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I'd be trying to clap someone's shoulders if that happened.
Eating Peoples Food At Work
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I'd be trying to clap someone's shoulders if that happened.
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bandit hasn't been back but someone took down my signjape You been quiet. This means either you got the Break Room Bandit or you're in jail for clapping his shoulders. If it's the latter and you need bail, let us know form the penitentiary library computer and we'll start a GoFundMe for your bail.
my coworker even left some food out for the thief to take cause no one wanted it and it was untouched. maybe they caught the perpetrator.
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Nah pleighboi waiting on you to put your leftovers from the night before in there so he can snatch it like a thief in the night word to Young Thug.bandit hasn't been back but someone took down my sign
my coworker even left some food out for the thief to take cause no one wanted it and it was untouched. maybe they caught the perpetrator.
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Got a choosy food thief. Leave some scrumptious barbeque sammy in there with the lax bbq sauce special
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Trying to predict their behavior is funny and the fact that they aren't giving in makes it funnIER
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I think the actual kicker might be that the bandit is an NTer and faithfully checks this thread
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Saw this on fb and made me think of y’all that need help getting your lunches not stolen
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Live shot of Jape enjoying someone's lunch after playing along this whole time.
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Wait the sandwich still green though?
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nah. case has gone cold but it's nurse's week and there's been free food everywhere.
thief probably full af right now
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They won, they dont even have to ply their trade this week
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Devil dog w toothpaste filling
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This seems like it could be a TV show. Planting prank food to catch the thief. Similar to the glitter bomb porch pirate thing.
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We didn’t get any closure but everyone’s lunches stop getting stolen. We lost 2 employees in that time span. One was an older nurse who could’ve been the culprit cause she ended up being a scumbag who got fired for stealing hours. I still don’t think it was her though. I think it was a travel nurse from all the different people coming in to help with covid. They have notoriously bad reps for not giving a ****.
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This is impressive
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There have been three recent occurrences of people having their lunch stolen at my work. To stop this, they put snack and fruit baskets in each of the break rooms.
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The only way to stop it is to set up bait lunches . Sprinkle some ghost in it too. Lets see if them savages ever take someone's lunch again. 
. Sprinkle some ghost in it too. Lets see if them savages ever take someone's lunch again. 
