Drug test help!

[smokee robinson]

Alright so I am going to be starting an important job within the next 2 months and my uncle just happens to be one of the higher ups

The only problem is one of those straight edge type of dudes. He told me the drug test can go back 3-5 months but I have no clue what type of drug test it is. I smoked yesterday 

and have about a month to prepare. What should I be doing to pass the drug test? Marijuana is the drug in case I didn't make it clear.

 

[smokee robinson]

Alright so I am going to be starting an important job within the next 2 months and my uncle just happens to be one of the higher ups

The only problem is one of those straight edge type of dudes. He told me the drug test can go back 3-5 months but I have no clue what type of drug test it is. I smoked yesterday 

and have about a month to prepare. What should I be doing to pass the drug test? Marijuana is the drug in case I didn't make it clear.

 

[daytona 5000]

Stop smoking.

 

[daytona 5000]

Stop smoking.

 

[prymone]

i say keep smokin worry bout it the day before

 

[erickm713]

Stop smoking.
It should be out your system in a month.

It only stays in your saliva for 5-24 hours minimum to 5 days max.

Stays in your piss for 14 days.

 

[erickm713]

Stop smoking.
It should be out your system in a month.

It only stays in your saliva for 5-24 hours minimum to 5 days max.

Stays in your piss for 14 days.

 

[prymone]

i say keep smokin worry bout it the day before

 

[devildog1776]

1ST HOW LONG IS YOUR HAIR?

2ND MOST LIKELY ITS A HAIR SAMPLE

3RD I CAN GET YOU CLEAN IN A COUPLE DAYS PRIOR IF ITS A PISS TEST

4TH OR YOU CAN GO THE EXPENSIVE SHAMPOO ROUTE. ALL PROVEN TO WORK

 

[devildog1776]

1ST HOW LONG IS YOUR HAIR?

2ND MOST LIKELY ITS A HAIR SAMPLE

3RD I CAN GET YOU CLEAN IN A COUPLE DAYS PRIOR IF ITS A PISS TEST

4TH OR YOU CAN GO THE EXPENSIVE SHAMPOO ROUTE. ALL PROVEN TO WORK

 

[2lipslegit]

If it goes that far back its a hair test (highly unlikely), just keep your hair short, including your pits and sack or youre done.

Most likely its a piss test, which might be up to like a month if youre really about that smokin life, or a mouth swab which only goes back like two days. If youve got two months theres no need to worry. And dont believe the cats that tell you to drink a lot of water to flush it out of your system, thats not how it works. If necessary, Ill be back with the science to reason that one out.

 

[2lipslegit]

If it goes that far back its a hair test (highly unlikely), just keep your hair short, including your pits and sack or youre done.

Most likely its a piss test, which might be up to like a month if youre really about that smokin life, or a mouth swab which only goes back like two days. If youve got two months theres no need to worry. And dont believe the cats that tell you to drink a lot of water to flush it out of your system, thats not how it works. If necessary, Ill be back with the science to reason that one out.

 

[zapatohead408]

I'll sell you my piss for 5 dollars shipped O.P

 

[zapatohead408]

I'll sell you my piss for 5 dollars shipped O.P

 

[rawex5]

You'll probably end up failing a random drug test later down the road. Don't want to get your uncle in trouble, Smokee.

 

[rawex5]

You'll probably end up failing a random drug test later down the road. Don't want to get your uncle in trouble, Smokee.

 

[smokee robinson]

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

 

[smokee robinson]

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

 

[erickm713]

Originally Posted by Smokee Robinson

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

Hair
Pee

Blood

Saliva

Most business use Pee and Saliva, Hair or Blood test aren't enforced by most if not all companies.

 

[erickm713]

Originally Posted by Smokee Robinson

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

Hair
Pee

Blood

Saliva

Most business use Pee and Saliva, Hair or Blood test aren't enforced by most if not all companies.

 

[versache530]

Originally Posted by Smokee Robinson

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

take some Certo. you can get it at any grocery store. it think it's like $4. mix it with some drink that has flavor, cuz it's nasty with water. it's thick. then drink water, water, water. not all at once and overload yourself, but keep a steady flow for about 24-48 hours. maybe a glass every couple of hours or so. will clean your piss right out. it's worked for me many times. but that was the old me. back in my younger days.
  

 

[versache530]

Originally Posted by Smokee Robinson

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

take some Certo. you can get it at any grocery store. it think it's like $4. mix it with some drink that has flavor, cuz it's nasty with water. it's thick. then drink water, water, water. not all at once and overload yourself, but keep a steady flow for about 24-48 hours. maybe a glass every couple of hours or so. will clean your piss right out. it's worked for me many times. but that was the old me. back in my younger days.
  

 

[smokee robinson]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

You'll probably end up failing a random drug test later down the road. Don't want to get your uncle in trouble, Smokee.

Hopefully I can find a way to get a heads up if the do have random drug tests as I definitely will be going back to smoking. It's only been a day and I already feel like lighting up 

Thanks everyone I feel much better now. I'm going to go back to shaving my head and make sure everything is trim, I should be good then

Originally Posted by versache530

Originally Posted by Smokee Robinson

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

take some Certo. you can get it at any grocery store. it think it's like $4. mix it with some drink that has flavor, cuz it's nasty with water. it's thick. then drink water, water, water. not all at once and overload yourself, but keep a steady flow for about 24-48 hours. maybe a glass every couple of hours or so. will clean your piss right out. it's worked for me many times. but that was the old me. back in my younger days.
 

definitely going to look into that, thanks

 

[smokee robinson]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

You'll probably end up failing a random drug test later down the road. Don't want to get your uncle in trouble, Smokee.

Hopefully I can find a way to get a heads up if the do have random drug tests as I definitely will be going back to smoking. It's only been a day and I already feel like lighting up 

Thanks everyone I feel much better now. I'm going to go back to shaving my head and make sure everything is trim, I should be good then

Originally Posted by versache530

Originally Posted by Smokee Robinson

I already know to stop smoking I was just wondering if there was any sort of method they use other then piss. I never knew drug tests can go back 3-5 months. I just started growing my hair out

take some Certo. you can get it at any grocery store. it think it's like $4. mix it with some drink that has flavor, cuz it's nasty with water. it's thick. then drink water, water, water. not all at once and overload yourself, but keep a steady flow for about 24-48 hours. maybe a glass every couple of hours or so. will clean your piss right out. it's worked for me many times. but that was the old me. back in my younger days.
 

definitely going to look into that, thanks

 

[devildog1776]

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