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Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the crap out of you.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: "I'll see you next month."
Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
A: You can drop them off anywhere.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: In a catalog.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
Q: What's a similarity between women and rocks?
A: You skip the flat ones.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
A: Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.
Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"
A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the crap out of you.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: "I'll see you next month."
Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
A: You can drop them off anywhere.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: In a catalog.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
Q: What's a similarity between women and rocks?
A: You skip the flat ones.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
A: Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.
Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A: "Is it in?"
