From Deep Within The Friendzone

[acemaster193]

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What show is that last gif from? I forgot the name of it.

 

[allreds]

^My brother and me.

 

[93tilinfinity]

 literally scrolling through this thread making faces like this...

 

[skip2mylou23]

View media item 364708That *** though and smh

Just playing devil's advocate, but what if homie hit and he just didn't want to cuddle after? Ya'll don't know what happened before.

 

[geministar]

Just playing devil's advocate, but what if homie hit and he just didn't want to cuddle after? Ya'll don't know what happened before.

What if it's his sister? 

Spoiler: Warning%3A%20Spoiler!

NT still gonna say he should get his Cercei and Jamie Lanister on

 

[finnns2003]

I'm still reading that misc thread, my goodness epic

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[childishlatino]

That mass on that chick in purple shorts though

No way I would let that escape if I got to bed with her. (no rapist)

she aint eemm know it

 

[Mark Antony]

I'm still reading that misc thread, my goodness epic

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lmao. She don't even look right in the face.

 

[sooperhooper]

Shorty who's mass yall beasting over looks like she's no older than 16. It must've been a sleepover b/c someone had to take the pic.

 

[tr1ll]

That mass on that chick in purple shorts though


No way I would let that escape if I got to bed with her. (no rapist)

she aint eemm know it

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

#norapist, but this right here has fixed every single friendzone situation that i've ever been in..

 

[L7oser]

Of course most of these pics are stage for the laughs, but i'm sure a lot of these happen all the time.

 

[naija nitemare]

I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway @ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

:x @ "standards"

 

[stillin729]

#norapist, but this right here has fixed every single friendzone situation that i've ever been in..

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Friend zone to end zone

 

[chip douglas]

#norapist, but this right here has fixed every single friendzone situation that i've ever been in..

you can #norapist? How..how..how many friendzones have you been in?

 

[frankmatthews]

I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway @ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

:x @ "standards"

yikes

 

[bravo]

What show is that last gif from? I forgot the name of it.

my brother & me

 

[naija nitemare]

I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway @ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

:x @ "standards"

yikes

I don't think we were 21 at the time, so I think it was MILDLY ok. Lord knows, though. Lord knows.

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway

@ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

@ "standards"

You deserve to be in the friendzone and have a picture taken in the same position as Lance Bass little brothers on the first page.. What i never understood is why are dudes willing to tongue down a chick that they KNOW has slurped every cat from Detroit to Timbuktu, but they won't throw on a Jimmy and smash.. 

At the end of the day you still caught the mouth measles and remain in the friendzone.

 

[putting in work]

I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway @ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

:x @ "standards"

yikes

I don't think we were 21 at the time, so I think it was MILDLY ok. Lord knows, though. Lord knows.

You live and you learn bro... chalk it up as experience for you resume.

 

[the natural mystic]

This thread is disgusting! :x

I remember when I was in college we had a whole bunch of girls mixed in our crew. On spring break during our senior year, one of the girls makes a toast and talks about how we are great friends and brothers....blah blah. I drunkenly interrupt her and proceed to tell every girl there that not to consider me their brother because I will smash every one of them and siblings don't do that. I wasn't even interested in smashing any of them until she said all that garbage. I ended up smashing 2 of them the next weekend.

 

[naija nitemare]

I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn


but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.


Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway @ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

:x @ "standards"

You deserve to be in the friendzone and have a picture taken in the same position as Lance Bass little brothers on the first page.. What i never understood is why are dudes willing to tongue down a chick that they KNOW has slurped every cat from Detroit to Timbuktu, but they won't throw on a Jimmy and smash.. 

At the end of the day you still caught the mouth measles and remain in the friendzone.

Lmao son, I shoulda disclaimered and said "not really a friendzone story". Chill.

But yeah, she is probably one of the biggest ****** I know, real cool chick though.

one of the funniest things is she would come around the crib bragging about hooking up with dudes from the Cataracts and some minor leaguers who play for the Tampa Yankees. It's like yo, none of us care about ANY of these dudes, nor do we even know who the Cataracts are. Girls with daddy issues, man. Always wildin.

 

[216301baller]

damn she didnt care at all told dude stop commenting thats harsh lol

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

#norapist, but this right here has fixed every single friendzone situation that i've ever been in..

you can #norapist? How..how..how many friendzones have you been in?

2 in adulthood.. one ended up to be a 2 year relationship the other 3 months. 

Thing is, the second you realize she not "feelin'" you like you feeling here, you have 2 options; cut her off, or completely switch up the way you come at her.. Plant seeds early and often that you like her more than just friends.. No cornball, simp-shh; i.e. shoulder to cry on, movie/coffee dates, etc.. STOP making your self available for anything other than close-encounter drinking where you can be flirtatious as all get out. Once the time is right, I've never seen a chick lose themselves IN A GOOD WAY more with any other liquor than Tequila. add red-wine, also.

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

This thread is disgusting!

I remember when I was in college we had a whole bunch of girls mixed in our crew. On spring break during our senior year, one of the girls makes a toast and talks about how we are great friends and brothers....blah blah. I drunkenly interrupt her and proceed to tell every girl there that not to consider me their brother because I will smash every one of them and siblings don't do that.

I wasn't even interested in smashing any of them until she said all that garbage. I ended up smashing 2 of them the next weekend.

Played incredibly well, good sir. Repped.