Jessica Biel ------ kate upton - u jelly?

lets keep this thread on track and not some baddest white girl thread knockoff...



biel > upton. period. upton is LITERALLY all chest, thats why they only take pics from the front. not a very versatile woman if you ask me. no mass and about a 1:1 waist to hip ratio makes for a very lousy shape. think about it..

when you have upton bent over backwards, you can't hold on to +!!!. the narrow waist makes for excellent grip as you proceed to body, but with no waist you can't get da handle on things. also with no mas, you get no cushion...so there really isn't any back to blow out. not attractive at all, you might as well take a picture of upton's front and tape that +!!! to her back, to keep things interesting
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now with biel, yall saw that gif i posted...that jiggle. that joint right there is gonna feel
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when you smash. and she ain't goin nowhere with that narrow waist until said destruction is complete.
 
Originally Posted by sreggie101

lets keep this thread on track and not some baddest white girl thread knockoff...



biel > upton. period. upton is LITERALLY all chest, thats why they only take pics from the front. not a very versatile woman if you ask me. no mass and about a 1:1 waist to hip ratio makes for a very lousy shape. think about it..

when you have upton bent over backwards, you can't hold on to +!!!. the narrow waist makes for excellent grip as you proceed to body, but with no waist you can't get da handle on things. also with no mas, you get no cushion...so there really isn't any back to blow out. not attractive at all, you might as well take a picture of upton's front and tape that +!!! to her back, to keep things interesting
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now with biel, yall saw that gif i posted...that jiggle. that joint right there is gonna feel
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when you smash. and she ain't goin nowhere with that narrow waist until said destruction is complete.
damn my n_ broke it down for y'all
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I am sure everyone has seen this video and I know it further proves she has no mass but I still think she is hot.

 
Originally Posted by icqboy51

Originally Posted by Quincy Powell

Kate Upton Great in STILL PICTURES


Kate Upton Horrible in any type of movement.
^ word right there. she looks like a spider learning to walk. she look so dumb as if she is actually ******ed. well she does it for "blonds are dumb"
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Yea she looks super hideous while shes moving right here^^^ . . .
 
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Originally Posted by LUKEwarm Skywalker


I've gotten heat for proclaiming me love for Maggie G on here before, but I really do find her attractive. She has a very demure look, plus those eyes. She a FPOWA imo, sue...
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I laugh everytime I see this chick. She was so sure Batman was going to save her.
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Put Scarlett (or most attractive women with large breasts) in a white t-shirt then get it wet and I'm guessing she'll look good.
 
Originally Posted by sreggie101

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Kate just won with that gif


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Obviously people have  not seen Jessica Biel's stripper scene from the movie Powder Blue. If they have they would say otherwise.
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Originally Posted by 2sappy

Originally Posted by sreggie101

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Kate just won with that gif


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Obviously people have  not seen Jessica Biel's stripper scene from the movie Powder Blue. If they have they would say otherwise.
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I did, I'm not saying I wouldn't smash or she's not hot but I'd take Kate over her easily.

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@ posting Maggie in this thread. Face shaped like Jigsaw's.
 
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