Lets play a game: You pick a movie, remove one letter, and give a brief description.

[elpablo21]

There is good +@+# in here

 

[Peep Game]

Ehoes & Socal Network my god

 

[hymen man]

Bi Mama's House - Martin Lawrence stars in a highly anticipated comedy where he plays double roles of a woman having sex with woman in his house.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Pollo 13- A family of 13 escapes Cuba and opens a successful fast-food chicken franchise in Miami

 

[janitor]

E.T. Smart - our favorite extra-terrestrial gets struck by lightening, overcomes his speech impediment, and finally strings together a full sentence in English.

 

[airforce1king]

Youi guys are hilarious LMFAO!

 

[hymen man]

28 Days Late - A girl has a pregnancy scare.
The Lin King - A documentary about the rise of Jeremy Lin's dynasty in America.

 

[|A-Man|]

12 Angry Me - A young troubled schizophrenic boy with multiple personality disorder  finally goes over the edge and stabs his father to death. He then plays out the trial in his mind as his 12 personalities act as the jury and deliberate whether he is guilty or innocent where one juror champions reasonable doubt.

Enter the Drago - The rise and fall of Ivan Drago as he mercilessly breaks all of his competitors in mother Russia only to be cheated by a steroid abusing American that didn't know when to quit. Now we hear Drago's side about his career, losing his wife, and his only professional loss.

Grondho Day - A promiscuous woman has sex with numerous johns over Punxatawney Phil's hole at Gobbler's Knob on Groundhog's Day where after she finds herself repeating the same day over and over until she goes insane after banging every guy and girl in town. - A riveting porn.

It's A Wonderful Lie - George Bailey's senile uncle bankrupts the family owned savings and loans. George has a mental breakdown after getting arrested where he thinks his Guardian Angel Clarence makes it so that he was never born, George now a nobody in his fantasy world travels the globe, goes on adventures, kills Hitler and ends the war, finally becoming a somebody now known as the most interesting man in the world. Despite him really being in a mental asylum the two words that still haunt George in his fantasy, "Zuzu's petals." - A triumphant yet sordid tale of a twisted soul

Ad Boys - Don Draper and Roger Sterling are going out of business and dying of liver failure but they're going out of business in style as they illegally switch ads their clients bought with the truth such as Lucky Strike cigarettes causing cancer, Heinz beans leading to explosive diarrhea, and Coca Cola literally having cocaine as a main ingredient in their pop. These two mad men are lying, cheating, stealing and definitely banging other guys wives as they go out with a bang. A film for the entire family.

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Lin King - Jeremy Lin continues to keep linning as he captivates the entire world after leading the New York Knicks to multiple NBA championships and Taiwan to countless gold medals. He inevitably becomes king of the world. Based on real events.

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[Junok]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Pollo 13- A family of 13 escapes Cuba and opens a successful fast-food chicken franchise in Miami

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[timcity2000]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Pollo 13- A family of 13 escapes Cuba and opens a successful fast-food chicken franchise in Miami

ok.. you win.

 

[ice shattered]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Pollo 13- A family of 13 escapes Cuba and opens a successful fast-food chicken franchise in Miami

Tax Driver- A deranged accountant falls in love with a teenage intern who goes on a killing spree when no firm will hire her.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Lad in the Water- With nothing left to live for, a British man, who lost his leg in WWII and recently lost his wife, embarks on a mission to swim the Atlantic. 

 

[ninongjhey]

Awesome thread. I might add one later. Thanks for the lulz though! 

 

[trasoul82]

Originally Posted by AEA18



Stir of Ehoes- After watching a pron video on his computer, a man begins seeing the ghost of the woman from the video and a mystery unfolds.

OGbobbyjohnson773 wrote:

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He Number 23- Troubled African American youth recall the positive influence of Michael Jordan on their lives 

A Spike Lee joint, I assume? 

 

[ice shattered]

Jaw- Searching for the ocean's most notorious jump off, the INS boat crew seek out the beast to fulfill their destiny of fellatio.

 

[hymen man]

0 First Dates - Prequel to The 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[beh235]

Originally Posted by TimCity2000

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Pollo 13- A family of 13 escapes Cuba and opens a successful fast-food chicken franchise in Miami

ok.. you win.

This. I threw my hands up and laughed so hard

  

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Look, Ho's Talking- Bill Bellamy is back as he teaches youngsters how to keep their game tight and avoid these ho's who be talking

Ra- A biopic of the (half) life of Radium

Mami Vice- A successful detective duo is put at odds when one of them fails to come to terms with a sexual addiction, which, in turn,  jeopardizes their relationship and crime fighting ability

 

[fedexciter]

3 minutes or less - the story about a young man who gets the yambs then scrams without giving any dambs

 

[ice shattered]

How to be a layer- A white tee shirt being studied by hangers for a college course break down his ability to be worn casually under any shirt.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Aid In Full- A recent natural disaster has hit an African nation and they're desperately seeking aid to help rebuild. Due to previous debts left unpaid, nations have been garnishing all of their incoming aid donations. The African nation won't stand for that and takes matters into its own hands. 

 

[elpablo21]

Raining Day - A rookie's first day on the job turns into a nightmare under his sly supervisor, when his eyes are open to a corrupted world of meteorology.

 

[fog]

Take - A sequel to the film Taken, this movie focuses on the point of view of two fellow New Yorkers on vacation. Follow the antics of J.J. and Kanelo Cray as they stroll through France, picking up fine French women and other cute tourists. However, the two poon-hunters soon find out that they are being tailed by a former Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operative (Neeson) who sets about tracking down his daughter after she is kidnapped by actual human traffickers while traveling in France.

Rise of the Planet of the Aps - In the year 2340, the preserved brain of Steve Jobs is brought into resurrection; but that's not all: throughout the years he has built an army of Androids in an underground facility powered via an apocalyptic application ran through iOS - these ruthless androids - known as Aps - have begun their extermination of the human race.

Lee: The 3D Concert Movie - A martial arts musical featuring arguably one of the best to ever kick-@%@ physically AND audibly - Bruce Lee.

Don't Be Afraid of the Ark - God has unleashed a apocalyptic flood. Civilizations are crumbling, kingdoms are falling, and yet one man - Randy - refuses to board his brother's Ark due to a condition known as Arkanophobia, a disease which causes specific individuals to develop an uncanny fear of Arks. The film presents Randy's story as he tries to overcome his fear, before it's too late.

New Ear's Eve - A sadistic mad plastic surgeon with a strange fetish for human body parts attempts to mutilate his own ear in order to attach it onto a woman who has recently rejected his love for her (From the creators of Hostel).

 

[fedexciter]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Aid In Full- A recent natural disaster has hit an African nation and they're desperately seeking aid to help rebuild. Due to previous debts left unpaid, nations have been garnishing all of their incoming aid donations. The African nation won't stand for that and takes matters into its own hands. 

yo i quit

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Saving Private Yan- A Japanese, American soldier guarding the internment camps of 1942, is mistakenly taken prisoner. It is up to his unit to retrieve him and fix this blunder.

Aw man, this thread is great!