**LA LAKERS THREAD** Sitting on 17! 2023-2024 offseason begins

[thasoleful1]

AD knows his work is done. Kawhi on the way

 

[DLF]

We are approaching 12 Cali time

Was just thinking that. 7 minutes til kawhi announces

Anyone know if they reached the hotel? Get a live feed in here. Play by play. Lol

 

[j8834]

Fun guy is literally controlling our lives

 

[D StaXX]

Y'all worry too much. Relax fellas. We goooood.

 

[oh you mad]

 

[mrdieselfuel09]

Only person that knows is Cris Carter. This follows the timeline exactly.

 

[oh you mad]

Only person that knows is Cris Carter. This follows the timeline exactly.

Soon

 

[CJMcfly26]

Can always sign Wiggins if Kawhi fails

 

[dceja]

Can always sign Wiggins if Kawhi fails

Get out

 

[mastamind]

Nope don’t want Wiggins

 

[whoaitsgee]

Y'all worry too much. Relax fellas. We goooood.

I'm looking at this from a very neutral ground. The heavy price tag of being a Lakers + the drama that Lebron and his entourage brings is the exact opposite of atmosphere a guy like Kawhi would desire.

 

[drewsone]

I'm looking at this from a very neutral ground. The heavy price tag of being a Lakers + the drama that Lebron and his entourage brings is the exact opposite of atmosphere a guy like Kawhi would desire.

And having his surveillance photos getting off the plane and a helicopter following his SUV is? Lol
There’ll be media microscope on lakers for sure but LeBron gonna absorb all that
Y’all already blame him for everything anyway

 

[leavemeglazzies]

I'm looking at this from a very neutral ground. The heavy price tag of being a Lakers + the drama that Lebron and his entourage brings is the exact opposite of atmosphere a guy like Kawhi would desire.

Dude isn't able to take a piss in Toronto without someone bothering him.

If anything, wouldn't another superstar fear not getting enough attention if he joined a team with two other superstars? Especially if one of them is LeBron James.

 

[drewsone]

Dude isn't able to take a piss in Toronto without someone bothering him.

If anything, wouldn't another superstar fear not getting enough attention if he joined a team with two other superstars? Especially if one of them is LeBron James.

Kawhi homegrown
He gonna be universally embraced
Prob sell more jerseys than Lebron
Half of the laker fan base still hates Lebron lol

 

[MVP]

If you're a high profile celebrity in LA, you're just one of 10000

 

[Lizakers]

The big fish needs to leave that small pond. Ain’t nobody sweatin you like that in LA

 

[thasoleful1]

Doubt Suns waive Korver

 

[WAKKO!]

Josh Jackson

 

[geno90221]

When it rains it pours Blood...

 

[jiffyl00b]

Drizzy with the self sabatoge

EDIT:

 

[fapmasterjr]

Doubt Suns waive Korver

buyout for Korver. NICE

 

[dceja]

Even Drizzy can’t avoid that Drizzy curse

 

[atlsfinest]

To be fair, he called KD to the Knicks last week

 

[fayetnam]

Only one way to find out. I gave you guys the address. Gets your pool boy outfit on

I got two ideas.. hear me out. I got a Postmates bag n shirt.. we can go pick up some tacos from tacos el gordo n some carne asada fries from lolitas. If theys a guard we tell them we got a delivery for this addy. He’s gon be hesitant but that’s why we buy extra tacos n tell him hey man we accidentally bought extra.. here’s 6 adobada tacos for you and a horchata. Dude will be like say less n let us in. Then from there it’s no problem

Second idea. This one requires a little more effort but very doable. Hear me out.
1.

First step. We pull up to the community church. Idk wtf presbyteries is but we dress up like them. We gotta look inconspicuous. Act like we attending church ainn nobody gonna expect nothin.

2.

I found this opening in the same parking lot of the church. It’s a break in the fencing. Everything else is blocked off. So what we do is we casually walk through that opening. Make sure nobody sees us.

Remember if we get caught we need an alibi. The alibi is we were flying a drone after church service (one of us gotta look like and talk like and dress like the pastor).. say our drone got lost in the jungle and we lookin for it.. very believable. Doesn’t look like we up to no good. Just some people tryna find they lost property.. hell maybe those people start helpin us too who knows

3.

This is the route we’re taking. It is the optimal route. We need to weave in and out so we seek cover from the trees. We cannot be seen. This is a good way to be stealth. Learned this from uncharted 4

4.

This is where the route is gonna take us... this is where we don’t wanna go.. we cannot risk getting in from the front. We gotta find another route. Too easy to get caught or be seen if someone’s leaving or pulling up.

5.

So now we walk the perimeter of the house.. making sure we stay hidden in the trees. We follow the path in red. We time it perfectly and run a cross the street and hide in the other trees. Their views would be obstructed from trees so we’re good. just need to make sure the neighbors also don’t see us

6.

Now we’re hidden in these trees. We made it. The key is not to be cocky. Gotta remain alert and vigilant. Make sure no house pets on the property. Make sure no security. Based on 3D and 2D mapping we should be by a hall way that leads to the main house. Gotta be very nimble here and quiet. We go over our alibi one last time.

7.

This where we gonna be near but around the corner. Matches up exactly with the satellite images I pulled. Make sure nobody outside and we move to the next post.

8.

Once we enter from the pool side this is what we’ll encounter. It is important to be familiar with the layout for any reason. For an extraction plan or for entrance. It’s a long hallway and connects the outside house to the middle house (****in rich people)... doubt anyone is hanging out here.. so now we split up. One person takes that first right.. the other goes long. Gotta reduces our chances of getting caught

9.

This where we meet up.. both halls eventually end up to the living room then the kitchen. Now we wait here in the kitchen with our lolitas and tacos el gordo.. get a drink from the fridge maybe some simply lemonade for that work

Kawhi walks in obviously startled like wtf is these two church ****** doin in my kitchen. Obviously he can’t pass up tacos and he’ll sit down and join us. I don’t want it to get physical so keep the strap away unless we really need to bounce out with that 44. Anyways we sit him down for an interrogation. Tell him the usual. We’re not here to hurt you we just want information. If he complies there will be no issue. Tell him he has al pastor tacos and a horchata waiting for his cooperation... he’ll be sold at al pastor. He’ll divulge the info. Now if he says anything but the lakers is when we consider pulling out the glizzy but that’s for a different plan. For now this the blueprint

So for any ****** who is down for a road trip lmk. I’m 100% dead *** serious to carpool. We can do it tomorrow. At the minimum we eating tacos so nothin to lose. I know half of y’all got no jobs so we got nothin to lose. DM for more info or if you’re interested

 

[had pants]