Do you believe your dead loved ones can see you from heaven? If so, why do you fap?

[jimmybeanz]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Who said masturbating is a sin? And besides, i'm sure my family would have enough courtesy to not watch me on my time alone.

serious? go ask any of your living relatives over the age of 50 how they feel about you fapping.  

I sure will... and guess what? each and everyone of them will be lying! It's human nature, so don't *******t a *******tter!

i knew you were full of it! 

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz


Somebody's granny is in heaven, going "There he goes again. Jerking off my grandkids. And that one would have been a doctor!!"

lmfao 

Doctors can't fap?

 

[night marcher01]

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

serious? go ask any of your living relatives over the age of 50 how they feel about you fapping.  

I sure will... and guess what? each and everyone of them will be lying! It's human nature, so don't *******t a *******tter!

i knew you were full of it! 

Kid, are you upset?

 

[winged wheel]

I don't believe in heaven or an afterlife so I am in the clear.

 

[gambit215]

Life is for the living. Your soul goes to Heaven, not your brain..........


Stop thinking Heaven is a place with Angels, Halos and Harps, and Unicorns crapping out Hamburgers........its deeper than that....

 

[whyhellothere]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz


Somebody's granny is in heaven, going "There he goes again. Jerking off my grandkids. And that one would have been a doctor!!"

lmfao 

Doctors can't fap?

I thought he meant the wasted kid would have grown up to become a doctor

Originally Posted by KickHead23

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

making granny proud about how stretched out my wang is 

problem lil fella?

 

[jimmybeanz]

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz


Somebody's granny is in heaven, going "There he goes again. Jerking off my grandkids. And that one would have been a doctor!!"

lmfao 

Doctors can't fap?

I thought he meant the wasted kid would have grown up to become a doctor

that's exactly what i meant

 

[AZwildcats]

I sure hope not

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

my bad 

 

[the natural mystic]

Wow what a thread title, but not a damn is given by me.

 

[jimmybeanz]

Originally Posted by moundraised23

 at the title alone....u cant be sober, i refuse to be believe it

my dude, i am totally sober...you obviously didn't catch my bisexual criminal thread.

 

[upptempo8387]

When was it proclaimed that people in heaven can see people on earth? That is nowhere in the Bible or any other religious book so they're too busy enjoying themselves in heaven to even worry about what you're doing. Fap away

 

[scshift]

Those who care can mind there own business. What I do is not for them to say. It's not even unnatural. I'm sure I could shake my head at things they did when they were living.

 

[veryanalytical85]

This thread title 

.

 

[retrosniipes]

great....now i'll be feeling guilty with all this goo on my belly...thanks op

 

[beh235]

I too have thought about this. It hasn't stopped me. I just tell myself that they chose to look away until I'm done

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

you're in my memory always, grandma

Dude. Who is that in your avy? She's gorgeous. 

 

[T0INE]

Somebody's granny is in heaven, going "There he goes again. Jerking off my grandkids. And that one would have been a doctor!!"
 

I sure hope not
This.

My maternal grandmother passed about two months ago (R.I.P.

) and this thought has crossed my mind recently.

 

[heavily weighted]

I don't think they see us.

It's our arrogance that makes us think that.

 

[ayodun]

Nope I don't believe in life after death, so I fap with no regrets

 

[Peep Game]

I thought this was a serious question until I read "why do you fap?"

Oh well, *seeks out Roxy Reynolds & Gianna Michaels from my favorites*

 

[blackmagnus514]

lol

 

[504 d1 prospect]

Can't remember verbatim, but I thought the bible said something after death, one will be free from the ills of the world. So basically they have no clue wats going on, in planet earth

 

[witnesskb24]

This is a horrible thread to read while I have incognito windows full of pron as I'm about to fap

 

[fog]

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

Somebody's granny is in heaven, going "There he goes again. Jerking off my grandkids. And that one would have been a doctor!!"

Okay, but wait...

This is not a chicken;

This is not a tree;

This is not a dress;

And this is NOT a human...