Ghetto stories/habbits

dine and dashes
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getting a payment arrangement on a bill pushing it to the latest day possible and know damb well you're still not going to have the funds to pay it.
 
Bruh....you can use the edit button. :lol:

Hotdogs with regular bread.
Want a sandwich? Got one piece of bread? Better fold it in half or eat it "open faced".
Playing catch by throwing the football over the house.
Trying to hit the stop sign.
Playing football in the street. "The blue car touchdown"
Beating on the table, wall, or any solid surface.
 
Bruh....you can use the edit button.
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Hotdogs with regular bread.
Want a sandwich? Got one piece of bread? Better fold it in half or eat it "open faced".
Playing catch by throwing the football over the house.
Trying to hit the stop sign.
Playing football in the street. "The blue car touchdown"
Beating on the table, wall, or any solid surface.
Lol my bad man...ideas started coming once I posted that one.....

Leaving the windows cracked on your car in the summer cause the car ac don't work
 
Iron clothes on Kitchen table cuz i'm to cheap to buy a iron board

cleaning J's with a toothbrush and Dawn

Car parked in front lawn

Stay with a bottle of Red Devil

still buy food stamps from the Thot around the corner for .50 on the dollar 

Plastic on the family room sofa
 
 
got 22's on every car you own, park cars in front yard after you wash it, plastic on leather sofa, steal wi fi from neighbor, use scotch tape for a lint roller, iron clothes on kitchen table cuz im to cheap to buy a iron board, i haven't plated my car in 3 years cuz i work at a dealer and just get a new intransit, run out of deodorant just use wifey's (she hates that!!! lol) own 2 pit bulls (not ghetto to me, but i always get the look from the neighbors) go to the corner store and get gas a bag of killer a fresh cut a white tee get them white walls cleaned up pay phone bill.... gotta love those hood shops!! one stop shop lol!
Ha, forgot i already contributed. thought it was a new thread 
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I hate blowing my nose so when it's running I just wipe it instead of blowing it. Don't know if it's ghetto but, because of this I have the sniffles like crazy.
 
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I hate blowing my nose so when it's running I just while it instead of blowing it. Don't know if it's ghetto but, because of this I have the sniffles like crazy.
You just what?

My contribution:
Low on soap? Use shampoo and vice versa.
 
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plastic bags from stores=trash bags at home
when a shampoo/body wash is gone, i fill it up with water and continue to use it
pinching the **** out of the toothpaste tube
walmart
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These things aren't ghetto man. It's not wasting stuff you paid for lol. I think so at least.
There are some good finds at Walmart for everyday stuff sometimes

qft. I still do these things to conserve natural resources lol
 
Having bills in your name before you know what a bill is

Buying scullys at the gas station with your city or hood's name

Handing the cashier a 5, lemme get a backwood and the rest on pump 3

Going to the store to play ppl lottery numbers

Hitting the ground in the when dudes letting shots off

Driving everywhere with a suspended license

Two students allowed in store/gas station at a time after school
 
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When I withdraw cash from an ATM I withdraw everything in the smallest bills possible (€5 bills), even if it's like €300 so it feels like more than it actually is.
 
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