Lets play a game: You pick a movie, remove one letter, and give a brief description.

Originally Posted by ThrillaGorilla

Originally Posted by FedExciter

Da in real life- a ninjahood biopic

i threw up on my desk cause i had just hit the blunt and read this. bravo my man

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Yes Ma - Hilarious story of a young man doing whatever it takes to find some yambs
 
Originally Posted by ricky robot

Topic Thunder: A militant Black man poses as a racist White man on the pro-White online message board, Stormfront.org. When he organized a summit for the members of Stormfront, he sealed their fate.
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I would watch this movie.
 
Battlehip: Set in 2064, Marques Houston and Omarion duel it out in a breakdance competition to see which old folks home really runs the hard streets of Sarasota, FL.

No Cuntry for Old Men: 40 year old virgin sequel.

The Dark Night: Documentary on blind people.
 
15 pages of tear jerking comedy...thank you NT
I'll try

Mo' Better Blue - The American gang legend Tookie Williams takes into a life of Crippin', trippin', and sippin' 40's with da homies.  

Wild Wild Wes - Story of young gunslinger who shoots first and ask questions never.  He shot the sheriff and the deputy. "saddle up this Cowboy flick is tale for the ages"

Dirty Harr - Sequel to Chris Rocks Good Hair as he follows around the a stripper who can't afford a new weave, a screamo band member who refuses to hope in shower, and Gunplay from MMG.

Million Dollar Bay - Brett Favre is back again and this time he's playing for keeps.  A bet with the team owner over drinks could land Brett his last big score.  If he breaks the single season touchdown record he will be given 51% of the green bay packers.  Will this gridiron great break the record or have his ribs broken?  The "bounty" is out and every team wants a piece of Favre.

Miami Vic -  Vic is new to South Beach and he's looking for a piece of the American Pie.  Rags to riches story of a young Cuban's rise to power.  Vic is on a collision course with his destiny.  In this game you only end up dead or in jail.  "Basically a ScarFace rip off for this new generation" 

Tho - The story of young internet bully in NYC that finally gets exposed and all he can say is "I was just playing Tho"....The streets don't forget and this young hood gets a life changing experience that many can learn from.

Menace I Society - The prequel to all the madness.  Here we see ODog and Kane transform from boys into men...menaces to society.  Crenshaw Middle is a place full of drugs, pregnancy, and violence....and thats just home room.  Follow the boys through a summer of madness in a coming of age hood classic. "what you got on my Chocolate Milk!"
 
Seven Ears in Tibet

Heinrich Harrer (Pitt) and his pregnant wife Ingrid (Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė) are being driven to the train station in Graz, for Harrer's departure on an investigation of an international case relating to a serial killer who kills his victims based on the seven deadly sins. But what's even more puzzling is that each victim seem to be missing one of their ears. They receive a tip that the killer might be hiding at Nanga Parbat in the Himalayas. Harrer, Aufschnaiter (the leader, whom Harrer resents), and the investigation group arrive and begin climbing the mountain. After an avalanche, Aufschnaiter orders the group to retreat back to the base, despite Harrer's determination to reach the summit.

On reaching the base, they learn that Britain has declared war on Germany, so they are arrested by British Indian authorities and taken by truck to Dehra Dun prison camp. Ingrid writes to Harrer with divorce papers citing his obsession to solve the case as a cause for neglecting his duties as a husband. After several unsuccessful escape attempts, Harrer manages to steal a British uniform and leaves his team behind to continue on his quest.

Harrer, however, is recaptured and is brouht to eastern China where he is forced to work. They cross the border into Tibet and set out east, but are intercepted by two men on horseback who tell them that foreigners are strictly forbidden in Tibet because of an ominous prophecy from the 13th Dalai Lama. They are brought back to India, but they escape and climb up the Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau. Harrer joins pilgrims traveling to Lhasa, covering their faces to avoid recognition as foreigners. When they try to steal food, Kungo Tsarong (Mako) invites them to stay at his home. At the guest quarters of Tsarong's home a Tibetan tailor named Pema Lhaki arrives to measure, curiously, Harrer's ear.

Unbeknownst to them, they are being observed through a telescope by the young Dalai Lama from the nearby Potala Palace. The Tibetan regent, Ngawang Jigme (B. D. Wong), on orders of the suspicious government in Lhasa, visits the Chinese embassy in the city and tells the officials there to stop subsidizing the monasteries. A Chinese official offers to bribe Ngawang Jigme, but he refuses. The Dalai Lama's mother (Jetsun Pema) instructs Harrer on courtesy when meeting the Dalai Lama. Harrer enters the interior halls of the Potala Palace. At the Dalai Lama's request, Harrer begins tutoring the Dalai Lama in world geography and the ways of the west.

At a party, a Tibetan turns on the radio and a Chinese announcer proclaims that they plan to invade Tibet. At a meeting with the cabinet, the regent issues an order to banish all Chinese people from Tibet. That night, the Dalai Lama has a prophetic nightmare of Chinese atrocities near the Tibetan border in Taktser, his birthplace, with monasteries being burnt down and only a small rectangular box left in the ashes.

Three Chinese generals fly to Lhasa to speak with the Dalai Lama, but they are visibly contemptuous of him and the leader of the delegation tells Ngawang Jigme that "religion is poison". The Dalai Lama sends Ngawang Jigme to lead the Tibetan army at the border town of Chamdo to halt a Chinese advance, but Ngawang Jigme surrenders and then blows up the Tibetan ammunitions dump. During a treaty signing in Lhasa, Kungo Tsarong tells Harrer that if Jigme had not destroyed the weapons supply, Tibetan guerillas could have held the mountain passes, buying time to appeal to other nations for help.

As the Chinese take control of Tibet, Harrer visits Ngawang Jigme to menace him about "betraying his culture". The Dalai Lama, now fifteen years old, is formally enthroned as the spiritual and temporal leader of Tibet. Harrer pays a final visit to the Lama on top of the Potala and prays with him after which, th spiritual leader hands him a small rectangular box.

"i have heard of your quest," he said. "And though many onstacles and trials have befallen you, i trust that what's inside that box will give meaning to the time you spent hear. Harrer bids farewell and returns to Austria in 1951 to visit his son Rolf, now a young boy. His son refused to meet with him. Harrer, with not much to give his son, left the small rectangular box that was given by the Dalai Lama when he departed Tibet. Rolf opens the box but the content is not shown. Harrer and Rolf are seen mountain-climbing, suggested he did mend his relationship with his son at the end of the film.
 
Originally Posted by ravenclaw67

Seven Ears in Tibet

Heinrich Harrer (Pitt) and his pregnant wife Ingrid (Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė) are being driven to the train station in Graz, for Harrer's departure on an investigation of an international case relating to a serial killer who kills his victims based on the seven deadly sins. But what's even more puzzling is that each victim seem to be missing one of their ears. They receive a tip that the killer might be hiding at Nanga Parbat in the Himalayas. Harrer, Aufschnaiter (the leader, whom Harrer resents), and the investigation group arrive and begin climbing the mountain. After an avalanche, Aufschnaiter orders the group to retreat back to the base, despite Harrer's determination to reach the summit.

On reaching the base, they learn that Britain has declared war on Germany, so they are arrested by British Indian authorities and taken by truck to Dehra Dun prison camp. Ingrid writes to Harrer with divorce papers citing his obsession to solve the case as a cause for neglecting his duties as a husband. After several unsuccessful escape attempts, Harrer manages to steal a British uniform and leaves his team behind to continue on his quest.

Harrer, however, is recaptured and is brouht to eastern China where he is forced to work. They cross the border into Tibet and set out east, but are intercepted by two men on horseback who tell them that foreigners are strictly forbidden in Tibet because of an ominous prophecy from the 13th Dalai Lama. They are brought back to India, but they escape and climb up the Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau. Harrer joins pilgrims traveling to Lhasa, covering their faces to avoid recognition as foreigners. When they try to steal food, Kungo Tsarong (Mako) invites them to stay at his home. At the guest quarters of Tsarong's home a Tibetan tailor named Pema Lhaki arrives to measure, curiously, Harrer's ear.

Unbeknownst to them, they are being observed through a telescope by the young Dalai Lama from the nearby Potala Palace. The Tibetan regent, Ngawang Jigme (B. D. Wong), on orders of the suspicious government in Lhasa, visits the Chinese embassy in the city and tells the officials there to stop subsidizing the monasteries. A Chinese official offers to bribe Ngawang Jigme, but he refuses. The Dalai Lama's mother (Jetsun Pema) instructs Harrer on courtesy when meeting the Dalai Lama. Harrer enters the interior halls of the Potala Palace. At the Dalai Lama's request, Harrer begins tutoring the Dalai Lama in world geography and the ways of the west.

At a party, a Tibetan turns on the radio and a Chinese announcer proclaims that they plan to invade Tibet. At a meeting with the cabinet, the regent issues an order to banish all Chinese people from Tibet. That night, the Dalai Lama has a prophetic nightmare of Chinese atrocities near the Tibetan border in Taktser, his birthplace, with monasteries being burnt down and only a small rectangular box left in the ashes.

Three Chinese generals fly to Lhasa to speak with the Dalai Lama, but they are visibly contemptuous of him and the leader of the delegation tells Ngawang Jigme that "religion is poison". The Dalai Lama sends Ngawang Jigme to lead the Tibetan army at the border town of Chamdo to halt a Chinese advance, but Ngawang Jigme surrenders and then blows up the Tibetan ammunitions dump. During a treaty signing in Lhasa, Kungo Tsarong tells Harrer that if Jigme had not destroyed the weapons supply, Tibetan guerillas could have held the mountain passes, buying time to appeal to other nations for help.

As the Chinese take control of Tibet, Harrer visits Ngawang Jigme to menace him about "betraying his culture". The Dalai Lama, now fifteen years old, is formally enthroned as the spiritual and temporal leader of Tibet. Harrer pays a final visit to the Lama on top of the Potala and prays with him after which, th spiritual leader hands him a small rectangular box.

"i have heard of your quest," he said. "And though many onstacles and trials have befallen you, i trust that what's inside that box will give meaning to the time you spent hear. Harrer bids farewell and returns to Austria in 1951 to visit his son Rolf, now a young boy. His son refused to meet with him. Harrer, with not much to give his son, left the small rectangular box that was given by the Dalai Lama when he departed Tibet. Rolf opens the box but the content is not shown. Harrer and Rolf are seen mountain-climbing, suggested he did mend his relationship with his son at the end of the film.
 
M. Night Shyamalan wrote:
Seven Ears in Tibet

Heinrich Harrer (Pitt) and his pregnant wife Ingrid (Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė) are being driven to the train station in Graz, for Harrer's departure on an investigation of an international case relating to a serial killer who kills his victims based on the seven deadly sins. But what's even more puzzling is that each victim seem to be missing one of their ears. They receive a tip that the killer might be hiding at Nanga Parbat in the Himalayas. Harrer, Aufschnaiter (the leader, whom Harrer resents), and the investigation group arrive and begin climbing the mountain. After an avalanche, Aufschnaiter orders the group to retreat back to the base, despite Harrer's determination to reach the summit.

On reaching the base, they learn that Britain has declared war on Germany, so they are arrested by British Indian authorities and taken by truck to Dehra Dun prison camp. Ingrid writes to Harrer with divorce papers citing his obsession to solve the case as a cause for neglecting his duties as a husband. After several unsuccessful escape attempts, Harrer manages to steal a British uniform and leaves his team behind to continue on his quest.

Harrer, however, is recaptured and is brouht to eastern China where he is forced to work. They cross the border into Tibet and set out east, but are intercepted by two men on horseback who tell them that foreigners are strictly forbidden in Tibet because of an ominous prophecy from the 13th Dalai Lama. They are brought back to India, but they escape and climb up the Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau. Harrer joins pilgrims traveling to Lhasa, covering their faces to avoid recognition as foreigners. When they try to steal food, Kungo Tsarong (Mako) invites them to stay at his home. At the guest quarters of Tsarong's home a Tibetan tailor named Pema Lhaki arrives to measure, curiously, Harrer's ear.

Unbeknownst to them, they are being observed through a telescope by the young Dalai Lama from the nearby Potala Palace. The Tibetan regent, Ngawang Jigme (B. D. Wong), on orders of the suspicious government in Lhasa, visits the Chinese embassy in the city and tells the officials there to stop subsidizing the monasteries. A Chinese official offers to bribe Ngawang Jigme, but he refuses. The Dalai Lama's mother (Jetsun Pema) instructs Harrer on courtesy when meeting the Dalai Lama. Harrer enters the interior halls of the Potala Palace. At the Dalai Lama's request, Harrer begins tutoring the Dalai Lama in world geography and the ways of the west.

At a party, a Tibetan turns on the radio and a Chinese announcer proclaims that they plan to invade Tibet. At a meeting with the cabinet, the regent issues an order to banish all Chinese people from Tibet. That night, the Dalai Lama has a prophetic nightmare of Chinese atrocities near the Tibetan border in Taktser, his birthplace, with monasteries being burnt down and only a small rectangular box left in the ashes.

Three Chinese generals fly to Lhasa to speak with the Dalai Lama, but they are visibly contemptuous of him and the leader of the delegation tells Ngawang Jigme that "religion is poison". The Dalai Lama sends Ngawang Jigme to lead the Tibetan army at the border town of Chamdo to halt a Chinese advance, but Ngawang Jigme surrenders and then blows up the Tibetan ammunitions dump. During a treaty signing in Lhasa, Kungo Tsarong tells Harrer that if Jigme had not destroyed the weapons supply, Tibetan guerillas could have held the mountain passes, buying time to appeal to other nations for help.

As the Chinese take control of Tibet, Harrer visits Ngawang Jigme to menace him about "betraying his culture". The Dalai Lama, now fifteen years old, is formally enthroned as the spiritual and temporal leader of Tibet. Harrer pays a final visit to the Lama on top of the Potala and prays with him after which, th spiritual leader hands him a small rectangular box.

"i have heard of your quest," he said. "And though many onstacles and trials have befallen you, i trust that what's inside that box will give meaning to the time you spent hear. Harrer bids farewell and returns to Austria in 1951 to visit his son Rolf, now a young boy. His son refused to meet with him. Harrer, with not much to give his son, left the small rectangular box that was given by the Dalai Lama when he departed Tibet. Rolf opens the box but the content is not shown. Harrer and Rolf are seen mountain-climbing, suggested he did mend his relationship with his son at the end of the film.
 
Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

M. Night Shyamalan wrote:
Seven Ears in Tibet

Heinrich Harrer (Pitt) and his pregnant wife Ingrid (Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė) are being driven to the train station in Graz, for Harrer's departure on an investigation of an international case relating to a serial killer who kills his victims based on the seven deadly sins. But what's even more puzzling is that each victim seem to be missing one of their ears. They receive a tip that the killer might be hiding at Nanga Parbat in the Himalayas. Harrer, Aufschnaiter (the leader, whom Harrer resents), and the investigation group arrive and begin climbing the mountain. After an avalanche, Aufschnaiter orders the group to retreat back to the base, despite Harrer's determination to reach the summit.

On reaching the base, they learn that Britain has declared war on Germany, so they are arrested by British Indian authorities and taken by truck to Dehra Dun prison camp. Ingrid writes to Harrer with divorce papers citing his obsession to solve the case as a cause for neglecting his duties as a husband. After several unsuccessful escape attempts, Harrer manages to steal a British uniform and leaves his team behind to continue on his quest.

Harrer, however, is recaptured and is brouht to eastern China where he is forced to work. They cross the border into Tibet and set out east, but are intercepted by two men on horseback who tell them that foreigners are strictly forbidden in Tibet because of an ominous prophecy from the 13th Dalai Lama. They are brought back to India, but they escape and climb up the Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau. Harrer joins pilgrims traveling to Lhasa, covering their faces to avoid recognition as foreigners. When they try to steal food, Kungo Tsarong (Mako) invites them to stay at his home. At the guest quarters of Tsarong's home a Tibetan tailor named Pema Lhaki arrives to measure, curiously, Harrer's ear.

Unbeknownst to them, they are being observed through a telescope by the young Dalai Lama from the nearby Potala Palace. The Tibetan regent, Ngawang Jigme (B. D. Wong), on orders of the suspicious government in Lhasa, visits the Chinese embassy in the city and tells the officials there to stop subsidizing the monasteries. A Chinese official offers to bribe Ngawang Jigme, but he refuses. The Dalai Lama's mother (Jetsun Pema) instructs Harrer on courtesy when meeting the Dalai Lama. Harrer enters the interior halls of the Potala Palace. At the Dalai Lama's request, Harrer begins tutoring the Dalai Lama in world geography and the ways of the west.

At a party, a Tibetan turns on the radio and a Chinese announcer proclaims that they plan to invade Tibet. At a meeting with the cabinet, the regent issues an order to banish all Chinese people from Tibet. That night, the Dalai Lama has a prophetic nightmare of Chinese atrocities near the Tibetan border in Taktser, his birthplace, with monasteries being burnt down and only a small rectangular box left in the ashes.

Three Chinese generals fly to Lhasa to speak with the Dalai Lama, but they are visibly contemptuous of him and the leader of the delegation tells Ngawang Jigme that "religion is poison". The Dalai Lama sends Ngawang Jigme to lead the Tibetan army at the border town of Chamdo to halt a Chinese advance, but Ngawang Jigme surrenders and then blows up the Tibetan ammunitions dump. During a treaty signing in Lhasa, Kungo Tsarong tells Harrer that if Jigme had not destroyed the weapons supply, Tibetan guerillas could have held the mountain passes, buying time to appeal to other nations for help.

As the Chinese take control of Tibet, Harrer visits Ngawang Jigme to menace him about "betraying his culture". The Dalai Lama, now fifteen years old, is formally enthroned as the spiritual and temporal leader of Tibet. Harrer pays a final visit to the Lama on top of the Potala and prays with him after which, th spiritual leader hands him a small rectangular box.

"i have heard of your quest," he said. "And though many onstacles and trials have befallen you, i trust that what's inside that box will give meaning to the time you spent hear. Harrer bids farewell and returns to Austria in 1951 to visit his son Rolf, now a young boy. His son refused to meet with him. Harrer, with not much to give his son, left the small rectangular box that was given by the Dalai Lama when he departed Tibet. Rolf opens the box but the content is not shown. Harrer and Rolf are seen mountain-climbing, suggested he did mend his relationship with his son at the end of the film.





Whoah! Mind=blown.Had to re-read what i originally posted to see it
 
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Jersey Gil - Gil is a sleazy car sales man from "Joysee"...he meets Jenny the girl of his dreams, a pretty latina with a phatty on his lot..only one problem Gil sells her a piece of crap car while lying through his teeth about the actual condition of the vehicle. After only one day the cars engine dies and Jenny is forced to ride the bus.  Driving to work Gil sees Jenny at a bus stop and instantly knows what happened.  Reluctant to receive a ride from Gil Jenny hops in the car anyways and the two begin a beautiful love/hate relationship.  Will Gil get the girl or will his lying, d-bag ways leave him lonely yet again?
 
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Originally Posted by CLU713

Fight Cub - A documentary about the illegal lion cub fighting rings in Africa.

Space Ja - After losing all his street cred and hip-hop fans, rapper Ja Rule decides to take his rap career to space.

Mula - Lil Wayne's first try at writing a movie.. about money.

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