So, me and my wife are having a debate in the laundromat, she's "feeling the Bern".
I explained to her my stance on Donald Trump, ending my stance with "...I'll wear a 'Make America Great Again' hat, in a place full of Latinos and Asians.
Dude walks in with his blonde hair blue eyed girlfriend, and sucks his teeth as he throws his clothes in the dryer.
He looks like Taylor Lautner with a five o'clock shadow. His girl looks like Odeya Rush with blonde hair and blue eyes.
I was like "oh, let me guess. you're feeling the Bern". He avoids the question and responds "...well I'm Mexican, and Trump doesn't want me here".
My wife chimes in (also blonde hair blue eyes), "well I don't agree with Trump. I'm first generation Iraqi".
I'm like, "Trump doesn't want illegals here, Mexican or otherwise. I don't either."
He's like, "Well there's a coalition of Latino voters being approved to vote, just to make sure he doesn't become president".
I'm like, "Well, the terrorists he wants to screen aren't Mexican. They're chopping off Americans' heads, black, white etc"
"They're terrorizing their own people and minting their own gold at this point", I said.
"Terrorism has nothing to do with extremism, and I'm not having an argument about politics in a laundromat bro", he says.
His girl (white) looks at me up and down with a look like , "dude, you're a Negro and yes I'm judging you because you're being 'uppity'".
I'm like "so you're more offended by his stance on Latinos, or immigrants in general? Because there's places more worse off than Mexico.
My wife just told you she's first generation Iraqi".
...dude was your typical Latino hipster poser, with a white girl on his arm.
I don't care who date who, but I can tell when someone is dating for prestige and "playing the the part".
They were those types like "we're white and live in our own white world. Our politeness is a privilege, so be thankful".
My wife was like "wow, so as long as Latinos are vindicated, America's problems are solved".
I'm like, "yeah, those your pseudo-liberal friends"...
I explained to her my stance on Donald Trump, ending my stance with "...I'll wear a 'Make America Great Again' hat, in a place full of Latinos and Asians.
Dude walks in with his blonde hair blue eyed girlfriend, and sucks his teeth as he throws his clothes in the dryer.
He looks like Taylor Lautner with a five o'clock shadow. His girl looks like Odeya Rush with blonde hair and blue eyes.
I was like "oh, let me guess. you're feeling the Bern". He avoids the question and responds "...well I'm Mexican, and Trump doesn't want me here".
My wife chimes in (also blonde hair blue eyes), "well I don't agree with Trump. I'm first generation Iraqi".
I'm like, "Trump doesn't want illegals here, Mexican or otherwise. I don't either."
He's like, "Well there's a coalition of Latino voters being approved to vote, just to make sure he doesn't become president".
I'm like, "Well, the terrorists he wants to screen aren't Mexican. They're chopping off Americans' heads, black, white etc"
"They're terrorizing their own people and minting their own gold at this point", I said.
"Terrorism has nothing to do with extremism, and I'm not having an argument about politics in a laundromat bro", he says.
His girl (white) looks at me up and down with a look like , "dude, you're a Negro and yes I'm judging you because you're being 'uppity'".
I'm like "so you're more offended by his stance on Latinos, or immigrants in general? Because there's places more worse off than Mexico.
My wife just told you she's first generation Iraqi".
...dude was your typical Latino hipster poser, with a white girl on his arm.
I don't care who date who, but I can tell when someone is dating for prestige and "playing the the part".
They were those types like "we're white and live in our own white world. Our politeness is a privilege, so be thankful".
My wife was like "wow, so as long as Latinos are vindicated, America's problems are solved".
I'm like, "yeah, those your pseudo-liberal friends"...
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