Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[smedroc]

Just noticed how I start tearing up with anything nowadays

At least it's with sports and not movies. I'll cry during an old Yankees highlight, Hall of Fame speech, guys winning a title. Now I don't mean a big girl cry, just eyes gettin super watery where I catch myself and start laughing nonetheless my washedness level is +10

Me watching the Olympics

Olympics had me ****ing WEAK

I was crying like i been in the trenches with these athletes from day 1.

 

[onewearz]

Had a naked women laying right next to me in the bed yesterday and I couldn't stand at attention. That s*** hurt my soul. I gotta visit the doc.

thats real talk. I'm 45, been a hornbag my whole life and now all of a sudden I been having more and more wet sock moments. once it gets in your head it's a wrap

what's worse is the older my wife and I get the hornier she gets and I have no problem watching a wildlife doc instead of handling biz

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

I've been napping in my car in my lunch break recently. I just cannot keep my damn eyes open...

 

[49erholic]

.

 

[49erholic]

Had a naked women laying right next to me in the bed yesterday and I couldn't stand at attention. That s*** hurt my soul. I gotta visit the doc.

Put that tounge game to work

 

[calibeebee]

Had a naked women laying right next to me in the bed yesterday and I couldn't stand at attention. That s*** hurt my soul. I gotta visit the doc.

Good luck brother. That’s awful though, were you at least gone off the henny? Or sober?

 

[ahat]

I've been napping in my car in my lunch break recently. I just cannot keep my damn eyes open...

This guy at a job back in the day when i was younger would do that and id laugh at him. Fast forward and im that guy. I was doing that at my old job. Not in my car but in the employee lounge. I think i posted it in here before. I KO'ed one lunch break and i guess i was snoring something vicious. This lady goes and tells everyone how i snore so loud. Random women at work are laughing at me and saying they heard me from upstairs

This woman i was seeing told me she was afraid to wake me up when i fell asleep cuz i was snoring so loud and "shaking the whole house"

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

This guy at a job back in the day when i was younger would do that and id laugh at him. Fast forward and im that guy. I was doing that at my old job. Not in my car but in the employee lounge. I think i posted it in here before. I KO'ed one lunch break and i guess i was snoring something vicious. This lady goes and tells everyone how i snore so loud. Random women at work are laughing at me and saying they heard me from upstairs

This woman i was seeing told me she was afraid to wake me up when i fell asleep cuz i was snoring so loud and "shaking the whole house"

Lol I wish I had windows i had curtains in my office windows. I would nap there lol. To be fair. I’m washed but also 8 months preg so literally I can fall asleep at any moment im like constantly tired.

 

[townbidness]

This guy at a job back in the day when i was younger would do that and id laugh at him. Fast forward and im that guy. I was doing that at my old job. Not in my car but in the employee lounge. I think i posted it in here before. I KO'ed one lunch break and i guess i was snoring something vicious. This lady goes and tells everyone how i snore so loud. Random women at work are laughing at me and saying they heard me from upstairs

This woman i was seeing told me she was afraid to wake me up when i fell asleep cuz i was snoring so loud and "shaking the whole house"

Look into a CPAP

 

[onewearz]

Look into a CPAP

i got one that i never used if u want it, no charge just a friendly lookout

 

[wayniac211]

Lately been knocking out sitting with my arms folded. After 5 min mark I’ll shake a bit but that’s how I know I’m sleepy sleep lol

 

[shooters touch]

Cannabis Sativa Dr teals espom salt … just tried it . Was told it will help with the wash-ness.

 

[paulwest1985]

Put that tounge game to work

I did brah! That was my only saving grace

 

[blastercombo]

I guess 1 washed thing about me is that i think ALL the music today is complete trash. The pain pill rappers, the trash female rappers, all them garbage. Can’t stand that mumble flow

 

[kingfoamnyc]

i got one that i never used if u want it, no charge just a friendly lookout

You really a great dude bro for real.

ahat i have a CPAP as well think it's called Phillips Dreamstation or some ****.

You can have mine for free after I lose another 10-15 lbs

I dropped 30lbs already after my gastric sleeve and I'm gonna continue to lose more

Sleep apnea is basically non existent and my energy levels overall are up

 

[Nouss]

Is "Fresh Eyes" a washed phenomena? Something had me stumped at work yesterday around 3pm, I just gave up and did something else. Looked at it this morning and figured it out within seconds.

 

[lovehateself]

Lately been knocking out sitting with my arms folded. After 5 min mark I’ll shake a bit but that’s how I know I’m sleepy sleep lol

once they get a pic of you like this, youll never live it down

 

[ahat]

once they get a pic of you like this, youll never live it down

My friends pops is like this. Be talking to him and he doesnt respond, you look at him.... out like a light

 

[langfor5]

Crossed arms, head down. That is the 'old head sleeping in church' pose.

 

[turbospartan]

I almost fell asleep at a red light yesterday

 

[wayniac211]

Crossed arms, head down. That is the 'old head sleeping in church' pose.

Put some shades on and tell folks you bout to say a long *** prayer

 

[bware113]

Crossed arms, head down. That is the 'old head sleeping in church' pose.

Legit started doing this at work to get through 3-8hr meetings (head up; "looking" forward tho) without looking SLEEP sleep. Now I can't stay awake if I cross my arms when sitting. It's only a matter of time. SMH

Me watching the Olympics

Me, but it DO be during movies. It be coming out of nowhere too. Scene be dumb regular like dinnertime or something but my tear ducts be like "this seems emotional enough"

 

[Master Zik]

These commercials remind me so much of this thread

 

[crazy ebw]

I guess 1 washed thing about me is that i think ALL the music today is complete trash. The pain pill rappers, the trash female rappers, all them garbage. Can’t stand that mumble flow

This doesn't make you washed, this is just a factual statement.

 

[onewearz]

I'm on Amazon right now gettin excited about which sleep mask I wanna get

They got some memory foam total blackout joints with built in headphones so u can throw on some sounds of the forrest to sleep to. I'm intrigued ...