Moments When You Were Caught Doing Something Perverted

[thenewjs23]

LOL, when I was in high school I drew a picture of Laura Croft naked spread eagle doing things stuff to herself. I feel asleep and weeks went by I forgot about the drawing. One day my dad was like we need to talk. I never did anything so I was really scared. We sat down at the family table and tells me to get the thing under his a vase on his dresser. Low and behold it was that damn drawing. My dad was really trying to hold back the tears of laughter while we supposedly had a serious conversation. We finished and he went outside where I could here him laughing hysterically. I guess mom found while cleaning.

 

[thenewjs23]

LOL, when I was in high school I drew a picture of Laura Croft naked spread eagle doing things stuff to herself. I feel asleep and weeks went by I forgot about the drawing. One day my dad was like we need to talk. I never did anything so I was really scared. We sat down at the family table and tells me to get the thing under his a vase on his dresser. Low and behold it was that damn drawing. My dad was really trying to hold back the tears of laughter while we supposedly had a serious conversation. We finished and he went outside where I could here him laughing hysterically. I guess mom found while cleaning.

 

[hugo]

there was this super hot girl in my class and i tried to zoom in to her face with my fone to take a pic and go home and fap. and bam this one girl was behind me looking at what i was doing..... i dont even remember what happened next. thank god.

 

[hugo]

there was this super hot girl in my class and i tried to zoom in to her face with my fone to take a pic and go home and fap. and bam this one girl was behind me looking at what i was doing..... i dont even remember what happened next. thank god.

 

[thenewjs23]

I a have another but this is about my brother. My girl was over and I lived in the garage apartment behind my parents house. I asked my girl to look out my back window facing the house to see if one of my brothers were at the computer. She was like and he's doing something. I go to look and it was my brother watching porn ruffing up his suspect.

 

[thenewjs23]

I a have another but this is about my brother. My girl was over and I lived in the garage apartment behind my parents house. I asked my girl to look out my back window facing the house to see if one of my brothers were at the computer. She was like and he's doing something. I go to look and it was my brother watching porn ruffing up his suspect.

 

[frijo sneaker]

 

[frijo sneaker]

 

[thenewjs23]

one more and im done. I met my ex at school and we had a project together. She was skinny back then and had a really flat stomach. She would wear pants that were low rise and one day there was a space between pants and lower stomach and looked to see if I could see anything. I looked at her and she was staring dead at me. she smiled and I knew from there i would have her.

 

[thenewjs23]

one more and im done. I met my ex at school and we had a project together. She was skinny back then and had a really flat stomach. She would wear pants that were low rise and one day there was a space between pants and lower stomach and looked to see if I could see anything. I looked at her and she was staring dead at me. she smiled and I knew from there i would have her.

 

[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols


[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom...[/color] and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

Your cousin has some seriioouusssss issues...I mean, was dude that thirsty/selfish that he just couldn't fap to one vid in one room?...

...

 

[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols


[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom...[/color] and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

Your cousin has some seriioouusssss issues...I mean, was dude that thirsty/selfish that he just couldn't fap to one vid in one room?...

...

 

[sneaky]

Originally Posted by ElCatfisho

I was like in 8th grade and watching porn on my computer when my sister tells me she's coming in my room to help me fix my computer. As she was coming in, I minimized the internet so that the screen was just at the desktop. She then says, "Well I'm going to go look up the program that can do blah blah blah" Clicks on the internet tab on the bottom of the screen rather than the icon, and this porn site pops up. She was shocked and says, "Wow..." and proceeded to open another tab for Google without even closing the site. 

I acted as if nothing was going on.

Now I fap at night to reduce detection + lights off.

Stealth

My dudes in stealth mode.

 

[sneaky]

Originally Posted by ElCatfisho

I was like in 8th grade and watching porn on my computer when my sister tells me she's coming in my room to help me fix my computer. As she was coming in, I minimized the internet so that the screen was just at the desktop. She then says, "Well I'm going to go look up the program that can do blah blah blah" Clicks on the internet tab on the bottom of the screen rather than the icon, and this porn site pops up. She was shocked and says, "Wow..." and proceeded to open another tab for Google without even closing the site. 

I acted as if nothing was going on.

Now I fap at night to reduce detection + lights off.

Stealth

My dudes in stealth mode.

 

[biff lawson]

Back when they used to have AOL live chats with celebs...I remember there was a chat with Sunny or Sable from the WWF
and i Emailed the screen name they had saying "I want to F%$K you until my Balls fall off" lol they sent that to my moms Master Screen name
and she came in my room spazzing like "What kind of things are you sending people" and just bounced i lol'd

 

[biff lawson]

Back when they used to have AOL live chats with celebs...I remember there was a chat with Sunny or Sable from the WWF
and i Emailed the screen name they had saying "I want to F%$K you until my Balls fall off" lol they sent that to my moms Master Screen name
and she came in my room spazzing like "What kind of things are you sending people" and just bounced i lol'd

 

[solekingericj]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom... and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

This had me WEAK!!!

 

[solekingericj]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom... and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

This had me WEAK!!!

 

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[yankeesking92]

I was with my ex at her house. Mom was supposed to be gone for awhile. In the room with clothes off and everything we hear the door opening.
I run into the bathroom shower and just waited. Then her mom comes in the bathroom and just opens the shower and saw me with just my boxers.
Biggest walk of shame from the bathroom to the front door. Worst part, she was my mothers bestfriend and her sister was there as well

 

[yankeesking92]

I was with my ex at her house. Mom was supposed to be gone for awhile. In the room with clothes off and everything we hear the door opening.
I run into the bathroom shower and just waited. Then her mom comes in the bathroom and just opens the shower and saw me with just my boxers.
Biggest walk of shame from the bathroom to the front door. Worst part, she was my mothers bestfriend and her sister was there as well

 

[elnino4530]

Never been caught doing anything like this...I go stealth mode word to bachelor frog. My roommate in college though...

Freshman year 4 of us lived in a dorm room. 2 to a bedroom, with a living room in the middle. We had a velcro board on each bedroom door with our names and a little dot to stick next to them in case we were gettin down with a chick so the other wouldn't walk in. One day I walk in the dorm room and all the doors are closed and his name has the dot next to it.

Me: You beatin?
Roommate: Naw man...just come in

I go in and he's sitting at his desk typing with a chair to the left of him and our other roommates laptop open.

Roommate: Look at all this porn (roommate 3) has on his computer.
Me: Wow. (multiple small videos going all over his screen)

I turn to leave the room and as I'm turning I see a HUGE money shot up my roommate's arm.

Me: DUDE! Did you blow it while I was in the room!?!?!?
Roommate: I didn't wanna say I was beating off and didn't know what to do with it!!!!

I've NEVER laughed so long in my entire life

 

[elnino4530]

Never been caught doing anything like this...I go stealth mode word to bachelor frog. My roommate in college though...

Freshman year 4 of us lived in a dorm room. 2 to a bedroom, with a living room in the middle. We had a velcro board on each bedroom door with our names and a little dot to stick next to them in case we were gettin down with a chick so the other wouldn't walk in. One day I walk in the dorm room and all the doors are closed and his name has the dot next to it.

Me: You beatin?
Roommate: Naw man...just come in

I go in and he's sitting at his desk typing with a chair to the left of him and our other roommates laptop open.

Roommate: Look at all this porn (roommate 3) has on his computer.
Me: Wow. (multiple small videos going all over his screen)

I turn to leave the room and as I'm turning I see a HUGE money shot up my roommate's arm.

Me: DUDE! Did you blow it while I was in the room!?!?!?
Roommate: I didn't wanna say I was beating off and didn't know what to do with it!!!!

I've NEVER laughed so long in my entire life

 

[hood17]

Originally Posted by soleKINGericJ

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

my cousin got walked in on in mid shoot though. my aunt and uncle left town that afternoon... and he decides to put a dirty movie (Pocahotass, according to my uncle) in the living room on the big TV. he's watching, and gets the idea (why, I do NOT know) to put another movie on in his parents' room. he's nude, and running back & forth and kinda whacking in one room and running to the other to whack a little bit in there. he's in their bedroom... and doesn't hear the garage door open due to having TWO televisions going. my aunt walks in her bedroom (which is right by the garage door) and sees my cousin, nude, one leg on the bed the other off, IN. MID. SHOOT.

my uncle walks in, goes to the living room to get whatever they forgot and while my cousin's walking to his room, he remarks "I'm keeping this one!" in regards to Pocahotass.

I asked him what happened to the mess he made in their bedroom, and he said he just left the towel there. He said he & my aunt didn't even make eye contact for like a month.

He's the same one who I mentioned foofed his first cousin and asked me if he could "get mentally sick" from doing so without a condom.

This had me WEAK!!!