Freeze. Back in hs 'yo mama' was my go to. that and 'stale'. like legit reflexes when ****** popped off with random jokes. **** was just that quick counterpunch. bruh..it was such a habit...one time my mom said something to me i wasnt feeling...dont you know i blurted out 'yo mama'....:x. on everything i love i felt like a ******, as i barracaded my bedroom door as she tried to claw her way in from the other side. i was rolling on the inside though. still kinda cracks me up to til this day like bruh i was a goof lol.
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Nah, yo mama is goat
Yo mama = Jordan
Deez = Kobe
Yo mama = Jordan
Deez = Kobe
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nahh
deez nuts = ali. all finesse n style points.
yo mama = tyson. raw power gut punch.
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Yo momma = jay z...its still relevant
Deez nutz = nas.....kids today don't eem know wat it is
Deez nutz = nas.....kids today don't eem know wat it is
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well put.
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Yeah deez nutz is goat
Back in the day we'd get randoms like "aye Phillip said hi" they'd be like Phillip who?
"Phillip on deeezzzz nuuuuutz"
Back in the day we'd get randoms like "aye Phillip said hi" they'd be like Phillip who?
"Phillip on deeezzzz nuuuuutz"
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Yo mama = goku
Deez = vagetta
Yo mama so _______ roasts defined a generation
Deez = vagetta
Yo mama so _______ roasts defined a generation
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Yeah it is, OP.
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Enema huh?
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A deez nuts joke at the wrong time is sooooooooo infuriating doe.
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Yesterday I saw a comment on the deez nuts vid, it said when dude sneezes he bites his chest
I howled.
I howled.
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told ya boys.
Deez nuts went from residential to presidential.
Deez nuts went from residential to presidential.
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So wait...Dare I say....Nas is winning?
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race is over bro. Nas won.
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This thread is about 20 something years late.
Not eem thread worthy too.
The big homie Chatta deserves his own thread....
Not eem thread worthy too.
The big homie Chatta deserves his own thread....
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Did I just hear a Damb CBS anchor say "Presidential candidate Deez Nutz....."
What is life?
What is life?
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Did I just hear a Damb CBS anchor say "Presidential candidate Deez Nutz....."
What is life?
That's the apex of deez nuts jokes. Son wins....unless someone trolls the POTUS, there is no topping that.
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Never gets old