Moments When You Were Caught Doing Something Perverted

[marcmac360]

One time I was at work in my office just chillin. It was around 3-4pm and not many visitors come thru. So here I am and Im sitting there relaxin checkin up on my emails for the tail end of the day. I had been sitting for a bit so my draws were ridin up my nuts so i decided to reach down and fix my junk. So Im mid re-arranging and the lab manager (who happens to be a dimepiece) walks in my office.....with my hand stuffed down my slacks and were looking at each other eye to eye. I look like

and shes lookin like

. She just walked out but to this day I still get a kick out of it.

 

[unkletomcruze]

I was asleep.

I was having a wet dream.

I was "thrusting" and gyrating my hips while asleep.

I "finished" in my dream.

I instinctively wake up with the intent of going to the bathroom to clean up.

I discover my mom and sister in the room.

They've been in there, apparently, for a while now.

They're both looking at me like...

FML...

...

...

 

[unkletomcruze]

I was asleep.

I was having a wet dream.

I was "thrusting" and gyrating my hips while asleep.

I "finished" in my dream.

I instinctively wake up with the intent of going to the bathroom to clean up.

I discover my mom and sister in the room.

They've been in there, apparently, for a while now.

They're both looking at me like...

FML...

...

...

 

[D StaXX]

 

[D StaXX]

 

[proper english]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze



FML...

...

...

 youch.

luckily, leaving kinky pr0n in my browsing history was the worst ive been caught with. 

 

[proper english]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze



FML...

...

...

 youch.

luckily, leaving kinky pr0n in my browsing history was the worst ive been caught with. 

 

[okiedoqui]

How many of ya'll got caught staring at "blank" computer screens?



Disruptor: What are you doing?



Me: I'm just resetting the computer, it crashed while I was writing a paper (at 2am)

 

[okiedoqui]

How many of ya'll got caught staring at "blank" computer screens?



Disruptor: What are you doing?



Me: I'm just resetting the computer, it crashed while I was writing a paper (at 2am)

 

[elcatfisho]

I was like in 8th grade and watching porn on my computer when my sister tells me she's coming in my room to help me fix my computer. As she was coming in, I minimized the internet so that the screen was just at the desktop. She then says, "Well I'm going to go look up the program that can do blah blah blah" Clicks on the internet tab on the bottom of the screen rather than the icon, and this porn site pops up. She was shocked and says, "Wow..." and proceeded to open another tab for Google without even closing the site. 

I acted as if nothing was going on.

Now I fap at night to reduce detection + lights off.

Stealth

 

[elcatfisho]

I was like in 8th grade and watching porn on my computer when my sister tells me she's coming in my room to help me fix my computer. As she was coming in, I minimized the internet so that the screen was just at the desktop. She then says, "Well I'm going to go look up the program that can do blah blah blah" Clicks on the internet tab on the bottom of the screen rather than the icon, and this porn site pops up. She was shocked and says, "Wow..." and proceeded to open another tab for Google without even closing the site. 

I acted as if nothing was going on.

Now I fap at night to reduce detection + lights off.

Stealth

 

[vezon]

Originally Posted by OkieDoqui

How many of ya'll got caught staring at "blank" computer screens?



Disruptor: What are you doing?



Me: I'm just resetting the computer, it crashed while I was writing a paper (at 2am)

 

[vezon]

Originally Posted by OkieDoqui

How many of ya'll got caught staring at "blank" computer screens?



Disruptor: What are you doing?



Me: I'm just resetting the computer, it crashed while I was writing a paper (at 2am)

 

[getyashinebox]

Originally Posted by HelloHipHop4000

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

went out had a dry night but I was gone  so i figure hey i couldn't pick up a girl, I'll rub one out !my  room mate decides he'd bring back his chick friends !+** ended in social disaster

 

[getyashinebox]

Originally Posted by HelloHipHop4000

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

went out had a dry night but I was gone  so i figure hey i couldn't pick up a girl, I'll rub one out !my  room mate decides he'd bring back his chick friends !+** ended in social disaster

 

[djaward]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

I was asleep.

I was having a wet dream.

I was "thrusting" and gyrating my hips while asleep.

I "finished" in my dream.

I instinctively wake up with the intent of going to the bathroom to clean up.

I discover my mom and sister in the room.

They've been in there, apparently, for a while now.

They're both looking at me like...

FML...

...

...

That must of been so embarrassing.. 

 @ all the post being about masturbating.

 

[be easy]

Originally Posted by OkieDoqui

How many of ya'll got caught staring at "blank" computer screens?



Disruptor: What are you doing?



Me: I'm just resetting the computer, it crashed while I was writing a paper (at 2am)

Yo definitely more than once 

 

[be easy]

Originally Posted by OkieDoqui

How many of ya'll got caught staring at "blank" computer screens?



Disruptor: What are you doing?



Me: I'm just resetting the computer, it crashed while I was writing a paper (at 2am)

Yo definitely more than once 

 

[djaward]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

I was asleep.

I was having a wet dream.

I was "thrusting" and gyrating my hips while asleep.

I "finished" in my dream.

I instinctively wake up with the intent of going to the bathroom to clean up.

I discover my mom and sister in the room.

They've been in there, apparently, for a while now.

They're both looking at me like...

FML...

...

...

That must of been so embarrassing.. 

 @ all the post being about masturbating.

 

[mytmouse76]

UnkleTomCruze wrote:

---

I was asleep.

I was having a wet dream.

I was "thrusting" and gyrating my hips while asleep.

I "finished" in my dream.

I instinctively wake up with the intent of going to the bathroom to clean up.

I discover my mom and sister in the room.

They've been in there, apparently, for a while now.

They're both looking at me like...

FML...

...

...



  

 @ them watching you finish...

i walked in on my brother watching porn once...i just kept it moving w/o missing a beat...i was embarrassed for both of us

 

[mytmouse76]

UnkleTomCruze wrote:

---

I was asleep.

I was having a wet dream.

I was "thrusting" and gyrating my hips while asleep.

I "finished" in my dream.

I instinctively wake up with the intent of going to the bathroom to clean up.

I discover my mom and sister in the room.

They've been in there, apparently, for a while now.

They're both looking at me like...

FML...

...

...



  

 @ them watching you finish...

i walked in on my brother watching porn once...i just kept it moving w/o missing a beat...i was embarrassed for both of us

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

LOL

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by chuck67

Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i had  morning wood and i'm thinking it safe to rub one out but oddly enough my mother thought it was safe to come pick out laundry out of my room 

lmao she walked in right in middle of a sarah jay scene and i had the thing maximized on my command centre
She just looked at me gasped and shook her head(i dunno if she was more disappointed by the fact that she caught me in the act or the fact it was sarah jay )
All i could do was smile awkwardly
I couldn't even face her when i went for breakfast but  from then on she knocks first

LOL

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom... and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom... and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.